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Maradon!
posted 04-06-2002 12:24:30 AM
Ok, admittely, I know next to nothing about military recruitment and infrastructure. What I do know comes from Hollywood.

Hollywood depicts many types of soldiers. Soldiers driving tanks, soldiers brandishing binoculars, soldiers with bolt action rifles scoring headshots, and soldiers running about wielding heavy assault weaponry.

What hollywood fails to explain is, who gets what?

How is one placed in military service? I'd assume it's done according to where your natural skills lie, but how is this determined, if indeed it is determined?

Knowing my luck an automatic assignment would land me a pile of rocks and a sling

Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 04-06-2002 12:27:57 AM
I believe they choose. Everyone goes through basic training/boot camp, and they (being the instructor's) get a good look at what you do best. If they think you'd be good rolling in a tank, they'll have you train there, but if you do well at firing range, you may become a sniper. Of course, there's always good ol' infantry.
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 04-06-2002 12:29:36 AM
quote:
Waisztarroz had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
but if you do well at firing range, you may become a sniper.

Shooting a gun is actually the very last thing a sniper does.

They're not there to fire at anything, they're there to use the two most devestating weapons an army has: a scope and a radio.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 04-06-2002 12:30:32 AM
quote:
Comrade_Snoota had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Shooting a gun is actually the very last thing a sniper does.

They're not there to fire at anything, they're there to use the two most devestating weapons an army has: a scope and a radio.


Oh, right, sorry.

They're also there to sit there and be very quiet/still...heh.

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Comrade Snoota
Communist
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posted 04-06-2002 12:33:26 AM
I'd hate to be a sniper. They have to be better physically trained than even the heaviest of machine gunners. They have to not only be able to sit in the same exact position for sometimes days at a time, they have to be able to jump up from that position and IMMEDIATELY move if needed. =/
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-06-2002 12:34:03 AM
quote:
Waisztarroz painfully thought these words up:
Oh, right, sorry.

They're also there to sit there and be very quiet/still...heh.


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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 04-06-2002 12:35:11 AM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about (_|_):
DOES theY HAEVS ot PEE INA CUPE?!?!?/1/1

To noisy.

Ryuujin
posted 04-06-2002 12:35:57 AM
I believe there is some kind of test you can take to determine your best Military position. I think its called the MCAS.
Maradon!
posted 04-06-2002 12:36:29 AM
I think I could do it.

I'm great at staying in the same position for extended periods of time

yes yes I know it entails more than that. note the smily

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 04-06-2002 12:41:52 AM
You idiot. You need to do more than just sit still for hours at a time.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Maradon!
posted 04-06-2002 12:43:35 AM
quote:
Comrade_Snoota painfully thought these words up:
You idiot. You need to do more than just sit still for hours at a time.

The smily AND the disclaimer!

That's TWO chances he missed to understand that I was joking!

Next time I'll try for three!

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 04-06-2002 12:45:29 AM
I'm glad you find the people who defend our country funny, asshole!
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Maradon!
posted 04-06-2002 12:46:16 AM
Is it bad that I don't know if he's being sarcastic or not?
Comrade Snoota
Communist
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posted 04-06-2002 12:47:01 AM
WOULD I BE SARCASTIC? THEY CALL ME COMRADE_SERIOUS_SNOOTA BACK IN MOTHER RUSSIA!
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Maradon!
posted 04-06-2002 12:49:11 AM
quote:
So quoth Comrade_Snoota:
COMRADE_SERIOUS_SNOOTA

Potential for the best Serious Sam mod. ever.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 04-06-2002 12:49:54 AM
quote:
Maradön? had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Is it bad that I don't know if he's being sarcastic or not?

Don't think if he's being sarcastic. Think if he's being serious. Remember this is a guy that wants to have sex with Deli and works at McDonalds. I think the only way I would want to live is if I was always sarcastic.

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 04-06-2002 12:52:13 AM
Deli is the last guy I would have sex with.

And Vorbis is a hot chick.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Maradon!
posted 04-06-2002 12:55:01 AM
I still think I'd wind up at the very front of the most dangerous position the army has to offer. I'd be the guy they push along with sticks to pre-detonate landmines.

Call it a lack of confidence in my combat abilities

Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 04-06-2002 01:11:30 AM
quote:
Maradön?'s unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I still think I'd wind up at the very front of the most dangerous position the army has to offer. I'd be the guy they push along with sticks to pre-detonate landmines.

Call it a lack of confidence in my combat abilities


Nah, they'd have you as the guy who works the target practice area.

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Eleene
Pancake
posted 04-06-2002 02:26:35 AM
I'm the one who wants hot sex with Deli... But he never actually told me a word!
Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 04-06-2002 03:25:39 AM
Actually, the ASVAB test (are they still giving that out in high school?) kinda tells the military services what your abilities are. Then the recruiter gives you a list of choices based on how well you did on that test. You won't always get your choice, however. I'm not sure how I scored, but it was enough to put me in as a Patriot Missile Crewmember. I actually signed up as a Stinger Missile crewmember, but they put me in Patriot instead.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 04-06-2002 04:45:41 AM
quote:
Comrade_Snoota attempted to be funny by writing:
Deli is the last guy I would have sex with.

And Vorbis is a hot chick.


Would you still have sex with me then?

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-06-2002 08:59:42 AM
quote:
Maradön? had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Ok, admittely, I know next to nothing about military recruitment and infrastructure. What I do know comes from Hollywood.

Hollywood depicts many types of soldiers. Soldiers driving tanks, soldiers brandishing binoculars, soldiers with bolt action rifles scoring headshots, and soldiers running about wielding heavy assault weaponry.

What hollywood fails to explain is, who gets what?

How is one placed in military service? I'd assume it's done according to where your natural skills lie, but how is this determined, if indeed it is determined?

Knowing my luck an automatic assignment would land me a pile of rocks and a sling


First, it depends upon how many of what specialties the service needs. Next, it depends upon aptitude and qualification of the applicant. After that's sorted out, the applicant's desires may be taken into consideration.

Now, they're not going to promise you a specific job, like Sniper, up front. What they may do is provide you th opportunity to enter the training program--then it's up to you how well you do.

That's how flight training works. You're given a chance to train, but which aircraft you get depends both upon how well you do, and what becomes available when you graduate.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Ninok
31337 UBB hax0r
posted 04-06-2002 12:09:56 PM
The guys with the guns are usually Army infantry, Air Force Paratroopers (special unit), marines etc.

Otherwise you get a nice desk job or maintence job!

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Alaan
posted 04-06-2002 12:42:26 PM
quote:
Ninok had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
The guys with the guns are usually Army infantry, Air Force Paratroopers (special unit), marines etc.

Otherwise you get a nice desk job or maintence job!


Desk jobs aren't too big of a thing in Army/Marines. They are out there of course, but nearly as abundant as in Air Force and the Navy. Thats practically the only jobs available. I know it takes some rediculous high amount of people to take care of an aircraft, somewhere around 30 or so. And that is something piloted by only 1 or 2 people.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-06-2002 12:53:15 PM
quote:
Alaan had this to say about Cuba:
Desk jobs aren't too big of a thing in Army/Marines. They are out there of course, but nearly as abundant as in Air Force and the Navy. Thats practically the only jobs available. I know it takes some rediculous high amount of people to take care of an aircraft, somewhere around 30 or so. And that is something piloted by only 1 or 2 people.

That's not even remotely true. The Army has just as many "desk jobs" as the other services--perhaps more, since they have the most people.

~~~

And there are no paratroopers in the Air Force.

We have a very small group of ParaRescue, and some Combat Controllers who parachute as part of their jobs, but we have no paratroopers.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Peter
Pancake
posted 04-06-2002 01:20:53 PM
quote:
Bloodsage was naked while typing this:
That's not even remotely true. The Army has just as many "desk jobs" as the other services--perhaps more, since they have the most people.

~~~

And there are no paratroopers in the Air Force.

We have a very small group of ParaRescue, and some Combat Controllers who parachute as part of their jobs, but we have no paratroopers.



And those ParaRescue guys are some mean Motherfuckers, them and that police force (Nighthawks/blackhawks hawk something) are like the special forces for the Airforce.


As for the Navy, Their are less deskjobs, most Officers and NCO's fill a "Desk" postion plus what ever thier normal job is.

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