Step 1: Figure out what you could possibly say to piss people off. It doesn't have to have any meaning at all (and it often doesn't). As long as it pisses people off you're good to go.
Step 2: Spread it over the music of a couple piss-poor studio performers.
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Maradön? had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
How to be Eminem:Step 1: Figure out what you could possibly say to piss people off. It doesn't have to have any meaning at all (and it often doesn't). As long as it pisses people off you're good to go.
Step 2: Spread it over the music of a couple piss-poor studio performers.
Music? You mean white-trash or black-trash, whatever, speaking really fast over a continuing beat? Not. Music.
Rap + C = Crap
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Maradön? was listening to Cher while typing:
"music"
*BOOM BOOM chh BA BOOM BOOM chh!*
Suddenly, a large car flies past. It doesn't matter what kind, exactly, just so long as it's big and flashy...oh, and the front tires have to jump, too. This is just a really flashy vehicle, and that is about all there is to it. A sticker of the ever-famous Marijuana leaf is stuck, obviously having been placed with loving care, on the back windshield. The car rounds back again and screeches to a stop in front of you.
None other than Marshall Mathers himself steps out. You stand, frozen. A minute passes before the ghettofantabulous performer opens his mouth to speak.
Eminem: "OHHHHhh man...I'm like...soooo stoned right now, dude..."
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Ha HA!
Ozius
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Miandor was listening to Cher while typing:
Alot of peeps on the music scene look like retards tho.
Dont forget pink, the enire cast of the osbournes, Marilyn Manson, etc
*presses the buzzer*
BZZZTTT!
Sorry. Pink is dead sexy.
But that's about it, unless she made other songs like it.
*edit: fixed record albumn typo =) [ 05-04-2002: Message edited by: Piper ]
Just downloaded about 5 of the songs, and they are all good.[ 05-04-2002: Message edited by: nem-x ]
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
