B is for Bloodsage, HE'S GOT FLAMING DOGGY BREATH!
C is for Chalesm, he spreads peace all over the land.
D is for Drysart, from the bathroom, Piper has banned.
E is for Enema, which Geeorn likes a lot.
F is for Falaanla, if she weren't a guy, she might be hot.
G is for Gydyon, who likes his tam, you see.
H is for Halfling, that ain't what Bajah be.
I is for Indecipherable, which most of Mog's posts are.
J is for Just Kidding, which still incites a flamewar.
K is for Karnaj, whose bleeding ass we all do blame.
L is for Lurkers, who live in fear of flame.
M is for Mortious, whose bucket shines like a bidet.
N is for Nimrodic, which is the word of the day.
O is for Orcs, who killed our pappies and mams.
P is for Pvednes, who hates Americans.
Q is for Quixom, I don't know what that means, do you?
R is for Redmage, who just wants to be included too.
S is for Suerenna, Maradon's gleeful sis.
T is for Toktuk, who'll have no more of this.
U is for Ungulate, that's a four-hoofed animal.
V is for Vorbis, whose birthplace was the urinal.
W is for WTFY, a phrase coined by some shmuck.
X is for...Xylophone, you can't play that with a duck.
Y is for Yak, a mammal that smells like Kagrama.
Z is for Z shut the fuck up you're not funny and you never have been now I make jokes about yo mama.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Edit: Someone was gonna say it. I just beat Nem. [ 04-29-2002: Message edited by: Delphi Aegis ]
Very funny.. I read it aloud.. Whatya have, a rhyming dictionary, Parc? 
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Delphi Aegis had this to say about Pirotess:
OMG I wuz not mentined i kill slef now k thx bye~Edit: Someone was gonna say it. I just beat Nem.
Very funny.. I read it aloud.. Whatya have, a rhyming dictionary, Parc?
Sorry, you're not going to beat out Drysart for D. 
And Parcelan, great job. I'm stunned that you were able to get all that to rhyme. I doubt I would have gotten past F before banging my head against the desk in frustration.
In the beginning the Universe was created.Douglas Adams, 1952-2001
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Chalesm had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Sorry, you're not going to beat out Drysart for D.
Didnt expect to.
One thing I learned when reading anything Parce writes (as far as t3h funny), NEVER go in expecting something. Just.. not good to do. Makes it funnier too.
Archers Roxxors!
ever
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Chalesm wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Sorry, you're not going to beat out Drysart for D.
Drysart, Demitri...ALL RAT-BASTARDS STEALING MY LETTER! MINE! My prescioussssss...
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This one time, at Densetsu camp:
Drysart, Demitri...ALL RAT-BASTARDS STEALING MY LETTER! MINE! My prescioussssss...
I am the letter itself.
You are insignificant.
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There was much rejoicing when Pvednes Phoenixfeather said this:
But Americans taste so good!
Attack of the random quote generator! This thing is too good to be random! [ 04-30-2002: Message edited by: Leck ]
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Leck had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Attack of the random quote generator! This thing is too good to be random!
It isn't random. It's monkeys on keyboards.
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Ruvyen Warblade had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
It isn't random. It's monkeys on keyboards.
Oh. I didn't know that.
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So quoth Blind Swordsman:
l isn't for lurkers it's for leckie!!! you knob!
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How.... Mr. Parcelan.... uughhhhhh:
R is for Redmage, who just wants to be included too.
WWHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
My life is complete!!
*takes a sip of his Fruitopia*
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Piper was all like:
Now Drysart is accusing me of telling you guys how BLOODY LONG he takes in the potty.
Well, if you hadn't before, you have now.
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Piper had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Now Drysart is accusing me of telling you guys how BLOODY LONG he takes in the potty.
I'll bet he can't rival my roommate for time spent on "The Throne".
My roommate has a network connection run in there for his laptop.
hehe... laptop... craptop... same, same.
Validate my existence.
Good work anyways.
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Mr. Parcelan obviously shouldn't have said:
T is for Toktuk, who'll have no more of this.
Damn right I won't!
What are we talking about, again?
-Tok
