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Topic: What in the hell is Florida doing?
Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 04-01-2002 01:13:32 PM
http://cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/03/27/black.blob/index.html
According to cnn.com there is a "Baffling black blob floating near Florida" covering 700 square miles of the FL keys. Marine biologists really haven't got a clue. Ideas what this might be?
Dead Tired
Is usually a girl
posted 04-01-2002 01:14:42 PM
quote:
Janus had this to say about Captain Planet:
http://cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/03/27/black.blob/index.html
According to cnn.com there is a "Baffling black blob floating near Florida" covering 700 square miles of the FL keys. Marine biologists really haven't got a clue. Ideas what this might be?

A bad joke maybe?

Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 04-01-2002 01:17:15 PM
quote:
Dead Tired had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
A bad joke maybe?

Nah, news of this thing has been around since mid-March or so.

It's just some funky discharge from America's Wang.

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-01-2002 01:17:20 PM
The already figured this one out: a large mass of algae.

The reason fish were avoiding it is because the algae had sucked all the oxygen out of the water.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 04-01-2002 01:18:13 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Janus wrote:
http://cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/03/27/black.blob/index.html
According to cnn.com there is a "Baffling black blob floating near Florida" covering 700 square miles of the FL keys. Marine biologists really haven't got a clue. Ideas what this might be?

It says over five times that it's algae.

Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 04-01-2002 01:19:13 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Karnaj stammered:
The already figured this one out: a large mass of algae.

The reason fish were avoiding it is because the algae had sucked all the oxygen out of the water.


But this algae was actually caused because of some funky ass disease in America's wang!

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New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 04-01-2002 02:09:15 PM
Okay I'll need a ship and flying thing named Niddler, a broken sword. Oh yeah and a cool compas thing thats lights up and lead the way to the next jewel, to clear up this mess...
What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 04-01-2002 03:08:59 PM
That's just what the government wants you to think.

It's actually an alien craft being pulled by submarine into a naval base in Florida. It was found on the coast of South Africa.

On all sides of it are passages of various holy books inscribed in a foreign language, engraved right into the metal itself.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Admiral Darndo
Pancake
posted 04-01-2002 03:11:40 PM
quote:
Shire was naked while typing this:
Okay I'll need a ship and flying thing named Niddler, a broken sword. Oh yeah and a cool compas thing thats lights up and lead the way to the next jewel, to clear up this mess...

You beat me to it you godless Goat spoon!

(Crap.I used the humans language again.) -monkey
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 04-01-2002 03:49:00 PM
Either that, or the Patriots just launched Arsenal Gear.
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 04-01-2002 04:01:53 PM
Anyone heard of the Pirates of Dark Water? Boo-yah!

Ozius

New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 04-01-2002 04:02:56 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Ozimander J. Griswald was all like:
Anyone heard of the Pirates of Dark Water? Boo-yah!

Ozius



quote:

Okay I'll need a ship and flying thing named Niddler, a broken sword. Oh yeah and a cool compas thing thats lights up and lead the way to the next jewel, to clear up this mess...

What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 04-01-2002 04:03:50 PM
quote:
Ozimander J. Griswald was naked while typing this:
Anyone heard of the Pirates of Dark Water? Boo-yah!

Ozius


NO.

New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 04-01-2002 04:10:34 PM
quote:
Kegwen had this to say about Knight Rider:
NO.

come now surely you remember good old Bloth!

What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 04-01-2002 04:27:39 PM
i actually have the whole series on tape somewhere, i used to love that show back in the day

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 04-01-2002 04:51:05 PM
I am a spamming dillweed!!!!
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Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 04-01-2002 06:28:01 PM
Pirates of Dark water was the absolute first thing I thought of when I read the article. WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT SHOW! The Monkey Bird was awesome. And Wasi. DON'T SPAM ON MY GODDAMN THREAD! *Beats Wazi with a giant can of Spam*
New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 04-01-2002 06:30:41 PM
got cancelled after they found the living jewel of rule
What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 04-01-2002 06:34:37 PM
I want to see how that series ends
New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 04-01-2002 07:01:46 PM
quote:
Janus had this to say about Cuba:
I want to see how that series ends

yeah they almost had all the jewels too ......

What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 04-01-2002 07:01:48 PM
quote:
Janus had this to say about Tron:
And Wasi. DON'T SPAM ON MY GODDAMN THREAD! *Beats Wazi with a giant can of Spam*

In case you hadn't noticed, that post did say something other than what it does now because of the "punishment".

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