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Lazuli wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
*sits in a corner and sniffles*
*hugs Lazzay*
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Za'Yth had this to say about Captain Planet:
No. Overprotective~
So that's what they call it nowadays?
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Lazuli got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
*sits in a corner and sniffles*
*huggles Lazzay!*
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Adrecia had this to say about Cuba:
So that's what they call it nowadays?
Yes.
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Za'Yth Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Yes.
Hm. Well, regardless, I wish to become...
...
*dramatic pause*
a...
*melodramatic pause*
...White Mage.
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Adrecia probably says this to all the girls:
Hm. Well, regardless, I wish to become......
*dramatic pause*
a...
*melodramatic pause*
...White Mage.
Okay.
But no matter he says, White Mage training is done with your clothes on.
Promise.
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Za'Yth obviously shouldn't have said:
Okay.But no matter he says, White Mage training is done with your clothes on.
Promise.
Okay dokay!
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Adrecia stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Okay dokay!
Good enough.
Now, let's see if we can pull Lenny out of the woodwork.
Sets up a cheap porn flick as bait.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Lenlalron wrote:
Yes. The training of a white mage is long, strenuous, and taxing. Are you truly prepared to undertake the journey to become a true white mage, Adrecia?
I am prepared, Master.
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Adrecia had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I am prepared, Master.
First, you must clear your mind in the mountains. You must wait there until you are told that you are finished.
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This one time, at Lenlalron camp:
First, you must clear your mind in the mountains. You must wait there until you are told that you are finished.
But what if you ignore me?
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Adrecia had this to say about Duck Tales:
But what if you ignore me?
That is something you must find out.
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Lenlalron spewed forth this undeniable truth:
That is something you must find out.
All right, Master.
Goes off to clear her mind in the mountains!
It's the face.
*Then another two pass*.
First, always heal the fighter when he is low on HP.
Second, always heal the black mage when he is low in HP.
Third always heal...
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Maradön? wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Now you must learn the ways of the white mage.First, always heal the fighter when he is low on HP.
Second, always heal the black mage when he is low in HP.
Third always heal...
Fool. You forget the buffs. Never ignore the buffs. Haste, Protect, reflect, shell, auto-life, the works.
NEVAH FORGET THE BUFFS.
[ 04-02-2002: Message edited by: Lenlalron ]
Wussies.
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Verily, Lenlalron doth proclaim:
You can come back now. You are finished with the first test.
*returns*
I am back, Master. What shall I do now?
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Lenlalron impressed everyone with:
Fool. You forget the buffs. Never ignore the buffs. Haste, Protect, reflect, shell, auto-life, the works.NEVAH FORGET THE BUFFS.
Uh, Aren't most of those Time Mage spells?
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Ferret thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Uh, Aren't most of those Time Mage spells?
Technically, yes, but, according to FFX, they aren't.
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Adrecia had this to say about John Romero:
*returns*I am back, Master. What shall I do now?
Two more tests.
*Lenlalron leads Adrecia to a weird chamber. There are 5 cylindrical jars. They are empty*
For the next 30 minutes, you must keep some amount of water in the jars. They will all be draining, so use your water wisely. All 5 must have water in it at all times.
**Lenlalron hands Addy a jar, and points to a river right next to her**
You may begin.
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Lenlalron had this to say about Duck Tales:
Technically, yes, but, according to FFX, they aren't.
FFIX too.
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Lenlalron was listening to Cher while typing:
Two more tests.*Lenlalron leads Adrecia to a weird chamber. There are 5 cylindrical jars. They are empty*
For the next 30 minutes, you must keep some amount of water in the jars. They will all be draining, so use your water wisely. All 5 must have water in it at all times.**Lenlalron hands Addy a jar, and points to a river right next to her**
You may begin.
Yes Master.
Begins to work on the task. Go ubar descriptions!
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Za'Yth had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Good enough.Now, let's see if we can pull Lenny out of the woodwork.
Sets up a cheap porn flick as bait.
rofl! Classic. This post, 2 minutes later Len posts.
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Lenlalron had this to say about Cuba:
You have successully completed the second test, Adrecia. The third will be administered later.
Wipes the sweat on her forehead
Thank you, Master.
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Adrecia obviously shouldn't have said:
Wipes the sweat on her foreheadThank you, Master.
...
Must... not pervert...
Lenlalron hands a large, brown, and ornate tone to Adrecia. He puts a small bookmark about 1/5 of the way in.
Study those spells. Those are the most basic spells, but they still require a pure mind and an understanding of your inner energy. If you can prove to me that you can cast all of those, then I will teach you the powers that truly make a white mage.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Lenlalron said:
The final test...
Lenlalron hands a large, brown, and ornate tone to Adrecia. He puts a small bookmark about 1/5 of the way in.Study those spells. Those are the most basic spells, but they still require a pure mind and an understanding of your inner energy. If you can prove to me that you can cast all of those, then I will teach you the powers that truly make a white mage.
Nods
I shall prove myself worthy to you, then, Master.
Accepts the book and flips it open. She begins to study the various spells.
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Adrecia stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
That sig pic owns me.
