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Piper
Rabid Druid
posted 05-31-2002 08:10:48 PM
He gets on the bed on his hands and knees and waves his pelvis around making light saber noises. *zsshwoom zzsshwoom*

PIPERPOWER
What?! I was talking about the fish you crazy bastard!
Aure entuluva! ...or at least I hope.
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Ryuujin
posted 05-31-2002 08:12:07 PM
Star Wars cosplay?

[ 05-31-2002: Message edited by: Ryuujin ]

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 05-31-2002 08:12:17 PM
OH WOW TOTAL MENTAL IMAGE ARGH NO

!!!



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 05-31-2002 08:12:24 PM
I don't think I'm going to be able to look at Drysart the same way ever again.
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 05-31-2002 08:14:25 PM
quote:
The Black Mage... had this to say about John Romero:
OH WOW TOTAL MENTAL IMAGE ARGH NO

!!!

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Mightion Defensor
posted 05-31-2002 08:16:33 PM
I doubt I'll eat anything for the next three days.
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MadCat
Pancake
posted 05-31-2002 08:16:38 PM
quote:
This one time, at Piper camp:
He gets on the bed on his hands and knees and waves his pelvis around making light saber noises. *zsshwoom zzsshwoom*

o_O

Err...

I so didn't need that visual...

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

--
madcat@ghostfield.com

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Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 05-31-2002 08:17:14 PM
quote:
Arttemis the Rogue thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I don't think I'm going to be able to look at Drysart the same way ever again.
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 05-31-2002 08:17:21 PM
quote:
Arttemis the Rogue wrote this stupid crap:
I don't think I'm going to be able to look at Drysart the same way ever again.

I dont think I'm gonna be able to look at him period.

Veni, vidi, vici
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Now with Chibi-Mr. T!
It's Chibi-rific!
posted 05-31-2002 08:20:32 PM
So...horrible...

-falls onto ground and assumes fetal position-

Myrg
"EQ. Sleep. EQ or sleep. Hmm..."
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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 05-31-2002 08:22:28 PM
Really?
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Dylon
Pancake
posted 05-31-2002 08:24:16 PM
um...he never did that when I knew him..and the question on everyone's mind


is it red or green

Dylon.

To know me is to want to throw me off a cliff.

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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 05-31-2002 08:25:08 PM
brain... melting...
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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 05-31-2002 08:25:14 PM
*opens her mouth as if to say something... then just grins*
Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 05-31-2002 08:25:17 PM
This makes me... aroused.

=/

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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 05-31-2002 08:25:59 PM
quote:
Dylon had this to say about John Romero:
um...he never did that when I knew him..and the question on everyone's mind


is it red or green


or purple like Mace's?

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MadCat
Pancake
posted 05-31-2002 08:27:16 PM
quote:
Dylon enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
um...he never did that when I knew him..and the question on everyone's mind


is it red or green

Dare I say it? Yes I do!

purple?

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

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madcat@ghostfield.com

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Piper
Rabid Druid
posted 05-31-2002 08:29:31 PM
quote:
Dylon had this to say about Tron:
um...he never did that when I knew him..and the question on everyone's mind


is it red or green

You can't roleplay that in public taverns silly =P

As for the color, that totally depends on the body paint.


PIPERPOWER
What?! I was talking about the fish you crazy bastard!
Aure entuluva! ...or at least I hope.
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Drysart
Pancake
posted 05-31-2002 08:29:54 PM
bloo!!
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-31-2002 08:31:55 PM
Bloo ba-- nm.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-31-2002 08:35:07 PM
Piper, I'll be needing your address so I can send the therapy bills to you.
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AzerothĀ™
Want my opinion?
posted 05-31-2002 09:03:18 PM
Oh god, the images!!!! and I thought my headache just left.

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 05-31-2002 09:08:11 PM
Does it glow?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 05-31-2002 09:10:33 PM
I think it's funny!
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Dylon
Pancake
posted 05-31-2002 09:14:15 PM
or worse..does it really go zoom zoom and shrink when turned off
Dylon.

To know me is to want to throw me off a cliff.

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Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 05-31-2002 09:15:42 PM
Drysart has god-like sex for geeks everywhere.

We should worship him.

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 05-31-2002 09:18:41 PM
remind me never ot read a Piper/Drys is so.. thread nothing good come of them
Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
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Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 05-31-2002 09:21:45 PM
^ If it involves that with Drysart or Piper on the title: DO NOT READ!
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Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 05-31-2002 09:22:04 PM
It's just too bad his lightsaber runs on a pair of AAA batteries.
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 05-31-2002 09:23:30 PM
quote:
Arttemis the Rogue's account was hax0red to write:
It's just too bad his her "lightsaber" runs on a pair of AAA batteries.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 05-31-2002 09:24:11 PM
*sigh*

Thank you, master of the obvious.

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Dylon
Pancake
posted 05-31-2002 09:24:21 PM
I thought that was piper's replacement lightsaber for when Drysart can't get his to..um..power up
Dylon.

To know me is to want to throw me off a cliff.

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 05-31-2002 09:25:39 PM
quote:
Arttemis the Rogue wrote this stupid crap:
*sigh*

Thank you, master of the obvious.

Anytime citizen!

*Strikes a pose and jumps to fly far away into the clear blue skys!*

*Falls on his face.*



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 05-31-2002 09:29:20 PM
quote:
Tarquinn had this to say about Captain Planet:
I think it's funny!
Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
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Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 05-31-2002 09:41:54 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived The Black Mage... stammered:
OH WOW TOTAL MENTAL IMAGE ARGH NO

!!!

*reads the thread as posted by Piper...*

*procedes to crack up with RedVixen right beside him...LITERALLY!*

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Piper
Rabid Druid
posted 05-31-2002 10:13:15 PM

PIPERPOWER
What?! I was talking about the fish you crazy bastard!
Aure entuluva! ...or at least I hope.
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Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 05-31-2002 10:14:23 PM
Hot cha cha! That's what I'm talking about!

You look nice too Piper.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 05-31-2002 10:19:06 PM
*looks at the mozarella stick he was eating when he started reading this thread....shudders...sets it aside*

nice pic, though.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Piper
Rabid Druid
posted 05-31-2002 10:19:48 PM
quote:
Arttemis the Rogue had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Hot cha cha! That's what I'm talking about!

You look nice too Piper.

Yeah he is sexy. He makes me randy, yeah baby.


PIPERPOWER
What?! I was talking about the fish you crazy bastard!
Aure entuluva! ...or at least I hope.
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Drysart
Pancake
posted 05-31-2002 10:21:09 PM
quote:
Piper stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
[xIMG]http://www.evercrest.com/images2/piper/usbloo.jpg[/IMG]

You missed a piece, hon.

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