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Topic: If you got married and had a kid with three eyes, what would you name him?
Maradon!
posted 05-20-2002 02:15:36 AM
Me?

I'd name him Mung. No contest.

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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-20-2002 02:16:20 AM
Maradon.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 05-20-2002 02:20:27 AM
I would also name him Maradon.
Veni, vidi, vici
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-20-2002 02:22:26 AM
Freakshow.

And I'd also sell their story to many tabloids and talk shows.

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nem-x
posted 05-20-2002 02:23:04 AM
I would name him "O M G". Because me? Married? Haha I laff.
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 05-20-2002 02:24:53 AM
"Test Subject 105"


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Dave
)_(
posted 05-20-2002 02:43:36 AM
Little me.
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-20-2002 02:45:15 AM
Seriously, I would name it Maradon.

The kid would pop out with a third eye just planted somewhere and now that Maradon has asked this question I'd be like, 'Woah.. that's just like that question Maradon asked,' and name him Maradon.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Steven Steve
posted 05-20-2002 02:45:59 AM
TENSHINHAN
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-20-2002 02:55:34 AM
The Xanatar.
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Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 05-20-2002 03:00:18 AM
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-20-2002 03:01:09 AM
.........

WHY!?!?

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nem-x
posted 05-20-2002 03:01:35 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Lord Tier wrote:

Now that's just freaky.

Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 05-20-2002 06:15:47 AM
Triclops.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Kirane
Pancake
posted 05-20-2002 06:16:55 AM
Frank
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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 05-20-2002 06:18:16 AM
quote:
nem-x had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I would name him "O M G". Because me? Married? Haha I laff.

quote:
King Parcelan had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
.........

WHY!?!?

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 05-20-2002 06:19:01 AM
quote:
Kirane had this to say about Robocop:
Frank

Oz is gonna keeeel you.

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

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Kirane
Pancake
posted 05-20-2002 06:19:28 AM
quote:
Isis Pandoria got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Oz is gonna keeeel you.

Why's that?

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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 05-20-2002 06:21:14 AM
quote:
Kirane got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Why's that?


His name is Frank. =P

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

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Addy
posted 05-20-2002 07:42:48 AM
I would name him GEORGE! ^_^
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 05-20-2002 08:00:39 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael was all like:
Triclops.

Wasn't that the name of a He-Man character?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 05-20-2002 08:09:55 AM
What? Only three eyes?!?
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 05-20-2002 05:05:53 PM
Herbert the happy hippo
Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 05-20-2002 05:07:05 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Iron Chef Cadga wrote:
Herbert the happy hippo
ROFL.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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/dev/null
Pancake
posted 05-20-2002 05:09:21 PM
Assuming she's female, I'd call her Pai.

Dunno what I'd call the freak if he were male.

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-20-2002 05:11:34 PM
*looks at the Deli pic* I've been scared for life...
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 05-20-2002 05:17:29 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Knight Rider:
Wasn't that the name of a He-Man character?

Yes. One of my favorites, for some reason. Him and Man-E-Faces

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 05-20-2002 05:18:28 PM
quote:
Maradön? had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Me?

I'd name him Mung. No contest.

JooJoo

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Laila
Pancake
posted 05-20-2002 05:25:32 PM
Umm ...

I would probably name the child 'Damnyou'.

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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 05-20-2002 05:36:24 PM
quote:
Black Mage... Model 2000 was programmed to say:
[QUOTE]We were all impressed when Iron Chef Cadga wrote:
[qb]Herbert the happy hippo
ROFL.[/QB][/QUOTE]

hey he has 3 eyes WTF does it matter what you name him

not like someones gonan say

"Henry the happy Hippo? BOY HOW DID YOU GET SUCH AN ODD NAME??"

no they are more likely to say

"JESUS FUCK IN A HAT GET IT AWAY !!!!"

and run screaming

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 05-20-2002 05:38:12 PM
I'd be more worried about how I had a kid, to be honest...
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 05-20-2002 06:00:35 PM
quote:
Kirane had this to say about Captain Planet:
Frank

That's it. Say hello to my penis because I'm introducing you to the new and wonderful world of 'Ass Rape'. Now bend over, bitch. :>

Actually, I'd name the kid 'Fluffy'* because I would love him/her no matter what!

*Note: By name it 'Fluffy', I secretly mean 'Fucking kill it'

Ozius

[ 05-20-2002: Message edited by: Ozimander J. Griswald ]

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Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 05-20-2002 06:03:00 PM
cash cow
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MorbId
Pancake
posted 05-20-2002 07:26:18 PM
Blinky.
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