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Topic: Funny sayings!
Ozimander
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posted 04-25-2002 04:29:09 PM
Do you know any? YOU SON OF A BITCH! DO YOU?!?!?

Here go some:

'Well fuck me sidways and call me Susan'

'Of ALL the asslancing things to say...'

'Fuckin' eggplant!'

'Oh! Fabtabuloristic!'

'Oh! My son! I must attone! We must got to the mountain, to pray.' (funnier when heard, I might make a recording)

(Normally in class) 'Bullshivic!'

(British accent) 'You silly c**t'

'BRETS!' (Pronounced 'bRRR-EATS' and was actually from Kesta and I in IRC)

Yes, my friends and I came up with a few of those but more then just us have begun to say them. I can eplxain some if you want.

How about yours?

Ozius

Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 04-25-2002 04:29:38 PM
"Ill buy YOU yesterday!"

"Roofle that, bitch!"

"Thats just a tumor painted orange!"


"Duke Awsome!"

"The circle of doom has struck again."

"I am feeling fat and sassy."

"SATAN"

"Me and mah possah goin tah go see Lord of the Rangs!"

"Poke. Poke. Poke."

"Jimpy!"

"No, you suck!"

"Stephen. What? Stephen. What? Stephen. WHAT?"

"MONKEY JEBUS!"

And lastly...

"RAKKA RAKKA!"

[ 04-25-2002: Message edited by: Tegadil ]

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 04-25-2002 04:32:15 PM
*snifs the air looking for the funnee. Upon not finding it, he wanders off*
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Ozimander
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posted 04-25-2002 04:33:51 PM
By funny I mean 'Hmmm..that's funny' which could just as well be said as 'Hmmm..that was odd'. You son of a bitch. I'm not a miracle worker. I don't even get PAID for this shit!

Ozius

Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 04-25-2002 04:35:30 PM
crap-tacular (inverted spectacular)
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Ozimander
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posted 04-25-2002 04:36:36 PM
I hate all of you.

Ozius

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 04-25-2002 04:36:56 PM
This is all stolen from a favorite website of mine.

"The stupidity of the human race never fails to surprise me."

- Charles Darwin

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog, or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet, or ruin our lives.

- Rita Rudner

He tricked me into marrying him. He told me he was pregnant.

- Carol Leifer

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know THAT?

- Wendy Liebman

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Ozimander
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posted 04-25-2002 04:38:44 PM
No! No more odd sayings! I have been forsaken!

Ozius

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 04-25-2002 04:39:56 PM
So I can't post more sayings?
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Ozimander
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posted 04-25-2002 04:43:39 PM
Do whatever you hell you want, I have a paper to write. And some pics to load up to the Intraweb.

Enjoy.

Ozius

Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 04-25-2002 04:56:57 PM
"McDonalds should release the McHammer."
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Lalamile
My title doesn't even make sense any more
posted 04-25-2002 05:35:26 PM
Some one else here said this one.
"Eagle may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 04-25-2002 08:40:47 PM
Jesus flippin' Christ. Tegadil had my "SATAN" one included. I was indirectly referenced to in a thread.

A WINNER IS ME!

The World is Yours
Pavarin
Pancake
posted 04-26-2002 09:10:58 AM
...move along, nothing to see here, brother didn't log out...

[ 04-26-2002: Message edited by: Pavarin ]

My motto for life?

Look, but don't touch...
[small}Touch, but don't get caught :D[/small]

leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 04-26-2002 09:12:59 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Ozimander J. Griswald wrote:
(British accent) 'You silly c**t'

If that wasn't such a horrible word i would make a recording of it, but here's a few of my quotes...

"Sorry, are you in my way?"

*in response to somebody telling you they saw you earlier* "Wow! so did i!"

"It's an edumacational experience!"

Any "your mom" jokes/quotes

...and im out of ideas...

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 04-26-2002 09:41:44 AM
"Be free, poptart!"



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So on I wait my whole lifetime.

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