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Topic: One for you Conspiracy Theorists
Ryuujin
posted 05-30-2002 10:08:46 AM
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 05-30-2002 10:18:32 AM
One for you Conspiracy Theorists assholes who can't just let something die and move on.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Lalamile
My title doesn't even make sense any more
posted 05-30-2002 10:19:32 AM
Way TOOOO much time....
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 05-30-2002 10:20:33 AM
....

They had this on the 6 o clock news about three weeks ago....

Poeple see things everywhere.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 05-30-2002 10:35:26 AM
Wow. The twin towers are certainly much... rounder... than I remember!
Majox
Pancake
posted 05-30-2002 10:40:41 AM
Did you know that if you take 11, the day the attack happened, and add 1+1 you get 2.

And there were TWO TOWERS!!!!!

Coincidence? I think not!

I just make ideas, I don't make them good. - Me
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 05-30-2002 10:43:01 AM
Did you know that an emergancy happened on 9/11 and you call 911 when you have an emergancy? Coincedence? I THINK NOT!
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 05-30-2002 10:44:40 AM
quote:
Something Awful is my hero:
The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11.
Each building had 110 stories.
After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.
September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.
119 is the area code for Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11, 911 - 119 are opposites - enemies? 11 11 polarity.
Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11.
The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11.
State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union.
"New York City" has 11 letters.
"Afghanistan" - 11 letters.
"The Pentagon" - 11 letters.

WOW! I have now been thoroughly convinced that whatever the hell this webpage is blabbering about is completely 100% true! This website is based in reality and serves up nothing but the shocking truth to anybody who is brave enough to read and accept it. Also, here's an equation for you guys to think about on your way to the Dairy Queen:

"THAT WEBSITE" = 11 LETTERS
"IS REALLY GAY" = 11 LETTERS


"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 05-30-2002 10:45:07 AM
Did you know that some druggies reported a crop-circle in the exact shape of their anus, on 911, and they claim they could fit the twin towers up their anus, and they were high on coke, which when you numeralise its name and multiply it by 7 then divide by 3/2 and add 1 is 911!!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG CONSPIRACY!
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-30-2002 11:30:53 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Khyron wrote:
Did you know that some druggies reported a crop-circle in the exact shape of their anus, on 911, and they claim they could fit the twin towers up their anus, and they were high on coke, which when you numeralise its name and multiply it by 7 then divide by 3/2 and add 1 is 911!!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG CONSPIRACY!

I approve of the gratuitous use of 'anus' in this post.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Dark Knight
Pancake
posted 05-30-2002 11:36:50 AM
Comedy gold!
It is a long way up, but it is an even longer way down.
The grass is always greener on the other side.
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 05-30-2002 11:45:10 AM
OMG IT WAS NOTERSTOMPUSMYGAYASS PREDICTIONS(*&@#$&(*#$(

ELVIS IS COMING AND BOOBIE FETT WILL OWN YOU ALL!!

Buy lots of water and build a bomb shelter cause Y2k3 is coming!@$!$
Caus4 you see 3 years uhh yeah thats why there is a 1 2 and 5 BUT NO 3 dollar bill cause its an EVIL NUMBER AND 2003 IS ARMAGEDDON!#(*$&*(

AAAIIIEEE!!!

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Ryuujin
posted 05-30-2002 11:58:05 AM
ROFL Cadga
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-30-2002 12:19:10 PM
OMGS I will *never* touch a 20 dollar bill again!!

Wait a sec, I have to.. because that's all what people use to pay me to let them into my store...

COWINKIDINK!!???

Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 05-30-2002 12:27:52 PM
Did you know that a most bills that are older then 1 month have traces of cocaine on them? Yeah. It actually seeps in through your fingers. Ever wonder why people like money? BECAUSE THEY'RE ADDICTED TO IT OMG!!!!
Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Majox
Pancake
posted 05-30-2002 01:36:20 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about Duck Tales:
Did you know that a most bills that are older then 1 month have traces of cocaine on them? Yeah. It actually seeps in through your fingers. Ever wonder why people like money? BECAUSE THEY'RE ADDICTED TO IT OMG!!!!

*quickly stops rubbing money against face*

Na-uh!

I just make ideas, I don't make them good. - Me
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 05-30-2002 01:56:46 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Delphi Aegis said:
Did you know that a most bills that are older then 1 month have traces of cocaine on them? Yeah. It actually seeps in through your fingers. Ever wonder why people like money? BECAUSE THEY'RE ADDICTED TO IT OMG!!!!

Wow! I am sooooo gonna start an illegal money trade now!

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 05-30-2002 05:11:36 PM
Is this true? Can we have someone who isnt delhpi(sorry) confirm this.
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 05-30-2002 05:28:58 PM
ive seen it don is school, it looks jsut like the picture above

aperantly the side of a building withsoem bushes is a burning buildin


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 05-30-2002 05:33:14 PM
quote:
Elvish Crack Piper had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Is this true? Can we have someone who isnt delhpi(sorry) confirm this.

Omg. My name is in the topic review. HOW can you misspell it? I can understand something like Aanile, Gikkwiny, maybe.. but mine? OMG!

The cocaine is in such trace amounts that it doesnt actually do anything. Its just there cos its there.

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
All times are US/Eastern
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