He constantly buys hemp and beer.
Am I the only one that finds something wrong with this?
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Paladin: But it's medicinal!
[EDIT] Now that was one magic typo. [ 04-26-2002: Message edited by: Sentow ]
quote:Too many people play paladins for the power, and have no idea how to roleplay a religious zealot. That's why I never play a priest or paladin when I join a game.
Nwist had this to say about dark elf butts:
Am I the only one that finds something wrong with this?
And clerics have the power of their convictions, though the convictions often vary with deity.
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From the book of Nwist, chapter 3, verse 16:
My friend plays a half-elven paladin.He constantly buys hemp and beer.
Am I the only one that finds something wrong with this?
He could be a Rastafarian Paladin.
So, going by that logic, Superman and Spawn can be considered Paladins.
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Archers Roxxors!
arguments? NO? cool
Superman = Lawful Good
Spawn = hardly Lawful Good
Therefore, Spawn does not = paladin
Spawn falls into the category of a warrior. He does have a code, but it's generally selfish, and it's not entirely rigid. He'd be a Chaotic Good warrior with an attitude problem, probably, and one step away (oddly enough) from Neutral Evil (Punisher, blow everyone away).
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Nwist had this to say about Optimus Prime:
My friend plays a half-elven paladin.He constantly buys hemp and beer.
Am I the only one that finds something wrong with this?
Yes, yes you are.
Hanf = Hemp
Hemp (as in Hemp rope) and the seeds that you smoke to get high are two different parts of the marijuana plant (i think, not exactly a pot expert). The only way he could get high is purely through power of suggestion. It would have to be all psycho-somatic.
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From the book of Nwist, chapter 3, verse 16:
My friend plays a half-elven paladin.He constantly buys hemp and beer.
Am I the only one that finds something wrong with this?
Sheesh. Next thing you're gonna say, you're gonna be shocked and aghast at the fact that there are priests that molest altar boys. 
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This one time, at Drysart camp:
Sheesh. Next thing you're gonna say, you're gonna be shocked and aghast at the fact that there are priests that molest altar boys.
No! Say it isn't so!! *gasps loudly in mock horror*
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Ruvyen Warblade attempted to be funny by writing:
Eh, Paladins do good things. It's in a Paladin's nature to do good. How he goes about doing good, however, is up to him to decide.
So, going by that logic, Superman and Spawn can be considered Paladins.
What the hell are you talking about? That isn't logic, it's stupid.
Everybody knows that paladins have an ENTIRELY RIGID code that they must ALWAYS FOLLOW. Or they are NO LONGER A PALADIN. Just a drunk, gimped fighter. It's not up to them how they go about "doing good."
Sorry, though. Try harder next time.
