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New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 06-11-2002 08:45:27 PM
you start pricing phasers and tricorders on Ebay...
What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
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Pancake
posted 06-11-2002 08:46:18 PM
And you'll never be a trekkie.
Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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Led
*kaboom*
posted 06-11-2002 08:48:15 PM
TREKKIE NOT TREKKER!@#% ARRGH!#%
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Azeroth™
Want my opinion?
posted 06-11-2002 08:51:59 PM

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New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 06-11-2002 09:30:22 PM
Trek is more realistic
What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
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Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 06-11-2002 09:37:00 PM
Star Wars movies don't always involve going back in time by swinging around the sun.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-11-2002 09:37:40 PM
*Force strangles Bane*
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 06-11-2002 09:39:47 PM
but but those episodes are soo cool!
What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
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Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 06-11-2002 09:44:16 PM
::hits force over the head with a frying pan::

stop that!


yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
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Rabidbunnylover
Pancake
posted 06-11-2002 10:39:17 PM
quote:
Lord Bane had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Trek is more realistic

*blink* *blink*

Think about what you just said.

Merp
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-11-2002 10:43:54 PM
Oh please tell me you were joking with that one Lady D...you must know what the Force is...
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
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New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 06-11-2002 11:10:10 PM
quote:
Rabidbunnylover thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
*blink* *blink*

Think about what you just said.

oh okay then, lets go and shoot lightning out of my hands!!!!! oh look at meeee i have this all powerful thingie called the force that can do all sort of magical tricks weeeee

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-11-2002 11:30:32 PM
Psychic Betazoids, Mind melds, the Q Continuum, The Traveller...

Shall I continue?

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 06-11-2002 11:41:09 PM
The difference is, Star Trek movies started out crap and have gotten better

Star Wars movies started out great, and keep getting worse

"There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there you'll be free if you truly wish to be."
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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 06-12-2002 12:03:36 AM
star wars gets points on creativity...i mean, seriously..in ST, all the aliens look like humans with SOME funked up feature. be it weird spots somwehere, a tattoo, a funky forehead, big ears and teeth, whathaveyou. in star wars, they've got two headed somethingorothers, giant blobs, and jar jar binks. (i hate to use him as a positive point, but...)


personally, i like neither. i'll watch one or the other if they're on, but you'll never catch me setting the vcr.

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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 06-12-2002 12:04:38 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Vorago stammered:
The difference is, Star Trek movies started out crap and have gotten better

Star Wars movies started out great, and keep getting worse

HAVE YOU SEEN EPISODE TWO YET!?!?

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 06-12-2002 12:05:46 AM
Episode 2 was cool as long as you ignored everyone but Jango, Boba, and Yoda.

I mean, I loved the movie.

But the acting was horrible.

[ 06-12-2002: Message edited by: Arttemis the Rogue ]

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Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 06-12-2002 01:32:11 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Vorago wrote:
The difference is, Star Trek movies started out crap and have gotten better

Star Wars movies started out great, and keep getting worse

Nope Star trek movies started to suck at 5, and after Undiscovered country it reeked.

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
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Olethros et Teleute
Everyone's favorite seven foot tall, orc-hating, bad-ass barbarian babe!
posted 06-12-2002 01:35:44 AM
While you guys strangle each other, I'm gonna hang out with the Vorlons and Minbari.
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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 06-12-2002 03:27:12 AM

[ 06-12-2002: Message edited by: Dr. Pvednes, PhD ]

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 06-12-2002 03:59:15 AM
quote:
Dr. Pvednes, PhD attempted to be funny by writing:
All types of crazy crap.

Yeah...but if you can't take Star Trek so seriously, how will you take a show whose main ship looks like a penis and testicles?

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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 06-12-2002 04:19:54 AM
quote:
King Parcelan enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Yeah...but if you can't take Star Trek so seriously, how will you take a show whose main ship looks like a penis and testicles?

How could you not love a TV show with the main plot revolving around Sex and Food?

[ 06-12-2002: Message edited by: Dr. Pvednes, PhD ]

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-12-2002 04:32:50 AM
quote:
Dr. Pvednes, PhD obviously shouldn't have said:
How could you not love a TV show with the main plot revolving around Sex and Food?

The man has a point.

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Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 06-12-2002 04:43:21 AM
Even #ed Star Trek Movies = Good.

Odd ones = Bad.

Star Trek series' 1,2,5 = Good (To some extent)

Star Wars = Boring.

Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
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New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 06-12-2002 06:18:26 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Psychic Betazoids, Mind melds, the Q Continuum, The Traveller...

Shall I continue?

well umm yeah uhhh Q rules!

What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-12-2002 06:52:35 AM
My point is...Don't joke about Psychic powers of the Jedi when Star Trek's just as full of sci-fi "magic"
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-12-2002 06:53:26 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael spewed forth this undeniable truth:
*Force strangles Bane*

Grip whore!~!!!!!

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-12-2002 06:58:51 AM
*uses the force Darth Maul style to crack Snoota over the head with a tossed gnome*
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 06-12-2002 07:18:45 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Dr. Pvednes, PhD was all like:

KAI IS UBAR!!!

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 06-12-2002 08:08:32 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Zephyer said:
KAI IS UBAR!!!

Give me your hair.

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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 06-12-2002 08:09:43 AM
quote:
Dr. Pvednes, PhD impressed everyone with:
Give me your hair.

Nope.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 06-12-2002 08:25:26 AM
Please?
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