Now tell me... how are you going to eat it? 
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Nibble on it bit by bit.
Rent out the Hoover Dam and fill it with milk.
Kill Kennatsu, and use his femur to bash crumbs off of it.
In that case, toss it at peoples head frisbee style. 
[ 03-29-2002: Message edited by: Freschel Spindrift ]
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Cut it into little pieces and eat it.Nibble on it bit by bit.
Rent out the Hoover Dam and fill it with milk.
Kill Kennatsu, and use his femur to bash crumbs off of it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Roofle.
Hand growth ray + cookie C = one 32' x 4' cookie (D)
Continue until it's large enough to end world hunger, and then some. 'Course, it may need to be shaped into a sphere and eventually sent into orbit so it doesn't crush part of Earth...
First I would take a bite out of it.
Then I would chew it about 20 times like Ms. Manners taught me...
And then I would swallow.
As for the rest, I would...um...GOD DAMN IT I can't think of anything witty MAYBE I would just pick it up and throw it on my asshole history teacher then print the pages with his BLOOD and then make Kennatsu drink the rest of it while suffocating the rest of you in wet toilet paper and half-eaten hot dog buns with turnip greens on them. Except for Drysart. No, I would simply rip his leg off and stuff it down his throat. And bury his body in the cookie.
I would continue to eat the cookie. Repeat.
