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Topic: Nothing quite like an old fashioned Texas beatdown
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 05-25-2002 12:54:09 AM
A friend of mine models clothing for a company called "Fu-Man Skeeto." It's owned by one of those guys in N-Sync... I think it's the one with the weird hair. Anyway, she had to go to New York for some shoots and a friend of hers who works at Continental Airlines helped her get tickets, except he felt he needed to go with her. Her best friend, another friend of mine, was going to go with her and even wanted to pay for her own hotel room and plane ticket. But this guy who works at Continental told her no, that it was his and the model friend's 'bonding experience.'

Long story shortened, this guy tried to get my model friend drunk and then attempted to take advantage of her. He kissed her with full tongue and then tried to overly 'massage' her when she was trying to go to bed. He had managed to get only a single hotel room for the two of them... with a single king size bed.

She managed to fend him off, but she told me about it today.

Being both a caring friend and a guy who doesn't particularly agree with that shit, I tracked this guy down. Found him at a club she said he frequents. Him and a friend of his.

First, I let him know why I was there. Then I stomped a mudhole in his ass. His friend jumped in and attacked me from behind and got a couple of good shots in, so I'm a bit bruised up. However, I'm too fucking stubborn to lose. My hand was still sore from punching my wall in frustration the other day and I accidentally hit the support beam. I'm a bit banged up, but I'm not gonna feel it til tomorrow.

I didn't lose, though. Neither of them walked away. I hurt my ankle somehow, not exactly sure. My ribs ache a bit. I did walk away, though. I wasn't going to involve his friend, but he shouldn't have jumped in.

I'm not a violent person, but this guy tried to rape a friend of mine and I just don't stand for that.

So if I'm snappy with anyone this evening, I apologize in advance. I also know that maybe this ain't the best place to share this, but you guys are like family and just typing this out has relaxed me a bit.

Now excuse me while I go bandage my hand to keep it from swelling.

Skaw
posted 05-25-2002 12:56:38 AM
Hoorah for beatdowns!
nem-x
posted 05-25-2002 12:58:13 AM
diadem
eet bugz
posted 05-25-2002 12:58:35 AM
good job. i hate worthless sacks of shit like him. the fuck got what he deserved.
play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Eleene
Pancake
posted 05-25-2002 01:00:18 AM
Men!
Doomjudge
Pancake
posted 05-25-2002 01:04:30 AM
Your my hero!
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-25-2002 01:04:32 AM
Good for you, he got exactly what he deserved.

Glad you were able to walk away.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 05-25-2002 01:06:04 AM
You rock, Bajah. Hope you don't have to deal with the bruises for long.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-25-2002 01:07:10 AM
Right on

sack of shit got exactly what he deserverd!

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 05-25-2002 01:07:58 AM
Hoo-ray for Bajah!!!!
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 05-25-2002 01:10:27 AM
... my respect for you, which was already through the roof, has amazingly risen another notch.

I know that none of my RL guy friends would do this for me.

Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 05-25-2002 01:13:03 AM
Bajah is the coolest Texan I know.
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 05-25-2002 01:13:53 AM
You shoulda branded em when ye were done
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 05-25-2002 02:27:35 AM
You know you've done a good job when you hurt your own foot kicking someone else's ass.
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 05-25-2002 02:56:46 AM
Bajah, you are one hell of a guy and I salute you. My towering respect for you has risen even more.
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 05-25-2002 03:08:58 AM
quote:
Gikkwiny had this to say about Tron:
... my respect for you, which was already through the roof, has amazingly risen another notch.


On that note. been in similar situations. Never quite went so clean for me though. Hats off to you anhd the next round is on me.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Maradon!
posted 05-25-2002 03:13:54 AM
Bloodsage would flame the shit out of me if he read this, but I think it was a fantastic, noble thing you did.

Fuckers got what was coming to them.

Mightion Defensor
posted 05-25-2002 03:18:45 AM
Jolly good show, ol' boy.

Unfortunately, I'm a stringbean with no upper body muscle at all, so I doubt I could do the same thing in a similar situation...

Good guys: 1. Bad guys, -2.

Maradon!
posted 05-25-2002 03:22:58 AM
I'm a stringbean myself, but I seem to have the amazing ability to abandon all sense of self preservation.

If you get me angry enough, I'm coming at you, and there really isn't much you can do to change it short of killing me.

Ninok
31337 UBB hax0r
posted 05-25-2002 03:23:03 AM
Next time invite me to this Texas Beatdown....

Rape doesn't sit well with me either..

Old Skool Has returned from the Dead
Lashanna
noob
posted 05-25-2002 04:14:55 AM
*hugs Bajah*

That was a great thing. It's always good to know you have a guy (brother, friend, whatever) you can count on to help you out with things like this, .

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 05-25-2002 04:16:43 AM
BAM! Kick it up a notch!
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 05-25-2002 06:46:40 AM
TO BAJAH!
hey
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 05-25-2002 07:54:54 AM
Wow.

Bajah, you, are a very, very good man.

And my likewise vast respect for you gains yet another couple notches, too. Very well done, mate.

*is a stringbean too, but fights dirty. With range, if possible*

Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 05-25-2002 08:11:32 AM
Dude!

Like everyone else here, my respect for you is unfathomable!! (sp?)

I would have done the exact same thing considering how much of a jealous/paranoid I can get. You totally did the right thing and the little shit got what he deserved for treating a woman like that.

Kudos to you Bajah! When I come down to Texas...whenever that happens...I'm buying you a round....Sucks I might have to wait until next year June until I turn 21 to actually do it. :P

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 05-25-2002 08:24:11 AM
quote:
Bajah sez:
I hurt my ankle somehow, not exactly sure.

quote:
Bajah also sez:
...I stomped a mudhole in his ass.

Well there ya go. You see, Texas mudholes arn't as soft and gooshy as most other state's mudholes due to Texas's arid climate. Stomping one into someone's ass is like trying to force Play-Doh through a cheese grater: It takes a lot of effort and you can hurt yourself if you get a little over-enthusiastic.

Still, the other guy's gonna pay for it in multiple enemas, right?

Play-Doh through a cheese grater? Christ my analogies suck in the early morning...

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 05-25-2002 08:25:06 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Gikkwiny:
... my respect for you, which was already through the roof, has amazingly risen another notch.

I know that none of my RL guy friends would do this for me.



sure i wouldn't...
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 05-25-2002 08:29:21 AM
Still, gotta wonder if this guy's gonna attempt legal repercussions.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 05-25-2002 09:28:03 AM
We're talking about Texas here. What Bajah did was legal repricussions.

TO BAJAH!

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 05-25-2002 09:46:04 AM
My respect for you just went up a good bit more.

Good job, Bajah.

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 05-25-2002 09:47:27 AM
*gets Bajah some ice and Advil* Bravo, suh!
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 05-25-2002 09:47:37 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent JooJooFlop said:
Still, gotta wonder if this guy's gonna attempt legal repercussions.

Consider the fact that sexual harrassment is a crime as well. The police would be looking for a motive, and this would come up.

So he'd be risking legal repercussions himself, though not as severe as those for assault.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 05-25-2002 10:05:24 AM
quote:
Za'Yth painfully thought these words up:
Consider the fact that sexual harrassment is a crime as well. The police would be looking for a motive, and this would come up.

So he'd be risking legal repercussions himself, though not as severe as those for assault.


True, but I can see a "If I'm going down I'm taking you with me" scenario happening.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 05-25-2002 11:03:07 AM
Bajah your the man. I woulda done the same thing..

YOur gonna make a certain someone very happy bro. Glad to have a firend like you

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 05-25-2002 12:27:41 PM
Beatdowns on low-life scum always equals 5.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

nem-x
posted 05-25-2002 01:38:59 PM
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 05-25-2002 01:43:39 PM
quote:
nem-x spewed forth this undeniable truth:
To Paul Bunyan!

psst...Nem, wrong thread pal =p

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 05-25-2002 02:18:24 PM
quote:
Maradön? had this to say about pies:
I'm a stringbean myself, but I seem to have the amazing ability to abandon all sense of self preservation.

If you get me angry enough, I'm coming at you, and there really isn't much you can do to change it short of killing me.


like a little angry chihuahua? ;P

*kisses Baj's cheek* I agree that it is a noble thing you did.

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 05-25-2002 06:31:24 PM
While I'm not a violent person, some dickheads just deserve it.

I would have been there cheering you on and pelting him with things from the bar.

You go, Bajah.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Dark Knight
Pancake
posted 05-26-2002 01:48:32 AM
Kicken ass and chewing bubble gum and it looks like you where all out of bubble gum.

Good job bajah and i would have loved to help you with my 6'1 bad ass 210lb 14 year self(self promotion).

TO BAJAH AND HIS FIST OF JUSTICE

It is a long way up, but it is an even longer way down.
The grass is always greener on the other side.
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