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Topic: ACES! Time for another "Theoretical Situation" thread!
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 05-19-2002 12:35:03 AM
If for one day, you were gifted with an enormous appetite, and could devour one entire aisle of a supermarket, which aisle would that be? For me, it would either be the juice/water/soft drink aisle, or the beer/wine aisle
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-19-2002 12:36:38 AM
/megryan

I have no response to that.

/megryan

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Ryuujin
posted 05-19-2002 12:36:53 AM
Pasta aisle!
Aaron (the good one)
posted 05-19-2002 12:38:00 AM
Bulk Food Candy Isle
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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 05-19-2002 12:39:17 AM
quote:
Azrael/Cthon stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
If for one day, you were gifted with an enormous appetite, and could devour one entire aisle of a supermarket, which aisle would that be? For me, it would either be the juice/water/soft drink aisle, or the beer/wine aisle

I would eat the entire meat isle. Anyone that doesn't get out of the way fast enough will be added to the menu. Any that do try to get away would be chased down and caught, then drug back to the meat isle.

What can I say? It's Dragon logic.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Tristan
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Nae's Stooge
posted 05-19-2002 12:39:26 AM
Meat!


mmmmmmmmmmmmm..meat............

Veni, vidi, vici
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 05-19-2002 12:41:37 AM
Cashier isle.

Ozius

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 05-19-2002 12:42:34 AM
MEAT.

Get a flamethrower and two of those HUGEASS water guns filled with BBQ sauce, walk down that aisle roasting and squirting it all, then DEVOUR.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 05-19-2002 12:52:37 AM
quote:
Eisuye had this to say about dark elf butts:
MEAT.

Get a flamethrower and two of those HUGEASS water guns filled with BBQ sauce, walk down that aisle roasting and squirting it all, then DEVOUR.


Come to think of it, that would be good too I've always liked drinking though for some reason, but I'm a big meat man myself as well. Always go for the red meat, though chicken is good, but I really dislike most seafood, with the exception of lobster and crab.

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Steven Steve
posted 05-19-2002 02:50:06 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Ozimander J. Griswald:
Cashier isle.

Ozius


damnit, I was going to say that

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-19-2002 02:53:15 AM
Personal Hygine aisle.

Now, go away and leave me alone.

Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 05-19-2002 06:01:13 AM
i say baking goods isle

mmm...frosting..


yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 05-19-2002 06:52:08 AM
I'd go after the raw fish isle... but I'll avoid any salted fish, mollusks, and shellfish I find
Vanaric
Pancake
posted 05-19-2002 07:51:19 AM
Candy/Chips/Etc aisle!
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 05-19-2002 08:58:43 AM
Beer/Wine/Liquor Aisle.

[ 05-19-2002: Message edited by: Blind Swordsman ]

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