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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 05-12-2002 11:59:05 PM
Many of you know that Vader is Lukes father, however, not many of you know that with a little help from tech, Anakin was able to impregnate Yoda!!

I know, I was shocked too!

Veni, vidi, vici
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nem-x
posted 05-12-2002 11:59:38 PM
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-13-2002 12:02:59 AM
I love that trailer, Nem. They should show that one on TV instead of the boring one they show.

"...with the BIGGEST action hero of the summer."

<Yoda fades in and ignites lightsaber>

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 05-13-2002 12:03:12 AM
*Ahem*

nnnnnnnNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!!!!!

[ 05-13-2002: Message edited by: Black Mage ]



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 05-13-2002 12:05:39 AM
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Fennar thought about the meaning of life:
Many of you know that Vader is Lukes father, however, not many of you know that with a little help from tech, Anakin was able to impregnate Yoda!!

Fennar, you're going to be paying my next few psychiatrist's bills.

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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 05-13-2002 11:02:57 AM
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Jar Jar Binks. Even Amidala (Natalie Portman), who is now a senator, feels the need to cut him off when he begins to jabber. He has just three scenes, adding up to a total of less than 4 minutes.

YAES~!@

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Reyolen
Wanders too much for a custom title
posted 05-13-2002 03:18:22 PM
Was he actually supposed to be in the Movies at all, or did they just add him for the kids? It seems strange that he'd even be in this one at all.
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Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 05-13-2002 03:49:38 PM
Gee! Who would think that a single non-serious character would exist in the Star Wars universe?! Everyone there is always morbidly serious at ALL TIMES! And everyone is completely mature and appeals to YOUR tastes!

Wow! Ain't that great?

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
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Radience
Pancake
posted 05-13-2002 03:50:52 PM
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ACES! Another post by Reyolen:
Was he actually supposed to be in the Movies at all, or did they just add him for the kids? It seems strange that he'd even be in this one at all.

The spoilers I read give him a point. He NEEDs to be the big farking Tool he is in order to serve his purpose.

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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-13-2002 03:54:30 PM
Most of your kids will love Jar Jar when they're your age and see the movies.

Most adults hated Threepio when Star Wars came out for the same reasons you whine about Jar Jar, and now he is one of the most beloved characters in the Star Wars Universe.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 05-13-2002 03:55:36 PM
People like Threepio?
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-13-2002 03:55:58 PM
Threepio pwnz, asshat.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Mooj
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posted 05-13-2002 03:56:39 PM
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Comrade Snoota spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Most adults hated Threepio when Star Wars came out for the same reasons you whine about Jar Jar, and now he is one of the most beloved characters in the Star Wars Universe.

I still hate Threepio... I made it a point in JKII to destroy every fuggin Protocal droid out there in the hopes of getting Threepio.

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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 05-13-2002 03:56:56 PM
No he doesn't. He's the single most useless character in the entire fucking series, anything he can do Luke or a terminal can do better.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 05-13-2002 03:57:07 PM
I never liked Chewie ... and as he was crushed by a moon, I celebrated!

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~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-13-2002 03:59:52 PM
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Mooj painfully thought these words up:
I still hate Threepio... I made it a point in JKII to destroy every fuggin Protocal droid out there in the hopes of getting Threepio.

He and Artoo are in Bespin. I killedededed them.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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