Drysart
He Who Bans, The Leerer, Drysart of the Boards
Greater Deity
Symbol: (_|_)
Home Plane: EverCrest
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Portfolio: Revelry, computer knowledge, crimes of passion, animal noises
Worshipers: Everyone who doesn't want to get banned
Cleric Alignments: CN, NG, CG
Domains: Knowledge, Trickery, Destruction
Favored Weapon: "Banstick" (quarterstaff)
A deity of merriment and lust, and the patron god of EverCrest, Drysart is a two-sided coin: his glee is gleeful and his rage is terrible.
Drysart most often resembles a spiky-haired, perpetually youthful high elf in a dark green nightgown robe. Occasionally, he is depicted as wearing a laurel of computer wires and gazing intently at questionable reading material involving races of the underdark.
Dogma
Drysart is the patron of all those who dwell within the Plane of EverCrest, and most worship him either out of love (rarely) or out of fear (much more frequent).
He preaches that life is meant to be lived, so long as you do not violate the commandments handed down from he on high. Crimes can be met with consequences, but are usually forgiven.
His most sacred holding, however, is that the exposed hindquarters of blue-skinned females are the greatest treasures in life and that all his followers should strive to find them.
Clergy and Temples
The religious order of Drysart is rare outside of EverCrest, but he is supreme amidst that plane. There, his temples are everywhere, occuring in small regions known as "threads".
His High Priests, known to some as "Mawds", enforce his will throughout the plane and maintain order therein. Occasionally, Drysart demands sacrifices of pie and the aforementioned females, but always gives generously in return, allowing his followers to draw from his vast knowledge and remain in his plane.
Okay, I dun [ 05-05-2002: Message edited by: Mr. Parcelan ]
Funny stuff, Parce. 
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
quote:
Mr. Parcelan wrote this stupid crap:
That comes under the Avatar section. I didn't feel like pumping out stats for Drysart.
Yeah. You'd have to make 'em pretty good, or get banned! 
Hehe. Was great.
Try to do people without as much authority.
Think of it as a... Challenge.
quote:
Mr. Parcelan got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
questionable reading material involving races of the underdark.
Woohoo! PlayIllithid magazines! I need some of those.
Note the double entendre, most pleasing to the Deity.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
...And the Leckie laughed.
* goes to the alter to sacrifice a pie and some blue butts.*
quote:
Verily, Eleene doth proclaim:
Woohoo! PlayIllithid magazines! I need some of those.
Illithids...ewwww
If yer gonna look at underdark pr0n. go drow...or at least snifverblin. jeeez
ewwwwww
God...Hate...you...evil...nekkid...illithid...images...Brain...melting...
