<---help the="" cute="" little="" leezard="" sleep="" plz=""> [ 06-03-2002: Message edited by: Ryuujin the Leezard ]
code:I am not a Smurf
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Ryuujin the Leezard stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I've tried all the usual ways
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King Parcelan had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Smash your head against the wall for half an hour.
I want a way without brain hemmorhaging
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Nobody really understood why Aaniele Jadedsky wrote:
drink beer. If you have no beer, drink wine. If you have no wine, drink hard liquor. If you dont have beer, wine or hard liquor you need to shoot youself anyway
Good answer 
-Synjari [ 06-03-2002: Message edited by: Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde ]
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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From the book of Bloodsage, chapter 3, verse 16:
Rezzing threads won't help.
Take it up with my embassy.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Ryuujin the Leezard wrote:
I want a way without brain hemmorhaging
Oh, so you want to do it the pussy way.
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King Parcelan stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Oh, so you want to do it the pussy way.
Not so much the pussy way as I want to keep as many brain cells as I can, as you'll probably tell me, I need them.
You can not depend on one type of sleep aid for more than 4 days. Your body will start to resist after that. Get 2 or 3 and cycle them as needed, but try to not take them for more than 3 weeks.
Another than other than wacking off is to exerise so you will tire your self out.
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Ryuujin the Leezard said this about your mom:
I've tried all the usual ways but nothing's working. Anyone know of some sleep inducers or whatevers?
<---Help the cute little leezard sleep plz
Lavender/Pine oil is a good one, either put some in a burner or just sprinkle a few drops inside your pillowcase. This works for me.
Yes I am a hippy. Sue me.
It's dirt cheap and it works.
Place it in your mouth, pointing upwards. No.. that's the handle.. the other way around. Yes, better.
Now pull the trigger. Instant sleep.
Riiiiiight...
Well the good news is that after 2 glasses of warm milk, a shower and uhh.. *cough* masturbating *cough* I finally got to sleep...for 3 hours before I had to get up
Or get a prescription sleep aid.
Drugs? Masturbate.
Wars? Masturbate.
Famine? Masturbate.
See, all the world's problems solved.
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Mortious's account was hax0red to write:
The world is getting too bloody irate,
They should all just masturbate.Drugs? Masturbate.
Wars? Masturbate.
Famine? Masturbate.
See, all the world's problems solved.
Wouldn't THAT be a Media Hayday 
Here we are flying over the ground battle in...WHAT'S THIS? Everyone has just dropped their weapons and started masturbating. Never in my 2 years as a media correspondent have I seen such a moving sight of brotherhood...
