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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 05-20-2002 08:48:34 PM
http://www.somethingawful.com/article.php?id=67

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-20-2002 08:54:01 PM
^^^
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Maelarr
Pancake
posted 05-20-2002 08:56:24 PM
I laff
t3h funneh

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 05-20-2002 08:57:23 PM
This is funny and gives useful advice
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Laila
Pancake
posted 05-20-2002 08:58:59 PM
That is so funny!
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 05-20-2002 09:26:55 PM
Warning! Warning! Funny, Will Robinson!
This reply brought to you by lack of creativity.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 05-20-2002 09:36:10 PM
quote:
YOU: Hey man, did you check out that site URL I just sent you?
DOCTOR HARDASS: fuck u u fucken faggot shitfucking fucker
DOCTOR HARDASS: im gunna hunt u down and break ur fucken neck u stuped asshole FUCK U!!!!
DOCTOR HARDASS: u fucken queer ass faggot pussy fucker gay homosexual fag faggy fucker fagot ass fuck!!!
DOCTOR HARDASS: stop being so fucken stuped u fucking fag fucker
DOCTOR HARDASS: im gonna through u thru a window and stomp on ur face with my combat boots u fag
YOU: Does that mean you got the URL?

Sound like anyone we know?

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Skaw
posted 05-21-2002 12:57:06 AM
quote:
Blind Swordsman stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Sound like anyone we know?

Delphi?

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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 05-21-2002 01:07:26 AM
I was just gonna quote that one BS, that was the funniest.
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 05-21-2002 01:55:46 AM
Drysart=Mr. One up Man
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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