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Topic: I am going to throw up and die.
Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 04-19-2002 10:54:21 AM
I have just completed a box of Double Stuf Oreos. Or should I say, the actual cookie bit of the oreo. All the creamy middles are stacked in one large tower.

I am about to put this thing in my mouth.

If I don't survive, Gikk gets my CDs.

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 04-19-2002 10:55:26 AM
Me? *blinkblink*

okies! Hopes Sol doesn't die, though, cause I wub her to much.

Maelarr
Pancake
posted 04-19-2002 10:55:31 AM
Good Luck...

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
Cleric Rogue Sigpic
Mightion Defensor
posted 04-19-2002 11:32:12 AM
"The White Stuff"
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Off the Deep End 1992
parody of "You Got It (The Right Stuff)" by New Kids on the Block
(M. Starr/Al Yankovic)

The White Stuff. The white stuff.

The first one was a sweet one.
Second one was a blast.
Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast.
You can see 'em in my teeth,
Tell it when I talk,
Had so many my pancreas just went into shock.

I love the white stuff, baby,
In the middle of an Oreo.
I love the white stuff, baby.
It's the most delicious thing I know.

I've had a zillion or two,
In my life, they're so right.
My teeth are all rotted clear through.
But who cares? What else am I supposed to do?

Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh Oreo.
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, the white stuff.
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh Oreo.
What's in the middle? The white stuff.

The first time that I tried it
Got a big sugar buzz.
Nothing gets me high as that sandwich cookie does.
But I love the filling most,
I rub it on my roast,
Mix it in with my coffee and spread it on my toast.

I love the white stuff, baby,
In the middle of an Oreo.
I love the white stuff, baby.
Take some with me everywhere I go.

Might get a pimple or two.
Well, so what? It's all right.
Now, Twinkies and Ding Dongs won't do.
All I need... You know what it is.

Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh Oreo.
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, the white stuff.
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh Oreo.
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, the white stuff.
Oh oh oh-oh-oh, oh Oreo.
What's in the middle? The white stuff.

Deathbeam Warhero
Pancake
posted 04-19-2002 02:17:14 PM
Ah yes, Weird Al, he has a song for every occasion.
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 04-19-2002 02:50:00 PM
quote:
Solstyce's fortune cookie read:
I am going to throw up and die.

One can always hope.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-19-2002 02:50:31 PM
quote:
Verily, Comrade_Snoota doth proclaim:
One can always hope.
ZaÂ’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 04-19-2002 02:53:05 PM
Can I have your shoes if you keel over dead ?
"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 04-19-2002 02:53:32 PM
Mean!
Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 04-19-2002 02:54:01 PM
I'm haveing trouble pictureing that much cream...
Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 04-19-2002 05:46:11 PM
Dibs on the pixie stix.
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
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