You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
I wonder how much money I have in my coffee cup that can hold no more... *shrugs* Ah well, I have no pants on so I can't check to see how much money I have in my pockets.
What's this thing do? That would be sooo cool if it wasn't going to hurt us. Melphina's Magelo
I have two 1 gallon mason jars full of change just begging to be taken to a Coinstar machine.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
