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Topic: The Muffin-Jedi.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 03-30-2002 07:30:07 PM
continued from Nae's thread.
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Addy
posted 03-30-2002 07:31:54 PM
First, you must fetch me a glass of homemade lemonade.
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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 03-30-2002 07:36:38 PM
quote:
So quoth Adrecia:
First, you must fetch me a glass of homemade lemonade.

Fal nods, and runs off to the kitchen that is conveniently close by, and whips up a glass for lemonade and takes it to Adrecia

What now? What must I do to be one with the muffin?

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The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 03-30-2002 07:38:57 PM
*blink* Umm...yeah. Whatever. *walks away frightened*
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

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Addy
posted 03-30-2002 07:41:11 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Fal nods, and runs off to the kitchen that is conveniently close by, and whips up a glass for lemonade and takes it to Adrecia

What now? What must I do to be one with the muffin?

Takes a long sip from the glass of lemonade.

Mmmm. Thanks, I was thirsty.

Ponders for a moment.

You must first learn how to control the Muffin.

Whips out an ancient cookbook.

Locate the secret Blueberry Muffin recipe, then you shall bake a baker's dozen of them. You will need to toy with the recipe a tad in order to get this exact amount.

Dramatic pause...

You've only one chance to complete this task.

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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 03-30-2002 07:44:50 PM
Fal nods, and embarks on a journey, taking hours! She heads to where else, but the local BOOKSTORE to search for the muffin recipe.

Hey! Bookstore person! Have any blueberry muffin cookbooks? I am on a quest to become a muffin-jedi!

The clerk looks strangely at Fal, as she points towards the cookbook section. Fal runs over, grabs the book, and drops some platinum coins on the counter, and runs off to the Muffin-Jedi bakery store place that also sells blueberries, and buys what she needs. She goes back and works on the muffins at the secret muffin jedi hideout, or something.

DAYS UPON DAYS LATER!!!

Fal emerges with the muffins, arranged neatly on a plate.

Do you approve?

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Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 03-30-2002 07:46:03 PM
YOU GUYS SUCK. IM SERIOUS THIS TIME.
The World is Yours
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Addy
posted 03-30-2002 07:49:05 PM
Nods approvingly

Ah, I accept. Now you are able to Control the Muffin. Unfortunately, in order to become One with it, you must eat The Muffin.

Waits...

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The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 03-30-2002 07:53:34 PM
Hmm...maybe this isn't as bad as I thought...
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 03-30-2002 08:04:40 PM
quote:
Adrecia spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Nods approvingly

Ah, I accept. Now you are able to Control the Muffin. Unfortunately, in order to become One with it, you must eat The Muffin.

Waits...

Fal then proceeds to do as told, and slowly eats one of the hot, fluffy muffins...
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Addy
posted 03-30-2002 08:07:25 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr obviously shouldn't have said:
Fal then proceeds to do as told, and slowly eats one of the hot, fluffy muffins...

Snarls under her breath

NO! It's not one of the muffins you baked.

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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 03-30-2002 08:10:21 PM
quote:
Adrecia stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Snarls under her breath

NO! It's not one of the muffins you baked.


But...then where is the muffin!

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Addy
posted 03-30-2002 08:12:06 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Falaanla Marr!

But...then where is the muffin!

The...


pauses

...

You must defeat Za`Yth's ego in order to obtain it.

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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 03-30-2002 08:20:32 PM
quote:
So quoth Adrecia:
The...


pauses

...

You must defeat Za`Yth's ego in order to obtain it.


But mistress! That is impossible, it would be a feat beyond belief!

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Addy
posted 03-30-2002 08:23:07 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about Robocop:

But mistress! That is impossible, it would be a feat beyond belief!

Then I shall give you...

Takes out a muffin

The Muffin Decoy. It's not real, though. Whatever you do, don't try to eat it.

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-30-2002 08:47:00 PM
*Walks in with muffins in hand*

These are not the muffins you're looking for.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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frolicking imp
Pancake
posted 03-30-2002 08:54:31 PM
you guys are insane...amusing..but insane
*A Nypmh hits you and steals your virginity*
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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 03-30-2002 08:59:19 PM
**Slowly begins to tempt Fal with his dark brownie powers**

joooiiiinnnn us.... jooooooiiiinnnnnn us.... chocolate power will be yours.....

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
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Addy
posted 03-30-2002 09:02:22 PM
quote:
Lenlalron attempted to be funny by writing:
**Slowly begins to tempt Fal with his dark brownie powers**

joooiiiinnnn us.... jooooooiiiinnnnnn us.... chocolate power will be yours.....

Peers at Lenlalron briefly, hissing at him

What are you doing here!? Get out! I will not allow the Brownie to taint my student!

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 03-30-2002 09:28:04 PM
omg u fr00ty RPers.
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 03-30-2002 09:33:45 PM
quote:
Lenlalron had this to say about Duck Tales:
**Slowly begins to tempt Fal with his dark brownie powers**

joooiiiinnnn us.... jooooooiiiinnnnnn us.... chocolate power will be yours.....

I sense a second disturbance in my skull... More neurons screaming in pain.

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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 03-31-2002 05:49:50 AM
quote:
Adrecia had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Then I shall give you...

Takes out a muffin

The Muffin Decoy. It's not real, though. Whatever you do, don't try to eat it.

And how would I use this?

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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 03-31-2002 05:58:58 AM
quote:
Adrecia had this to say about Duck Tales:
Peers at Lenlalron briefly, hissing at him

What are you doing here!? Get out! I will not allow the Brownie to taint my student!

Yes! She must join me! You fruity muffin jedi, with your 'powers' and stuff.

**Pulls out a sword...OF PURE CHOCOLATE!!!**

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
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Muffin Bird
Pancake
posted 03-31-2002 06:02:44 AM
*flies in through an open window and hops around, trying to find the muffins*
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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 03-31-2002 06:05:03 AM
quote:
Muffin Bird had this to say about Pirotess:
*flies in through an open window and hops around, trying to find the muffins*

**Muffin bird is slashed.**

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 03-31-2002 06:06:30 AM
Adrecia will kill you now Len, just thought I'd warn ye.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 03-31-2002 06:18:20 AM
*steps on your damn fluffy muffins*

This thread is over!

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

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Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 03-31-2002 06:20:01 AM
quote:
Muffin Bird was listening to Cher while typing:
*flies in through an open window and hops around, trying to find the muffins*

...

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Addy
posted 03-31-2002 08:49:56 AM
quote:
From the book of Lenlalron, chapter 3, verse 16:
Yes! She must join me! You fruity muffin jedi, with your 'powers' and stuff.

**Pulls out a sword...OF PURE CHOCOLATE!!!**

Glances at her student hastily, motioning towards the door

You will find out when the time comes. GO!

Her attention turns back to Lenlalron

You shall not have her, vile chocolate fiend. Not before you die by my sword!

Pulls out her own sword, blessed by the Power of the Muffin

I give you one last option. Leave and never come back. Return to your Brownie Empire. Falaanla is mine.

Her emerald eyes glimmer with rage

And you best not harm another Muffin Bird, either.

[ 03-31-2002: Message edited by: Adrecia ]

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Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 03-31-2002 08:54:09 AM
Abandon the way of the muffin and the brownie. Follow the true way of the cookie. Search your feelings you know it's true. Only the milk of cookieness will show you the true way. Abandon the false teaching of muffin and the brownie. Join meeeee join meeeeee, JOIN MEEEEEEEE! MUWHAAAA HAAA... hack coff coff wheeze, *Takes a breath from an oxygene tank* HAAAA HAAAA HAAAA
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 03-31-2002 08:55:22 AM
Am I One with The Muffin?
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Addy
posted 03-31-2002 08:56:52 AM
quote:
Kloie had this to say about John Romero:
Am I One with The Muffin?

Nods

Indeed you are, my child.

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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 03-31-2002 08:59:15 AM
quote:
Adrecia had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Nods

Indeed you are, my child.

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Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 03-31-2002 08:59:21 AM
Heretics! This be a land of pie, and pie alone! Come, partake of the fruit-filled goodness; the truth shall set you free!

*hurtles pies at all present*


""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
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Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 03-31-2002 09:08:42 AM
quote:
Kloie was naked while typing this:
Am I One with The Muffin?

Whoa, flashback there.

You say, "Am I one with the wall?"

Marshall Ghobber says, "You are in good standing with the Guardians of the Vale. Continue with your good work and then we may speak."

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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 03-31-2002 09:09:48 AM
I PRESENT TO YOU ALL, THE RESULT OF MY LATEST BAKING ADVENTURE.

Chocolate Chip Muffins!

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Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 03-31-2002 12:45:56 PM
But, but you must all fall down to the milk of cookieness. Oh come on, please. I'll let you play with my NES. Please! *sniff* please .
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
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The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 03-31-2002 01:54:36 PM
The ways of Muffin and Brownie are not the true ways! The only true way is that of...CAKE! *whips open his coat and reveals a long, two-handed katana made of chocolate cake* Join the way of Cake or die!
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 03-31-2002 01:57:55 PM
Fal runs out the room as she is urged to, and notices adrecia pulling out the muffin-sword...

This is not good. I feel a disturbance in the muffin...

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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 03-31-2002 02:07:26 PM
quote:
Kloie's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Chocolate Chip Muffins!

I LOVE YOU.

May I partake of yonder Chocolate Chip Muffins, mighty Kloie?

Oh yeah, what's your screen name?

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