Once upon a time there was a magical Cat with the ability to Penis Enlargement. One day the Cat decided to get himself a Duck. He was on his way to the local Paris where he was gonna get himself a Duck when he spotted a Duck being held by a Floppy girl. She asked him what his name was, he replied: Arttemis. (DAMMIT I'M ALWAYS A FSVKING CAT) She told him her name was: Davidson. So they decided they would take a nice trip together to New Delhi to get some Duck. Suddenly they were attacked by a Red a_giant_rat. So the girl pummeled the a_giant_rat to death with the Duck. And they both did a happy little dance. When suddenly they heard a Ker-whooshtickaboom! She had gained a level. Arttemis was sad because he got no EXP, so she decided to cast MAGIC MISSILE! on him. He laughed because he had a Penis that repelled magik.