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Nevia Du'Lake: I have shirt
Nevia Du'Lake: I have no company...
GM: Wheres the fun in that?
GM blinks
D' Svyat: I have no shirt or company.
Nevia Du'Lake: Your right, I suppose no shirt and company would be better
Nevia Du'Lake: I have shirt, but no pants..
D' Svyat: Nor pants for that matter. I just got up, what's the point of clothes?
Kardan Derros: agreed
Kardan Derros pulls everything off
GM begins to calculate milage...

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Kraknek: <<And stop speaking Latin at us, Nevia. For all I can tell you called D'Syvat a belligerant old man and insulted the size of my penis>>

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GM: Okay.. So after Kraknek pulls the grate free and molests his pole, you all continue forward
GM: Nevia and Elethi
Kraknek pole dances for Nevia... dammit she's not here
Kraknek pole dances for Jade instead
Jade Shebari doesnt like sloppy seconds =P
Kraknek: =(
Kraknek: Fine
Kraknek goes back to pole dancing for Nevia

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Cavern Beast (Unknown) rumbles low, and lashes out at D'Syvat.

GM: Fort check D
D' Svyat makes a Fortitude check, rolling 20 + 4 = 24

Nevia Du'Lake yelps slightly watching the tentacle move towards D....

Jade Shebari: <<aussie roll>>
Kraknek: <<Aussie dice are rigged>>
D' Svyat: <<*gets harmlessly tentacle-raped*>>

GM: The strike stings greatly, and seems to leave a burning sensation.
Jade Shebari: <<he's comin after you next Nevia.. tentacle juices and their effects>>
GM: Nevia what are you doing?

Nevia Du'Lake reacts quickly drawing out her staff from her back to slash at the tentacle that lashed out at D.
GM: Attack

Nevia Du'Lake swings mightily at Cavern Beast (Unknown) using her Ev' Roulin Bowstaff, rolling 16 Nevia Du'Lake then brings her Ev' Roulin Bowstaff around for a return slash, rolling 21
GM: Damage and Damage.
Kraknek: <<Every time Nevia or Abbi use a weapon, my penis shrinks>>
GM grins

Nevia Du'Lake strikes Cavern Beast (Unknown) inflicting 9 points of damage with her Ev' Roulin Bowstaff.

Nevia Du'Lake strikes Cavern Beast (Unknown) inflicting 9 points of damage with her Ev' Roulin Bowstaff.

GM: Thats WITH her negatives on it even...
Nevia Du'Lake: ((Wow))
Kraknek: <<Yep, there it goes>>

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Ranyth Forsworn: <<Oho! Run away in fear, Nessie!>>

Cavern Beast (Unknown) bitchslaps Ranyth

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GM: Ranyth what are you doing.

GM: Swim Check Abbi

Ranyth Forsworn: Can I touch Krak to heal him?

GM: No

Ranyth Forsworn: Hmmm

GM: Str Abbi

Abbigail WolfStalker makes a Strength check, rolling 19 + 3 = 22

Ranyth Forsworn: Then I can't really do anything, I suppose.

GM: You have a Sling

GM smiles

Ranyth Forsworn: Hahah, OK

Ranyth Forsworn attacks Cavern Beast (Unknown) with his sling, rolling 23 for a possible critical hit (x2).

Kraknek: <<rofl>>

Ranyth Forsworn: Hah!

Abbigail WolfStalker: <SCHA-LING baterbatterbatter... SCHA-LING!!!>> =)

Jade Shebari: ((rofl))

GM: Attack again Ran

Ranyth Forsworn attacks Cavern Beast (Unknown) with his sling, rolling 23 for a possible critical hit (x2).

GM: Fook

Ranyth Forsworn: Hahah

Kraknek: <<uhh>>

Kardan Derros: O_O

Jade Shebari: ((whoa))

Abbigail WolfStalker: <<OY VEY!!!>>

Kraknek: <<My penis shrunk again>>

Ranyth Forsworn: <<Hahahahaha>>

Abbigail WolfStalker: <<HEY!! Those are MY rolls... stop stealing my dice!!!!>> =)

Ranyth Forsworn: <<Yess'm>>

Kardan Derros: thats a house rule mostly, if he can manage a 3rd crit.. it's an instant kill

GM: Try again Ran

Ranyth Forsworn attacks Cavern Beast (Unknown) with his sling, rolling 16

Abbigail WolfStalker: <<go for crit>>

Ranyth Forsworn: <<Aw>>

Abbigail WolfStalker: <<darn..>>

Jade Shebari: <<damned aussie askin for her dice back..>>

GM: Well thats still a criitcal hit.

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Ranyth Forsworn: <<I find it funny that the guys are talking about marriage, and the girls are talking about doing other girls they find at bars.>>

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Good times, good times.

For those who don't know.

Kardan = KaL
Jade = Synny
Kraknek = Art
D'Syvyat (D, for short) = Pved
Abbi is, well, Abbi
Balkor = Murdoc
Nevia = Lashanna

And I'm Ranyth.

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Mortious wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Mortious allows Lash to borrow a few commas.

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I read through that also...
I SWEAR I had commas in there...

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Mortious attempted to be funny by writing:
Mortious allows Lash to borrow a few commas.

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How about just one big one.

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ACES! Another post by Soldar:
How about just one big one.

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I knew that was coming.

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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Kegwen 2.0 said:
I wish D&D and D&D-esque RPing was fun for me.

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So, you're whining because you don't find something fun?

Much confusion you inspire within me.

The same problem that prevents me from putting my RP thoughts into action also makes me suck at learning languages. It's really annoying.

I know I didn't explain that well.

Edit: The failing miserably part makes it completely unfun.

[ 05-19-2002: Message edited by: Kegwen 2.0 ]

And have you tried free form RPing? Maybe you just need another outlet than structured D&D.

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Elethi had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Are we on track for two weeks again, Fae?

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Yes, we are back on track for regular game days. No point in pushing things ahead. I believe some have plans for next weekend anyway.

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This insanity brought to you by Faeth Es'Braewyn:
Yes, we are back on track for regular game days. No point in pushing things ahead. I believe some have plans for next weekend anyway.

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Fae's got a hot date? Eh? Eh?

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Lyinar had this to say about the Spice Girls:
How so, Kegwen?

And have you tried free form RPing? Maybe you just need another outlet than structured D&D.

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Anything involving being there in person with everyone else causes me to be completely unable to function...

Even on message board FFRP, I have problems writing something that doesn't appear to be godmode shit... or I can write something really good, yet by the time I've finished... the events that I was following up on had already been resolved. I know I don't explain things too well..

The problem is that I can't produce a PRODUCTIVE thought quickly enough. Like... with D&D, when I try to RP my character... I end up with a Hack'n'slash frame of mind, or I simply can't think of how to handle myself in an RP environment. No matter how much preperation I've put into my character's personality and history, I always fail to manifest it.

I can't do RP conversation, either... Geh...

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ACES! Another post by Kegwen 2.0:
Anything involving being there in person with everyone else causes me to be completely unable to function...

Even on message board FFRP, I have problems writing something that doesn't appear to be godmode shit... or I can write something really good, yet by the time I've finished... the events that I was following up on had already been resolved. I know I don't explain things too well..

The problem is that I can't produce a PRODUCTIVE thought quickly enough. Like... with D&D, when I try to RP my character... I end up with a Hack'n'slash frame of mind, or I simply can't think of how to handle myself in an RP environment. No matter how much preperation I've put into my character's personality and history, I always fail to manifest it.

I can't do RP conversation, either... Geh...

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It'd probably be a long read, but you could read our game log. Get some examples of how my players function. They all do a remarkable job. And in most cases play very difinitive roles.

And of course stealth Kudos to my newer players, as with the older players before them, praises.

Lash is doing a remarkable job at being well into her character and not straying to far away from her "savior" and staying in bounds. Always knew you were perfect for it.

Elethi, I am really happy with. He is doing a wonderful job of remaining true to the "Kind soul" routine and taking everything in stride. Especially when faced with wierdness such as D'Svyat's first appearance of wings. Very stoicly.

Exceptional role examples in my group go to Kardan and Kraknek.

Kraknek(Arttemis) does an exceptional job of playing the hack and slash type role, yet making it work exceptionally well. And he, in some odd way, perfectly rounds out the group. He does especially well when confronted with some of the mind stuff I throw at him. I'm very proud.

Kardan(KaLourin) is much the same, he has so much crap on his hands it's not even funny. But KaL almost always pulls off a top notch reluctant leader performance without a hitch. And he acts his role almost perfectly, especially when it comes to Abbi and Jade.

I personally can't wait to see how Jade and Abbi do with whats about to come up.

D'Svyat is an amazing doomed character and he evolves very well. It's also very cool that you'll constantly see Kardan attempt to zing him, which is also perfectly in Kardan's character, but Pvedness never faulters in delivering a perfectly feasible responce. Like the appearance of wings. Out of all the players, KaL and Pved are hardest to place OOC when they are IC. ESPECIALLY when playing off each other.

And a lot of group work all comes down to chemistry. There is a lot of chemistry and comradery in this group.

[Spelling sucks but Im too tired to edit it. ]

1) I have no experience
2) I don't know D&D
3) I probably suck at it

Thank you and goodnight!

Campaign's coming along splendidly, bit of action, bit of character development, and...
Sensational Drama.
(Well, maybe not.)