This is an actual conversation from this morning. Names changed to protect the not so innocent!

You tell Druid, "Can I grab a spirit of wolf real quick? I need to run through FM and most of the stuff there still beats me."

Druid tells you, "sorry i need one more level before i can"

/who Druid

Players in EverQuest:
38 Druid (Druid)
There are (1) players in EverQuest.

You tell Druid, "Uhm.. you get spirit of wolf at 14, but nevermind."

Druid tells you, "no we get it at 39 i can sow you tho"

quote:

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Siliddar enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Time for the old GU questoin...Idiot or Ebay?

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I'm guessing a bit of Idiot and E-Bay.

quote:

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Maradön? had this to say about Cuba:
Even if it is Ebay, it's still an idiot.

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Double the Fun!

I actually like it when they use like a real fooking sentence or something even if they use SoW instead of Spirit of the Wolf. Sow plz gets a shrug from me. Or I will SoW EVERYONE next to me besides the SoW begger. When I play my alts(non are sow casters) I never ask for SoW even if I am on a CR. That and wolf forming large races that are to damn lazy to go to Felwithe and insist on trying to use the bank in Kelethin.

I DMF'd everyone else at the spires, and repeatedly /laughed at him. Everybody else joined in too, it was great fun. A bunch of people floating and /laughing one guy.

Then he petitioned me, and the GM /laughed at him too.

Then I DMF'd him after a while. because I'd felt he'd learned his lesson.

[ 04-12-2002: Message edited by: Maradön? ]

clueless twits... just because someone is /anon doesn't mean they're a chanter, cleric of drood.

Which reminds me... Once, I saw a group of 5 casters at the orc camp. I offered to join, they declined. When I asked why, I was told by the wizard:

"Oh, we'll be fine, we don't need any tanks. I have 82HP, and 37AC."

We all had a nice chuckle when I pointed out I don't get it till 44th level

had a somebody run up to my woodelf warrior, mind you wielding a 2 hander and level 10

"Hey, can I get a -"
so and so inspects you
"two handed sword?"
"yep"
"Not a druid..."
"nope"

he runs off.

I've had people ask my *chanter* for SoW. And she wasn't even anon. Plus she's sitting there in a long ass robe, holding a staff, rather than in leathers holding some sort of ouchie weapon.

"Can I get a sow?"

quote:

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A sleep deprived RPC stammered:
I still enjoy getting "SoW plz" requests on my necromancer....

clueless twits... just because someone is /anon doesn't mean they're a chanter, cleric of drood.

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I kid you not.

It eventually got so bad that I had to summon one of my crap pets, and he STILL didn't leave me alone. Enchie pets = obviously not mage pets.

Oy...

C3 plz. VoG too.

But I HATE it when I'm sitting in a zone and someone starts trying to grief people into buffs or the like. I was sitting in EFP at the gate once working on my divination and some asshole (who wasn't even where I was) starts getting snippy about how Shamans should just buff people. Not can I have some buffs, not a particular grief from a dungeon. Just some level 2 punk looking for a handout and rather than asking me, he starts this grief line.

I don't even put up with that from friends.

So you understand how irked I get when I was moving my one wood elf from the Butcherblock docks one morning back to GFay and some punk starts harassing me for a SOW and a Lev. Bronze warrior helmet? check. Bronze legs? check. Chest? check. boots? check. banded sleeves? check. TWO HANDED SWORD!? check. I was the only wood elf in the zone. And he kept sending me tells and when I wouldn't give him a SOW he starts bitching in /ooc and shout.

Imagine how amused I was when a Pathfinder who happened to be in the zone says "He's not Anon or roleplaying. He's a warrior, n00b." Then the guy asked the Pathfinder for a SOW and a Lev.

*shakes his head* the tactics some people use.