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Topic: A Short Guide to Comparative Religions.
Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 04-11-2002 03:56:37 PM
Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.
T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit.
Atheism: No shit.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock Knock, shit happens.
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Existencialism: What is shit anyway?
Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
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Emil
Hypersensitive; Beware of Hurt Feelings
posted 04-11-2002 03:58:51 PM
quote:
Alleria Qui'farush probably says this to all the girls:

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.

I've seen this before, but I wet myself laughing everytime I see it.

[ 04-11-2002: Message edited by: Emil ]

From a worldly point of view, there is no mistake so great as that of being always right. – Samuel Butler
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Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 04-11-2002 04:00:24 PM
I just saw this today from an e-mail I got. I love it... Rastafarianism is so me!
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Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 04-11-2002 04:01:09 PM
I dont follow the last one. However, I do command a legion of stoners. Fear me.
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Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 04-11-2002 04:01:59 PM
That's some good shit.
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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 04-11-2002 04:16:40 PM
Existencialism: What is shit anyway

this is so me


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 04-11-2002 04:17:43 PM
NIHILISTS SAY, "SHIT HAS NO MEANING!"
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vertue
Pancake
posted 04-11-2002 04:41:25 PM
quote:
NIHILISTS SAY, "SHIT HAS NO MEANING!"

Hmm. Try, "Shit happens, and I will do what I can to bring all the Shit down on you that I can."

Archers Roxxors!

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vertue
Pancake
posted 04-11-2002 04:43:09 PM
You forgot secular humanism.

Shit happens, but together, humanity will help to stop all the shit in the world.

Archers Roxxors!

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-11-2002 05:20:28 PM
I liked the longer version that has the Wiccan, Pagan, etc point of views.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 04-11-2002 05:51:59 PM
quote:
vertue Model 2000 was programmed to say:
You forgot secular humanism.

Shit happens, but together, humanity will help to stop all the shit in the world.

No, that's "Shit happens, but I'm going to throw it all at you because I'm fucked anyway."

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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 04-11-2002 05:57:40 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Robocop:
I liked the longer version that has the Wiccan, Pagan, etc point of views.

have the link to the longer version?


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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Goldom
Pancake
posted 04-11-2002 07:57:54 PM
Well, if anyone wants to know, (and I know no one does, believe me) feel free to take a short trip over to our fair board to read this story that I have written.

THIS. Is existentialism.
http://pub94.ezboard.com/funoficialgucomicsboardfrm7

ok bye bye now

Goldom Makor the Wizard of the Ro family
Officer of ===Prestige=== guild, on Fennin Ro server
"What in the name of Abashi's Nerf Stick is that?"
I like noodles. Give me noodles and I will be happy. Amen.
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Goldom
Pancake
posted 04-11-2002 07:58:33 PM
on a side note, why are you here mog lol get back over to the good board of happiness... or.. um.. something... nevermind.
Goldom Makor the Wizard of the Ro family
Officer of ===Prestige=== guild, on Fennin Ro server
"What in the name of Abashi's Nerf Stick is that?"
I like noodles. Give me noodles and I will be happy. Amen.
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vertue
Pancake
posted 04-11-2002 08:21:42 PM
quote:
Arttemis the Twink impressed us all with
No, that's "Shit happens, but I'm going to throw it all at you because I'm fucked anyway."

Umm, you have no idea what Secular Humanism is, do you.

Archers Roxxors!

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Majox
Pancake
posted 04-11-2002 11:15:57 PM
I'm wearing my shirt that lists those right now. It's a good shirt, though I have to be careful who I wear it around. Some people have no sense of humor.
I just make ideas, I don't make them good. - Me
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Emil
Hypersensitive; Beware of Hurt Feelings
posted 04-12-2002 01:28:20 PM
quote:
Majox had this to say about dark elf butts:
I'm wearing my shirt that lists those right now. It's a good shirt, though I have to be careful who I wear it around. Some people have no sense of humor.

For those people giving you a hard time about the shirt, two words for them:

tough shit

From a worldly point of view, there is no mistake so great as that of being always right. – Samuel Butler
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