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Rozland
Pancake
posted 05-22-2002 12:54:50 AM
She stalks up onto the platform that has, apparently, been erected recently. Dressed in a black leather trench coat, she pulls out a stack of papers and clears her throat.

As I have future evil deeps planned and will need storm troopers, I thought I would make a list of those interested now.

Who want's to be a storm trooper?

Oh, I also have some openings for lackies and slaves.

Anyone?

Submit now, it will hurt less -Rozland Vun Domine
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-22-2002 12:55:28 AM
I want you...
To want me...
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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 05-22-2002 12:57:16 AM
quote:
This one time, at Rozland camp:
been erected recently

Uh huh-huh huh huh uhh huh-huh...

"Erected" heh heh huh

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
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Rozland
Pancake
posted 05-22-2002 12:57:25 AM
quote:
King Parcelan had this to say about Duck Tales:
I want you...
To want me...

I do...

For Dinner...

Submit now, it will hurt less -Rozland Vun Domine
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-22-2002 12:58:24 AM
That was lame.
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Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 05-22-2002 12:59:51 AM
Bah, villan :P

[ 05-22-2002: Message edited by: Ferrel ]

Ferrel!
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-22-2002 01:00:36 AM
OH HO!

Stealth edits shall not save you from my wrath!

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Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 05-22-2002 01:01:02 AM
Oh no, angry rodent.

I'm like scared.

Ferrel!
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-22-2002 01:01:47 AM
Roll for initiative.
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Rozland
Pancake
posted 05-22-2002 01:02:17 AM
Yay, Princess ruins my evil plot to recruit storm troopers :\

Wonder where my pictures is >_<

Submit now, it will hurt less -Rozland Vun Domine
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Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 05-22-2002 01:02:56 AM
/random 1 20
Ferrel!
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-22-2002 01:04:47 AM
It doesn't matter, 'cause you're DEAD!
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Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 05-22-2002 01:05:34 AM
Parc, there's a mini-flame war going on. Your presence is required.
Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
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Sangwyyn
Pancake
posted 05-22-2002 01:06:04 AM
quote:
Rozland had this to say about Pirotess:
Wonder where my pictures is >_<

Same place as mine, until I replaces it today. I'm sure you remember awhile back, all the sigpics were removed...those who hadn't posted rescently lost thiers forever.

I like a look of Agony,
Because I know it’s true—
Men do not sham Convulsion,
Nor simulate, a Throe—
~Emily Dickinson
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Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 05-22-2002 01:06:09 AM
Thats okay

I respawn fast and can resurrect myself.

Ferrel!
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Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-22-2002 01:06:41 AM
I'm not flaming anybody...I'm not even angry.

It's just an interesting discussion. No punches have been thrown yet.

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-22-2002 01:06:55 AM
Are you talking about the underwear thing?

Parcelan Sees...

Suddar, Pesco and Maradon engaged in somewhat heated debate, but overall calm discussion.

And you, sitting in your corner, flipping out over nothing. AS USUAL!

Dweeb

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Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 05-22-2002 01:08:15 AM
mini-flame war = friendly discussion

The flames are coming. Somebody is going to offend someone else... who will then offend the entire board, who will then in turn offend Lyinar (joke, Ly, no offense intended).

Scary

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Only the ordinary.
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Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-22-2002 01:08:24 AM
Burned.
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Rozland
Pancake
posted 05-22-2002 01:08:32 AM
Feeeeeerrellll! Leave. I'm recruiting storm troopers for an evil plot to kill you!

So like go!

Submit now, it will hurt less -Rozland Vun Domine
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-22-2002 01:09:38 AM
Perhaps you all should read a passage from a stirring and arousing romance novel.
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Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 05-22-2002 01:10:29 AM
But we have to get our parents' permission. We're too young for that.
Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
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Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 05-22-2002 01:11:28 AM
OKay okay, I'm going

Plot your evil plot, I've got things to do anyway.

Ferrel!
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-22-2002 01:11:57 AM
Bitterness leads to confrontation. Confrontation leads to flames.

Flames lead to you get your little pansy-ass kicked around like a tetherball by insanely superior flame warriors to your own puny and pitiful self!

Dweeb

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Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 05-22-2002 01:13:11 AM
And Parc states the painfully obvious! Yippy skippy!
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-22-2002 01:13:44 AM
Reiteration for Emphasis

Dweeb

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Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-22-2002 01:14:33 AM
Poor Kegwen.
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Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 05-22-2002 01:15:03 AM
Teehee.

Funny thing is, I can't contest your points because you're right.

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-22-2002 01:15:44 AM
Then perhaps you should go to the kitchen, make yourself a sandwich and a glass of milk, and forget all about petty flaming, yes?
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Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 05-22-2002 01:16:25 AM
SANDWICH!
Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
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Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-22-2002 01:19:44 AM
GRILLED PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY!
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-22-2002 01:22:13 AM
Mmmh..nothing like a nice side of "HIJACKED" to go with your sandwich...
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 05-22-2002 01:23:01 AM
Suddar and I are good at that.
Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
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Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-22-2002 01:24:13 AM
Well, at least we are when it's past 12am.
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 05-22-2002 01:25:14 AM
evil deeps planned? Erected recently?

ROZLAND IS A PORN QUEEN! Sublimimiminal Messages!

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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 05-22-2002 02:10:14 AM
[EDIT] Oh, that was stupid.
Let the funney FLOW THROUGH you!

Anyway, yeah, I watched "An Empire of One." Where do I sign up?

[ 05-22-2002: Message edited by: Sentow ]

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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Chalesm
There is no innuendo in this title.
posted 05-22-2002 03:08:50 AM
Hmm, I beleve I already signed up for Vise's attempt to conquer the world. Are we allowed to be in more than one evil plot, or do we have to choose?
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Douglas Adams, 1952-2001

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 05-22-2002 03:58:05 AM
Last time I was going to get involved in an evil plot, Lyinar cut me off from sex. Had to renounce the plot AND bring her chocolates before I got any lovin'. Don't think I'll be participating in this plot.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 05-22-2002 04:07:49 AM
Not if you don't want to be dancing on your head for a week for my amusement this time.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 05-22-2002 08:05:25 AM
Dons his Black Trench coat and stands next to Rozland by the platform.

Make me your second in command and we will RULE THE WORLD With a Flaming Fist!

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