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Topic: How Sexy are you?
Evenstar
Pancake
posted 05-29-2002 05:16:12 PM
Choose the quiz that's right for you:

I'm single
I'm taken

To be born again for your sake; Blowing the past away on fluttering clouds; Letting the future ride on flowing winds; Fearlessly,unceasingly,patiently -clover
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 05-29-2002 05:17:08 PM
I don't have to take a quiz. I can tell you right now, in one simple word.

"Very"

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-29-2002 05:18:03 PM
I stopped at the first question.

My underwear drawer does not contain panties.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
/dev/null
Pancake
posted 05-29-2002 05:18:15 PM
Can't take the quiz. It's female based and wouldn't reflect properly.
Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Evenstar
Pancake
posted 05-29-2002 05:18:24 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Tron:
I don't have to take a quiz. I can tell you right now, in one simple word.

"Very"


Oooo hehe

To be born again for your sake; Blowing the past away on fluttering clouds; Letting the future ride on flowing winds; Fearlessly,unceasingly,patiently -clover
Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 05-29-2002 05:19:19 PM
quote:
RPC had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Can't take the quiz. It's female based and wouldn't reflect properly.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-29-2002 05:19:33 PM
hmm "You are one ugly ho"

=( erg

Tareshinal
Pancake
posted 05-29-2002 05:20:55 PM
quote:
RPC's account was hax0red to write:
Can't take the quiz. It's female based and wouldn't reflect properly.
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 05-29-2002 05:21:34 PM
quote:
From the book of Mortious, chapter 3, verse 16:
I don't have to take a quiz. I can tell you right now, in one simple word.

"Very"


Should be dead sexy but wahtever you want to say

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 05-29-2002 05:21:45 PM
quote:
NiteShadow had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
[QUOTE]RPC's account was hax0red to write:
[qb]Can't take the quiz. It's female based and wouldn't reflect properly.

[/QB][/QUOTE]

OMG Evanstar is one sexist pig. .

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Evenstar
Pancake
posted 05-29-2002 05:22:00 PM
quote:
RPC had this to say about Knight Rider:
Can't take the quiz. It's female based and wouldn't reflect properly.

This is true, forgive me. I will try to find one for men as well.

To be born again for your sake; Blowing the past away on fluttering clouds; Letting the future ride on flowing winds; Fearlessly,unceasingly,patiently -clover
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 05-29-2002 05:24:43 PM
this is what I got... *merps* =/

Serious Seductress

You've got sex appeal all right, but you may be overdoing it a bit. It's great that you're so confident with your sexuality, but your frequent femme fatale routine is liable to get you into trouble. While some good-natured jealousy can add a spark to a committed relationship, too much of the green-eyed monster can turn a healthy relationship sour. Using your sexuality to please your partner is one thing; using it to control him or to attract other men is another. Keep in mind that if you don't let your partner see beyond your slinky outfits, he won't be able to get to know, love, and most importantly, respect you.

Maybe it's time to tone down the sexiness and turn your true personality on. Before you can do that, however, you may need to dig deep and figure out why you feel the need to portray yourself as so sexy all the time. For many women, insecurity is behind the seductress act -- they're afraid their partners will lose interest if they take the sex card off the table. Or, they worry that their other qualities aren't attractive enough.

Other women mistakenly believe that all men want is a woman whose appearance and behavior scream "sex." Fortunately, this is far from true, especially when it comes to long-term relationships. What men want is a confident, secure partner whom they enjoy spending time with, can respect and, yes, are attracted to -- outside and inside.

[ 05-29-2002: Message edited by: Synjari ]

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 05-29-2002 05:26:58 PM
Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 05-29-2002 05:27:29 PM
quote:
RPC said:
Can't take the quiz. It's female based and wouldn't reflect properly.
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 05-29-2002 05:29:11 PM
Thing is.. my true personality IS reflected.. not sure I like how they are goin with this. I dont think I was too outrageous with my answers. =/

Basically this is saying Im all about sex..

/Nae on

Tcha!

/Nae off

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 05-29-2002 05:29:53 PM
Too Tame

Your sex appeal seems to be in hiding. That's not to say that men don't find you attractive and appealing; it's just that they tend to think of you more as a friend than as a girlfriend. Often they don't even know you're interested in them romantically, since the vibes you give off are often on the cool side. What's behind your behavior? It could be that you're not yet comfortable in your "sexual skin," or perhaps past relationship rejections or heartbreaks have led you to put up your guard. Another possibility is that you're uncomfortable with your body or your looks and so you purposefully push guys away rather than risk getting intimate with them -- and feeling embarrassed or humiliated. All of that is understandable, but if you want to improve your love life, you're going to have to battle your fears and insecurities and get in touch with your sexual side. Boost your self-esteem by taking up a new activity you do well and will make you feel good (take a writing class, start a race-walking program, and so on). Keep in mind, though, that if your low self-esteem is deep-rooted, professional counseling or personal development seminars may be what you need.

Another good practice is to engage in positive self-talk every day. You can do it in the car, in front of the mirror while you're combing your hair, as a before-bed ritual. Tell yourself what an attractive, sexy, smart woman you are enough times, and soon you will believe it -- as well you should. Remember that sex appeal is not about looks. It's about exuding confidence, style and smarts.

[ 05-29-2002: Message edited by: TerenaAzal ]

There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Led
*kaboom*
posted 05-29-2002 05:31:14 PM
Too Tame

Your sex appeal seems to be in hiding. Granted, your life is busy, so maybe there's no time to worry about wearing lacy underwear to please your man or initiating sex at the end of a long, exhausting day. Besides, if you had to choose, you would rather connect emotionally with your partner instead of physically anyway.

There's nothing wrong with having such romantic notions, but a healthy relationship shouldn't be void of sex -- or sex appeal. Beyond the "I'm too busy" excuse, you may be suppressing your natural sex appeal for other reasons. Perhaps society's confusing messages about women and sex (we should like it but not be too into it, we should be assertive in the bedroom but never aggressive, and so on) have affected you. Or an early childhood trauma may be to blame. Another possibility: Your dissatisfaction with your body has you hiding from physical connection.

What can you do to turn up your sex appeal without turning into someone else (someone you wouldn't be comfortable being)? Start by working on your self-esteem. If that means losing weight, then it's time to start an exercise program. If it means accepting your body as it is, practice positive self-talk every day. You can do it in the car, in front of the mirror while you're combing your hair, as a before-bed ritual. Tell yourself what an attractive, sexy, smart woman you are enough times, and soon you will believe it -- as well you should. Remember that sex appeal is not only about looks. In fact, plenty of not-so-great-looking women have tremendous sex appeal, because they exude confidence.


BAH

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-29-2002 05:37:33 PM
Those aren't really geared toward men . . .
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-29-2002 05:41:29 PM
quote:
Comrade Snoota painfully thought these words up:
I stopped at the first question.

My underwear drawer does not contain panties.


Unless Gen stuffed her underwear in there while I wasn't looking.

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 05-29-2002 06:07:01 PM
Sufficiently Sexy... works.


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Malkavia
Pancake
posted 05-29-2002 06:12:53 PM
So uh...I switched the gender in most of the questions, but couldn't decide what to wear to the christmas party thingy. This is what I came up with:

Serious Seductress

You've got sex appeal all right, but you may be overdoing it a bit. There's nothing wrong with making yourself attractive to men, but going after guys with the hard sell isn't going to get you very far if what you want is a healthy, long-lasting relationship. In fact, your femme fatale act may backfire. Instead of drawing guys in, those desperation vibes may actually push them away. Sure, cleavage-exposing blouses, slinky skirts and come-hither looks will have guys flocking to you like Monday Night Football, but their interest in you will surely diminish soon after the first, uh, touchdown. If you want men to stick around and get to know you (and not just your body), tone down the super sexy routine and work on developing true sex appeal -- confidence, poise and a positive attitude.

It may help for you to ask yourself why you feel the need to portray yourself as such a sexual dynamo. If not having a man in your life makes you feel empty, you may be trying to fill that void with all the male attention you get from flaunting your sexiness. Or insecurity could be behind your seductress act -- are you scared men won't be interested in your other, nonsexual qualities? Another possibility may be that you believe that all men want is a woman whose appearance and behavior scream "sex." Fortunately, that is far from true, especially when it comes to long-term relationships. What men want is a women who is confident and comfortable with herself, someone they enjoy spending time with, can relax with and respect and, yes, are attracted to -- on the outside and the inside.

[ 05-29-2002: Message edited by: Malkavia ]

Addy
posted 05-29-2002 06:25:33 PM
Sufficiently Sexy

You are fairly comfortable with your sexuality and aren't afraid to play up your sex appeal, but you know when to tone down the sexual dynamo act and let your partner see and appreciate your other wonderful qualities.

Although being physically attractive to the man in your life is important to you, you also want him to value your intelligence, spirit, humor and so on. No doubt he does; what men find most appealing is a woman who believes in herself. Whether you're conscious of it or not, that confidence is evident both in and out of the bedroom -- in the way you move, speak, smile, dress and have sex; women who are confident and comfortable with their sexuality tend to have more satisfying sex lives. That said, don't be surprised if your sex life gets a little humdrum at times -- even the best sexual connections sometimes need a change. So don't be afraid to occasionally rent an erotic movie, wear sexy lingerie or play up your sexiness in the bedroom.

Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 05-29-2002 06:29:18 PM
*grins at Malk* we are such teases *rawrs*
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 05-29-2002 06:36:31 PM
Well my conclusion certainly hitted the spot on what I'm like, I even agree to the whole thing!

Sufficiently Sexy

You tend to engage men more with your personality and confidence than with your looks. Not that you don't care about your appearance. You do. But your style is more casual and classy than dressed-to-impress. Men feel comfortable around you, probably because they can tell how comfortable you are with yourself. You draw them in without overwhelming them. That's great, but don't be afraid to act alluring sometimes, too -- not in a trashy way but, rather, by doing your best Sharon Stone impersonation (and we don't mean her character in Basic Instinct). As long as you know when to draw the line and let men see and appreciate your other (nonphysical) qualities, it can be fun to play up your sexuality.

Piper
Rabid Druid
posted 05-29-2002 06:47:05 PM
Sufficiently Sexy =)

You are fairly comfortable with your sexuality and aren't afraid to play up your sex appeal, but you know when to tone down the sexual dynamo act and let your partner see and appreciate your other wonderful qualities.

Although being physically attractive to the man in your life is important to you, you also want him to value your intelligence, spirit, humor and so on. No doubt he does; what men find most appealing is a woman who believes in herself. Whether you're conscious of it or not, that confidence is evident both in and out of the bedroom -- in the way you move, speak, smile, dress and have sex; women who are confident and comfortable with their sexuality tend to have more satisfying sex lives. That said, don't be surprised if your sex life gets a little humdrum at times -- even the best sexual connections sometimes need a change. So don't be afraid to occasionally rent an erotic movie, wear sexy lingerie or play up your sexiness in the bedroom.

[ 05-29-2002: Message edited by: Piper ]


PIPERPOWER
What?! I was talking about the fish you crazy bastard!
Aure entuluva! ...or at least I hope.
Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 05-29-2002 06:49:32 PM
I'm super sexay mahn.
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 05-29-2002 06:58:20 PM
quote:
RPC had this to say about Pirotess:
Can't take the quiz. It's female based and wouldn't reflect properly.

Find one that's for men and I'll post my response

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Mystiana
Heavy Drinker
posted 05-29-2002 07:43:44 PM
"Serious Seductress"?!!?

I'm...I'm innocent, I tell you! Pure as new-fallen snow! Uh...yeah. *blushes*

Mystiana Puellaris

"Life gives us time, but only Love gives it meaning."

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 05-29-2002 07:44:28 PM
quote:
Mortious probably says this to all the girls:
I don't have to take a quiz. I can tell you right now, in one simple word.

"Very"


*Nods!*

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 05-29-2002 07:44:36 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Mystiana wrote:
"Serious Seductress"?!!?

I'm...I'm innocent, I tell you! Pure as new-fallen snow! Uh...yeah. *blushes*



Your...alive....

Quick! Everyone, tackle her and tie her down! She's even rarer then the Ferrel!

Ozius

Or did I miss her grand entrance back to EC and I'm just silly?

ozius

[ 05-29-2002: Message edited by: Ozimander J. Griswald ]

Mightion Defensor
posted 05-29-2002 07:45:51 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Ozimander J. Griswald said:

Your...alive....

Quick! Everyone, tackle her and tie her down! She's even rarer then the Ferrel!

Ozius

Or did I miss her grand entrance back to EC and I'm just silly?

ozius


You first. That's not how a paladin treats a lady, even if she is a rare spawn.

Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 05-29-2002 07:45:52 PM
Mysti! *bounces*
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
ZaÂ’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 05-29-2002 07:49:58 PM
I am sexy like the SQUIRREL in SPRINGTIME, because thats how you get chicks and stuffs.
"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Mystiana
Heavy Drinker
posted 05-29-2002 08:14:39 PM
*eeps with a grin, and drops one of her brews*
Mystiana Puellaris

"Life gives us time, but only Love gives it meaning."

Steven Steve
posted 05-29-2002 08:21:03 PM
^OMG MYSTIANA

I have a mangina

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
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"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 05-29-2002 08:26:53 PM
quote:
Serious Seductress

You've got sex appeal all right, but you may be overdoing it a bit. It's great that you're so confident with your sexuality, but your frequent femme fatale routine is liable to get you into trouble.




Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Drysart
Pancake
posted 05-29-2002 08:27:44 PM
Hmm... I'm a slut.
Mystiana
Heavy Drinker
posted 05-29-2002 08:55:07 PM
and this is a new revelation?
Mystiana Puellaris

"Life gives us time, but only Love gives it meaning."

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-30-2002 02:15:08 AM
quote:
Verily, ImNotTrent doth proclaim:
Unless Gen stuffed her underwear in there while I wasn't looking.

I considered her a friend once. We used to talk daily on the Rathe before the server split.(Imagine my surprise when it turns out she knew you and found her way to EC )

But what would she be doing stuffing her panties in my underwear drawer?

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 05-30-2002 02:16:53 AM
quote:
Aanile had this to say about Duck Tales:
hmm "You are one ugly ho"

=( erg


Snugs.

Bah. I doesn't know anything.

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

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