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Topic: So I'm watching Smackdown! on Thursday...
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 04-06-2002 12:56:42 AM
And begin to think I'm having a bad acid trip.

Hulk Hogan in the WWF was enough to make one contemplate if they hadn't stepped back a few years. But Hulk Hogan wearing red shirt and yellow shorts, ripping open a 'Hulkamania' shirt while screaming, 'Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you!!' made me wonder wtf decade I was in.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 04-06-2002 01:01:08 AM
... o.O

Okay, I see that wrestling is running out of ideas...

I'm with you, Snoots, this is just gettin' weird...

Maradon!
posted 04-06-2002 01:03:57 AM
Isn't the hulkster pushing 60?
Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 04-06-2002 01:05:13 AM
quote:
Maradön?'s unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Isn't the hulkster pushing 60?

thought he was in his 70's

Maradon!
posted 04-06-2002 01:06:29 AM
quote:
Mr. Duck had this to say about Robocop:
thought he was in his 70's

Old fart wrestlers = l4me

But the hulk is strangely exempt...

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 04-06-2002 01:08:03 AM
He's fourty eight. I figured that was a good question and did a quick google search! Google rox0rz. In August 2001 he turned fourty eight, according to USA Today. His birthday is the 11th.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 04-06-2002 01:09:32 AM
He's looking GREAT for an old guy. I'm awed he's still in the ring.

Hulkamania will never die. He's one of the legends of wrestling.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 04-06-2002 01:18:13 AM
quote:
Black Mage stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
He's looking GREAT for an old guy. I'm awed he's still in the ring.

Hulkamania will never die. He's one of the legends of wrestling.


Andre the Giant is THE Legend of the Ring... the Hulkster's just easily recogniseable.

Yes, I know next to nothing about wrestling, but I don't like Hulk all that much, and Andre was in The Princess bride, so there...

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 04-06-2002 01:22:39 AM
But Hogan was in No Holds Barred AND Suburban Commando!

Which both pwned!

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 04-06-2002 01:25:45 AM
The Nanny! OHO BEST MOVIE EVER.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 04-06-2002 01:25:53 AM
Was he in The Princess Bridge, arguably the best film ever made?

No?

Case closed!

Don't take me seriously, I really just felt like adding some commentary

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 04-06-2002 01:26:52 AM
I'm going to Hell for this, but...

Aside from a few parts, I didn't like The Princess Bride that much. Don't get me wrong, it was funny as all hell, but I don't get all the hype it gets.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 04-06-2002 01:29:00 AM
quote:
Comrade_Snoota had this to say about (_|_):
I'm going to Hell for this, but...

Aside from a few parts, I didn't like The Princess Bride that much. Don't get me wrong, it was funny as all hell, but I don't get all the hype it gets.


Ohhhhhh, that's it!

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Boil! Burn! Roast!!! MWAHAHA!!!

[ 04-06-2002: Message edited by: Mooj ]

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 04-06-2002 01:29:59 AM
ONO HE INVALID IMAGE TAGGED ME!!
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 04-06-2002 01:32:31 AM
I voted one because you voted 5, bish.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 04-06-2002 01:32:36 AM
Razzafrazzin UBB...

I'll get you next time, Snoota! Next time!!!

Leopold
Porn maniac
posted 04-06-2002 01:36:20 AM
(hey, Ric Flair is in his 50s and still wrestling...)

Hulk Hogan played a character named "Thunderlips".

I mean, come on. Thunderlips. It doesn't GET more badass than that.

"Leopold said it best. This is one of the few times someone besides me is right." -Mr. Parcelan
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 04-06-2002 04:48:47 AM
quote:
Comrade_Snoota obviously shouldn't have said:
And begin to think I'm having a bad acid trip.

Hulk Hogan in the WWF was enough to make one contemplate if they hadn't stepped back a few years. But Hulk Hogan wearing red shirt and yellow shorts, ripping open a 'Hulkamania' shirt while screaming, 'Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you!!' made me wonder wtf decade I was in.


Damn, Im glad I only get RAW here.

Sad thing is, Hogan is gonna end up with the undisputed title. You watch, he wont ever leave the WWF without one more run.

While I respect Hogan for all he has done for the business, he probably should start to consider either retirement or a less active role in wrestling. Maybe a manager or something

[ 04-06-2002: Message edited by: Falaanla Marr ]

Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 04-06-2002 06:48:59 AM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about Optimus Prime:
he probably should start to consider either retirement or a less active role in wrestling. Maybe a manager or something

dont you mean his wrighters should consider retirement or a lessa active role in wrestling, maybe a manager or somehing


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 04-06-2002 08:18:32 AM
quote:
How.... mog.... uughhhhhh:
dont you mean his wrighters should consider retirement or a lessa active role in wrestling, maybe a manager or somehing

No, because Hogan has control over what he does, like a couple other big names (such as Stone Cold)

If Hogan wants to retire, he can and will.

Miandor
Pancake
posted 04-06-2002 08:59:03 AM
Ric Flair doesnt wrestle no more, he is in management, just makes apperances in WWF.(he might wrestle here and there... but so does Vince McMahlon, that make him a wrestler? didnt think so )

Hulk Hogan went to the WCW to create Hollywood Hogan, then just recently when WWF bought out WCW, Hogan moved to the WWF and like last week, he revealed Hulkamania.

Hulk Hogan was ALOT more popular then Andre the giant will ever be. Plus hogan played in 10x the amount of movies Andre the Giant played in. Its just that Andre's movie debut was alot better then Hogans. The Princess Bride pwnd.

and btw, I dont watch wrestling...really... honest...

[ 04-06-2002: Message edited by: Miandor ]

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-06-2002 09:04:09 AM
I stopped caring about wrestling when Doink left.

Doink + 3 clown midgets VS Jerry Lawler + 3 king midgets > Everything

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Skaw
posted 04-06-2002 10:16:29 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent JooJooFlop said:
I stopped caring about wrestling when Doink left.

Doink + 3 clown midgets VS Jerry Lawler + 3 king midgets > Everything


Yes... Doink pwned. I remember when Santa opened his bag for him, and he got Dink, his first clown midget

Meeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmories.

Ninok
31337 UBB hax0r
posted 04-06-2002 12:06:31 PM
You know you loved it
Old Skool Has returned from the Dead
Eumin!
Pancake
posted 04-07-2002 03:12:03 AM
Hogan is old, but he is still ripped, and in good shape ..

Flair is old, and flabby and not in very good shape.

As long as he can still lift people up, then I guess he can wrastle. (Yes, WrAstle, with a southern accent!)

[ 04-07-2002: Message edited by: Eumin Enchantiflyer ]

Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 04-07-2002 04:12:15 AM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Damn, Im glad I only get RAW here.

WHY in the world would you be GLAD about that? I'd kill to have smackdown here!!

Aaron (the good one)
posted 04-07-2002 09:09:37 AM
Hope it doesn't ruin it for you, but TECHNIQUALLY Doink is still in the WWF...just goes by the name of Chris Jerhico
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I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 04-07-2002 09:45:20 AM
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