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Topic: The worst Star Wars joke ever.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 05-19-2002 12:32:53 PM
What does the Empire use in place of a collections agency?

The Debt Star.

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 05-19-2002 12:33:24 PM
/sigh


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 05-19-2002 12:33:29 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Khyron said:
What does the Empire use in place of a collections agency?

The Debt Star.


BWHAHHA
OMG THATS THE BEST!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLO!L@!@

Professional Sinner/Heretic
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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 05-19-2002 01:12:32 PM
an even worse starwars joke

in wich starwars movie did luke and vadar play baseball?

the umpire strikes back

and worst of all, and this one doesnt even maek sense

if emperor palptine was a toy, what woudl he be?

emperor POTATOHEAD

your bad jokes are almsot funny compared to mine


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 05-19-2002 01:14:29 PM
mog is your sigpic a chick? i think it is
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 05-19-2002 01:17:18 PM
quote:
Iron Chef Cadga had this to say about Knight Rider:
mog is your sigpic a chick? i think it is

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 05-19-2002 01:20:43 PM
quote:
Khyron had this to say about Optimus Prime:
What does the Empire use in place of a collections agency?

The Debt Star.



What's the name of the starship the jedi council travelled in?

Can of whoop ass!

Ow ow ow ...

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
m0x
Pancake
posted 05-19-2002 01:22:12 PM

ROFLOL. It's so terrible but funny at the same time.

Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 05-19-2002 01:25:04 PM
quote:
D had this to say about Pirotess:

STRAIGHT UP Y0!

make me an animated gif morphing from ross perot to my monkah and ill use it as my sigpic


NOW!

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