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Topic: Time for another...CONTROVERSY!
Maradon!
posted 05-04-2002 08:29:30 PM
Preface containing a blatant flame flaming people who flame.

Elaboartly self-supporting points on how abortion is wrong, red mountain dew is better than green mountain dew, and anyone who wears briefs is a loser.

Link to a thread containing points to the contrary of those stated above, and a minor flame, followed by multiple personal insults directed at the originator of the minor flame.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 05-04-2002 08:30:59 PM
Open flame towards topic starter's sexuality and choice of wardrobe!

Pulp Fiction, Snatch, and/or Fight Club reference(s).

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 05-04-2002 08:30:59 PM
quote:
Maradön? had this to say about Robocop:
red mountain dew is better than green mountain dew,

Like hell!

Maradon!
posted 05-04-2002 08:33:27 PM
quote:
From the book of Tegadil, chapter 3, verse 16:
Like hell!

Statement that neither resolves the conflict nor settles the matter as a mere difference of opinion.

Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 05-04-2002 08:36:35 PM
Attempt at funny...
Failed.
Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Admiral Darndo
Pancake
posted 05-04-2002 08:38:40 PM
Maradon how can you say what you did when we all know the clear one is the better because of its cold refreshing taste. For the briefs thing, just because they choose support over comfort means um..... ok point made. You arse.
(Crap.I used the humans language again.) -monkey
Maradon!
posted 05-04-2002 08:40:07 PM
Noobs...not getting the point..of the thread...
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 05-04-2002 08:41:07 PM
Another response following the classic Penny Arcade action-narrative device.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 05-04-2002 08:41:57 PM
Sarcastic retort aimed at the people who took this thread totally out of context. Hijack underway.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-04-2002 08:59:08 PM
Incomprehensible intermingling of idiosyncratic technical jargon jauntily juxtaposed with daunting didactic ditherings over seemingly minor points, mixed messily via conveniently convoluted grammatical gerrymandering to disguise double entendres belittling baitable bastards daring to disagree.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 05-04-2002 09:05:12 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Bloodsage wrote:
Incomprehensible intermingling of idiosyncratic technical jargon jauntily juxtaposed with daunting didactic ditherings over seemingly minor points, mixed messily via conveniently convoluted grammatical gerrymandering to disguise double entendres belittling baitable bastards daring to disagree.

Somewhere, far, far away, a confused poster searches for his dictionary.

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 05-04-2002 09:07:01 PM
Direct quote from an older post, nothing to add to the thread.

Edit that says something about the Not-So-Random Quote Generator.

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Meridian
Pancake
posted 05-04-2002 09:21:34 PM
Freedom-fighter and board diva posts sarcastic retort to prove a point.
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Meridian Ascendant
Lacking a witty sig-phrase since 2001.
Addy
posted 05-04-2002 09:24:24 PM
Random babbling followed by an excerpt about how muffins rock. Proceeds to end with an attempt at a semi-insightful made-up quote.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 05-04-2002 09:28:48 PM
Arguing a point somebody made but nobody addressed, using logic so incredibly eccentric that it is written off as impossible and then made fun of.

((Bloodsage, you used your thesaurus for that one, didn't you? ))

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-04-2002 09:30:27 PM
Nope. Though I had to confirm spelling on a couple.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 05-04-2002 09:32:34 PM
Something that has a point but is not violent or angry enough to be of any use.

Plea for everyone to stop flaming.

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 05-04-2002 09:44:17 PM
*Random image*
Veni, vidi, vici
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 05-04-2002 09:58:25 PM
Somebody says, "pwned," for no particular reason.
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 05-04-2002 10:08:40 PM
Various quotes from the previous thread on the same subject all belittling the original poster.
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 05-04-2002 10:09:25 PM
Original poster calls for the thread to be locked.
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 05-04-2002 10:18:02 PM
Whitney Huston's version is light years better than Dolly Parton's version.
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 05-04-2002 10:21:37 PM
Blatant insult to a randomly chosen previous poster, quickly covered up with an accusation that said random poster had actually insulted HER.

Call for Drys to start banning.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 05-04-2002 10:28:31 PM
Something > Something else.
Veni, vidi, vici
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 05-04-2002 10:36:16 PM
Something else > ALL
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 05-04-2002 10:41:07 PM
Inanimatude!

Upo!

[ 05-04-2002: Message edited by: ^Moogle-plush-doll^ ]




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-04-2002 10:45:00 PM
General rant about how I was abused as a child, and how my father never really loved me and how I seek love through others by showing them what my father showed to me. Whole post seems inane and out of place, because I was not a part of the argument in the first place. Calling everybody else in this thread immature and childish, patting my ass almost seductively while saying "kiss it."
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 05-04-2002 10:49:09 PM
Offhand comment to the effect of, "Spaghetti is best with tomato sauce." Title change to:

Blahblah
Spaghetti is best with (_|_)

becomes imminent.

[EDIT] Bitterness is suppressed! SENSATIONAL DRAMA!

[ 05-04-2002: Message edited by: Sentow ]

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-04-2002 10:49:47 PM
quote:
Suddar Williams was naked while typing this:
General rant about how I was abused as a child, and how my father never really loved me and how I seek love through others by showing them what my father showed to me. Whole post seems inane and out of place, because I was not a part of the argument in the first place. Calling everybody else in this thread immature and childish, patting my ass almost seductively while saying "kiss it."

Genius.

{edit: I vote 5}

[ 05-04-2002: Message edited by: Bloodsage ]

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 05-04-2002 10:52:09 PM
Nonsensical rambling about rabbits. Not-so-idle wondering if anyone has any more of those special little cigarettes left.


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 05-04-2002 11:20:04 PM
quote:
Bloodsage said this about your mom:
Genius.

A flame to you and your tastes, which makes even less sense than my original post, because you were agreeing with me. After writing 4 to 5 paragraphs about how you are an asshole and how your mother was a miniature poodle, I say that I'm not REALLY angry, I'm just trying to state my opinion.

Insert chain of smilies here. This is flexible, as no two people interpret each smilie the same. My use of at the end, however, generally leads one to believe I was lying and it was all a clever ruse to get under your skin, which wasn't all that clever in the first place.

(but thanks for the compliment. )

[ 05-04-2002: Message edited by: Suddar Williams ]

Eleene
Pancake
posted 05-04-2002 11:32:29 PM
Addy
posted 05-04-2002 11:34:27 PM
Post about how previous poster's rambling insulted my religion. Long-winded tirade about hiring a lawyer to sue your ass while talking about the night out with girl friends. Proceed to compare previous poster to cheap nail polish and complain about how it peels. Then switch back to how Satanic previous poster's rambling was and its comparison to Harry Potter. Then continues to talk about how women can multitask and men can't. Claims that comments about various out-of-whack items fit in with topic. Creates outrageous metaphor. Then wraps up tirade about coolness and superiority over all.
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-04-2002 11:39:32 PM
Plea for everyone to just get along

sad attempt at humor

Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 05-04-2002 11:45:15 PM
Mean, spiteful post. Most likely deals with grammar.

Shouts of anger.

Insult word.

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-04-2002 11:46:37 PM
Picture of a troll
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 05-04-2002 11:54:35 PM
Picture of "Every Time You Masturebate God Kills a Kitten" and "Every Time You Send That Fucking Picture God Kills a Domukun"
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 05-04-2002 11:55:21 PM
quote:
Elvish Crack Piper wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Picture of "Every Time You Masturebate God Kills a Kitten" and "Every Time You Send That Fucking Picture God Kills a Domukun"

What's Masturebate?

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Chalesm
There is no innuendo in this title.
posted 05-05-2002 02:29:34 AM
A stunningly long-winded exposition that refuses to to take a side, regardless of how self-contradictory the middle-of-the-road position gets.
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Douglas Adams, 1952-2001

Kermitov
Pancake
posted 05-05-2002 02:40:47 AM
post saying original person who posted, person who disagreed, or both are Nazis/Hitler thus invoking Godwin's Law and ending the discussion.

[ 05-05-2002: Message edited by: Kermitov ]

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