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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-04-2002 04:22:38 PM
Flames erupt on the boards.

Drysart goes on a rampage.

People are worried. People are frightened.

But all that's okay...because...

PIZZA AND BUFFALO WINGS FOR DINNER!

HOORAH!

Sorry, I'm stupid and hungry

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Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 05-04-2002 04:24:36 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan impressed everyone with:
Sorry, I'm stupid and hungry.

I couldn't have said it better myself!

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Addy
posted 05-04-2002 04:25:01 PM
buffalo wings plz
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-04-2002 04:25:01 PM
Studies show that Gnomes do not rule.
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Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 05-04-2002 04:25:57 PM
Oh, they do, with a finger of wine and a good aperitif.

Like BUFFALO WINGS AND PIZZA!

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-04-2002 04:26:27 PM
BUFFALO WINGS AND PIZZA!

YAAAAAAAAAAY!

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Addy
posted 05-04-2002 04:28:03 PM
Rolls a 1d20 to see if she eats a buffalo wing (DC 10).
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Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 05-04-2002 05:02:33 PM
quote:
How.... Adrecia.... uughhhhhh:
buffalo wings plz
Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-04-2002 05:02:58 PM
ALL MINE!
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Dordaur
Pancake
posted 05-04-2002 05:05:27 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Adrecia said:
buffalo wings plz

Uh, I'll take some Adrecia with a side of pizza.

Stuff.
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Faeth Es'Braewyn
No Breasts. :(
posted 05-04-2002 05:05:51 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about dark elf butts:
ALL MINE!

YOU SUCK!!

"Born of fire, forged with steel, I am the hunter that you know, but will never see..."
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Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 05-04-2002 05:06:00 PM
Who the hell are you?
Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-04-2002 05:06:25 PM
All is fair in love and buffalo wings.
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Addy
posted 05-04-2002 05:06:32 PM
quote:
Dordaur Nahasapemapitlan was listening to Cher while typing:
Uh, I'll take some Adrecia with a side of pizza.

O_o

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Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 05-04-2002 05:07:41 PM
quote:
Dordaur Nahasapemapitlan enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I'm so witty! I can make lewd statements about taken people! ROOFLES! I'm gonna go hit on Piper now.

Now please go back to your dad's pornos.

[ 05-04-2002: Message edited by: Za'Yth ]

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Drysart
Pancake
posted 05-04-2002 05:09:40 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about dark elf butts:
ALL MINE!

I'm gonna steal some from you. Roll for my initiative.

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-04-2002 05:11:04 PM
You have to roll a successful Pick Pockets check to get some from me.

And you better break out your lucky dice, because it's DC 25, bish!

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Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 05-04-2002 05:12:41 PM
but omg ym rouge has a ring of dexterity +50 aend 50 skill pointz in pickpocketz
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-04-2002 05:23:28 PM
*rolls*

Drysart Initiative: 12
Parcelan Initiative: 15

I go first.

*rolls again*

Ha ha! Critical hit on Tier! I strike for 1d8 damage...times TWO!

*rolls once more!*

16 points of damage! I slay Tier and recieve 100 xp!

Drysart's move.

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Mightion Defensor
posted 05-04-2002 05:29:26 PM
As a resident of Buffalo, NY, those of you outside the area have NO idea what REAL Buffalo wings are, and I scoff at what other places call Buffalo wings. Watch while I scoff:

* scoff

There.

Given the current board atmosphere, I am letting it know that I am scoffing the poor substitutes for Buffalo wings available outside the Buffalo area, not those forced to partake of them since they don't live in Buffalo.

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nem-x
posted 05-04-2002 05:30:42 PM
http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/15601.htm
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Dordaur
Pancake
posted 05-04-2002 05:38:18 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Piper...DOH!
Stuff.
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Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 05-04-2002 05:39:52 PM
ROFL Nem
Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-04-2002 06:59:53 PM
Well, I just indulged on some wings and lemme tell ya, they are HOT!

My lips are swollen and burning now! It's like kissing a pancake griddle!

Anyway, I am now as the lion after the kill, gorged and ready to mate.

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Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 05-04-2002 07:00:53 PM
*purrs and cuddles up to Parc*
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Only the ordinary.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-04-2002 07:01:45 PM
Not with you, penis-breath!
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Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 05-04-2002 07:02:44 PM
*sigh*

Not even the new-and-improved Kegwen 2.0 is good enough for the Parcmaster.

[ 05-04-2002: Message edited by: Kegwen 2.0 ]

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Only the ordinary.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-04-2002 07:03:32 PM
Few are. I am a man o' discriminatin' tastes.
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Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 05-04-2002 07:04:05 PM
Okay. Just don't ask me about any goddamned warez.

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-04-2002 07:05:51 PM
Plug it a little more, peniscake.

YEEBERS!

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Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 05-04-2002 07:06:24 PM
Yeeeehaw.
Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 05-04-2002 07:08:26 PM
Now I'm hungry...

I want meat!!!

I'd kill for a couple good bratwurst...

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 05-04-2002 07:11:02 PM
quote:
Zephyer had this to say about Tron:
Now I'm hungry...

I want meat!!!

I'd kill for a couple good bratwurst...

Who'll be the first to pervert the above statement?

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 05-04-2002 07:21:51 PM
quote:
Kegwen 2.0 stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Who'll be the first to pervert the above statement?

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 05-04-2002 07:52:14 PM
quote:
Dordaur Nahasapemapitlan had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Uh, I'll take some Adrecia with a side of pizza.

Tell me, do you enjoy pain?

"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

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Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 05-04-2002 07:55:31 PM
*jumps up and begins MUNCHING on Addy's elbow*

^_^

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
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Addy
posted 05-04-2002 07:56:59 PM
*meeps*

*glances down at her elbow, noticing Lazzay*

For the last goddamned time, I am not pocky.

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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 05-04-2002 08:06:22 PM
quote:
Kegwen 2.0 stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Who'll be the first to pervert the above statement?

*Ruvyen weilds his bratwurst!*

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Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 05-04-2002 08:12:07 PM
Oh. Right.

*wanders off to get eat on Batty's head*

Addy does not love me anymore. She will not answer the PM. : (

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
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