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Topic: Orgasms!
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 05-28-2002 06:44:00 PM
Ggrrrsmnfghstupidwomengrrmsafm.....
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 05-28-2002 06:45:18 PM
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Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 05-28-2002 06:45:18 PM
ROFL
Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
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Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 05-28-2002 06:47:03 PM
Ah it makes so much sense now.
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-28-2002 06:48:27 PM
That's a 5!
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Lashanna
noob
posted 05-28-2002 06:57:28 PM
*grins smugly*
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 05-28-2002 06:59:17 PM
yeah thats about right :/ at least with my Ex wife...

god im gonan miss her in the sack :/

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
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Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 05-28-2002 07:01:10 PM
Much dizziness
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 05-28-2002 07:04:19 PM
Hil-freakin-arious.
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-28-2002 07:14:28 PM
I'm more like the female one, but okay.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 05-28-2002 07:15:01 PM
quote:
Comrade Snoota thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I'm more like the female one, but okay.

Must... Not... Comment...

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 05-28-2002 07:17:28 PM
I guess it's compensation for having to go through periods.
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-28-2002 07:18:04 PM
quote:
Ruvyen Warblade Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Must... Not... Comment...

Have webcam that can record video, will prove!

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 05-28-2002 07:18:45 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Comrade Snoota:
I'm more like the female one, but okay.

Chinese fireman?

[ 05-28-2002: Message edited by: Soldar ]

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 05-28-2002 07:19:42 PM
quote:
Comrade Snoota had this to say about dark elf butts:
Have webcam that can record video, will prove!

Me too!

Swap?

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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 05-28-2002 07:20:39 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Comrade Snoota wrote:
Have webcam that can record video, will prove!

ARGH! MY NOSE! THE HORRIBLE EXCRUCIATING PAIN OF HAVING A MOUTHFUL OF SODA LEAVE THROUGH MY NOSE!

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Dark Knight
Pancake
posted 05-28-2002 07:21:30 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Comrade Snoota stammered:
Have webcam that can record video, will prove!

No thats cool, we all believe you, no need to go to the extreme as to prove yourself. That is just grose.

It is a long way up, but it is an even longer way down.
The grass is always greener on the other side.
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-28-2002 07:28:20 PM
Gross.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 05-28-2002 07:30:08 PM
I sense jealousy!
Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

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Caela
Crazed Ex-Angel
posted 05-28-2002 08:16:40 PM
Oh, that was too good. *grins wickedly*
"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. " - the "Professor" - The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress
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Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 05-28-2002 08:17:19 PM
I cry.
Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
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Led
*kaboom*
posted 05-28-2002 08:19:39 PM

*cackles*

Ack, spilling iced tea all over your keyboard is a bad idea :x

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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 05-28-2002 08:24:15 PM
*grins and nods knowingly*
Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
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Moffles
Pancake
posted 05-28-2002 08:24:28 PM
Uh...huh.
"Got some dark desire? Love to play with fire? Why not let it rip? Live a little bit!"
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Ak'abon
Pancake
posted 05-28-2002 08:30:22 PM
i want to be a woman when i masterbate from now on
"JJACT TV"..not ur every day entertainment!
"theres ahir in the piies"!
"its your Hair"
::crosses eyes and says "ahhh"::
"Hullo there my name is Sarah Hopkins"
Nippa-Festa Day:http://hometown.aol.com/topazgal90/page3.html
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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 05-28-2002 08:32:39 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by ThirdCharm:
i want to be a woman when i masterbate from now on

why so you cna have NIPPLES THAT ARE UBER?

shut up

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
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Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 05-28-2002 08:53:37 PM
Meh...I'm happy with what the lord gave me.

I just work harder on giving the girl I'm with a enjoyable experience

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Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-28-2002 09:19:56 PM
And then cheat on her.

what?

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Ak'abon
Pancake
posted 05-28-2002 09:21:27 PM
lol
"JJACT TV"..not ur every day entertainment!
"theres ahir in the piies"!
"its your Hair"
::crosses eyes and says "ahhh"::
"Hullo there my name is Sarah Hopkins"
Nippa-Festa Day:http://hometown.aol.com/topazgal90/page3.html
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-29-2002 02:44:14 AM
quote:
How.... Suddar Williams.... uughhhhhh:
And then cheat on her.

what?

You know...If you can't be with the one you, love the one your with.

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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 05-29-2002 04:02:27 PM
quote:
Iron Chef Cadga said:
yeah thats about right :/ at least with my Ex wife...

god im gonan miss her in the sack :/

/agree

Sad thing is even when that was not enough to put up with her I knew it was well over with...

It was fun having the neighbors above us stomp on the floor.

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Ryuujin
posted 05-29-2002 04:03:16 PM
LoL, that's pretty close actually
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