fear my saber you should! kick your ass it will!
i'm kina worried he's gonna break a hip, i mean he's not all that young.
Have your force hangin', I do.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Black Mage spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Yoda is going to own. He'll fight by moving the saber around with the force, and like, flipping out.
Nah, I see him just holding his lightsaber up, and using the force to grab people and slam them against the blade. After all, if you can move an X-Wing around, a human isn't going to be any trouble at all.
That, or he's going to be like one of those chefs that hack fruit and veggies up so it looks like little flowers and stuff.
quote:This.
Palador ChibiDragon painfully thought these words up:
That, or he's going to be like one of those chefs that hack fruit and veggies up so it looks like little flowers and stuff.
"Yoda, come to the... AIEEE!"
*Darth Whomever flees as 20 lightsabers follow him*
quote:
Check out the big brain on Skaw!
That, and Mace Windu fighting.
"FEEL THE FORCE, MUTHAFUCKA!" *slice*
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj probably says this to all the girls:
"FEEL THE FORCE, MUTHAFUCKA!" *slice*
*decapitation* "I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"
Extra: Uh, which one is it?
Mace: It's the one that says Bad Mother Fucker on it.
*****
Mace: What does Jedi Marsalis Wallace look like?
Extra: He's Black.
Mace: Go on.
Extra: He's bald.
Mace: Does he look like a bitch?
Extra: What?
*decapitates the extra*
***
Mace: I wouldn't exactly call him fat..what's the mother fucker gonna do man, he's half Hutt.
***
Mace: Oh I'm sorry, did I break your meditation? Oh, you were through? Well allow me to retort.
***
Mace: We should have blasters for this shit.
Extra: How many are up there?
Mace: 3, maybe 4.
Extra: Including our guy?
Mace: No.
Extra: So you're telling me there could be up to 5 mother fuckers up there? Fuck, we should have blasters for this shit.
Then he'll wail on his guitar and pop a six foot boner for charity.
quote:
Maradön? had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Then he'll wail on his guitar and pop a six foot boner for charity.
Yoda that is, not jar jar.
