Here's the current list:

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had this to say about Robocop:
stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
We were all impressed when wrote:
had this to say about Captain Planet:
had this to say about dark elf butts:
impressed everyone with:
had this to say about Optimus Prime:
had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
had this to say about Punky Brewster:
wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
had this to say about Pirotess:
had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
had this to say about John Romero:
had this to say about Duck Tales:
had this to say about Tron:
had this to say about Cuba:
had this to say about pies:
Check out the big brain on !
wrote this stupid crap:
had this to say about (_|_):
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and was all like:
had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Verily, doth proclaim:
got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
said this about your mom:
enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
had this to say about Knight Rider:
Nobody really understood why wrote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when said:
spewed forth this undeniable truth:

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Give me suggestions for more to add. There is one main restriction, that the line can't use any gender-specific pronouns, like "he" or "she".

Oh, I'll get my fifteen minutes one day...

Anyway, how about something like, "Sentow's fortune cookie reads:" ?

I don't know, I just thought Drys may like that one.

That's about it for me.

Kloie's unholy Backstreet Boy obsession manifested in:

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Sentow enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
God damn it, you used that code that makes the reader see their own name, didn't you?

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On accident. The UBB tag that's in the quote lines file to replace with the user's name happens to be the same one that's used in posts to insert the viewer's name. I just copied and pasted it over.

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Soandso... how... did... you... ugh..:
Blah.

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[ 03-17-2002: Message edited by: Black Mage ]

There was much rejoicing when *name* said this:

*Name* usd speel chek when they rote thiss:

So quoth *name*:

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The UBB tag that's in the quote lines file to replace with the user's name happens to be the same one that's used in posts to insert the viewer's name.

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If I recalibrated the sensor array, the neutrino emissions would be dispersed into the ionosphere

Here's some more from me, weak though they may be.

Before hitting his ass on the way out, Sentow said:

ACES! Another post from Sentow:

Tier was staring at Deedlit and spewed this out:

Tier h4x0red the boards to say:

God hates Tier, therefore:

Tier, sleep deprived, stammered these insensible words:

Tier was blinded by Delidgamond's forehead and tried to say:

Tier makes an attempt at the funny:

This one time, at Tier camp:

Tier got squished by a giant before he could say:

Tier painfully thought these words up:

Tier wants a (_|_) for saying this:

Tier wants a cookie for saying this:

Tier thought about the meaning of life:

Tier got lost in the Maiden's Fancy and said:

<name> wanted to be Drysart's love child, but instead posted this:

<name> had a Kagrama moment when this was written:

<name> shouted "My spoon is too big", then typed this:

Karnaj says this to all their hot dates:

Lacking the capacity for coherent thought, Karnaj 'said':

Karnaj said, thinking this was the planet Qo`nos:

Soandso layed the smacketh down when saying:

Soandso made a complete ass of theirself by saying:

Soandso was listening to Cher while typing this:

Sentow recalibrated the deflector array so he could send this communique:

Desperately seeking his fifteen minutes of fame, Sentow wrote:

Sentow got an Oscar nomination for this part:

The secret documents of the dread lord Sentow began:

A long time ago, on a message board far, far away:

*name* proves, once again, that IQ's can indeed reach the negatives:

Rome was burning while ImNotTrent wrote:

Care Bears burst into flame when ImNotTrent wrote:

ImNotTrent felt compelled to waste space writing:

A small child cried when ImNotTrent wrote:

~Stressing his mental capacities <name> wrote:

~<name>, in all his greatness typed:

~<name> apparantly only rolled his head over the keyboard:

~<name>, right after learning how to read, posted:

~Under the influence of too much alcohol <name> wrote:

~<name> thought this was :

~ Another stupid post by:

The universe is falling apart, all because <person> wrote:

<person> thought they knew the question to the ultimate answer, but all they came up with was:

<person> spammed the boards with:

We must mourn the loss of <person>'s mind, thanks to this statement:

<person> ran around screaming:

Legolas shot <person> many many times for even making this statement:

<name> ought to be nominated for an oscar for saying:

After a night of drinking with Kagrama and Karnaj, <name> dragged seventeen crazed emus over to the keyboard and bashed them on the keys, resulting in this:

<name> thought this would be funny:

<name> defiled Verant through every orifice with this statement:

<name> was defiled by Verant through every orifice for saying:

<name> on Ice will not be seen today. Instead, we give you this special announcement:

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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and frolicking imp was all like:
<name> pictured drystart naked while typing this:

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[ 03-17-2002: Message edited by: Ford Prefect ]

I remember this being one of the most common mistake newbies commit.

ive been on for how long and ive never really noticed that, i always thought it said "drystart" hmmm...well this will be my one n00b mistakae that everyone will let slide right?? everyone gets one right???

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Lenlalron, who everyone hates and should die in a ditch, decided to get off the porn and type this meaningless, stupid, inane idea. I'm kind of surprised that this person is literate, and can speak coherently. My mom could type better than that. I mean, anyway, this inane, useless crap was brought to you by this person, and spewed out this:
Lenlalron, who everyone hates and should die in a ditch, decided to get off the porn and type this meaningless, stupid, inane idea. I'm kind of surprised that this person is literate, and can speak coherently. My mom could type better than that. I mean, anyway, this inane, useless crap was brought to you by this person, and spewed out this:

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I like it!

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hmmm...well this will be my one n00b mistakae that everyone will let slide right?? everyone gets one right???

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There has to be. Otherwise, I would've been executed 7 or 8 months ago.

Also:

Sentow flipped a coin to decide whether or not they should post this:

Sentow, who is about to die, salutes you:

And now, Sentow demonstrates how inarticulation can be fun and profitable:

Get the flamethrower ready; Sentow posted again:

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frolicking imp had this to say about Duck Tales:
frolicking imp feels re-TAR-ted and noobish like due to the fact that she posted this:

ive been on for how long and ive never really noticed that, i always thought it said "drystart" hmmm...well this will be my one n00b mistakae that everyone will let slide right?? everyone gets one right???

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Does anyone still read these?:
I'm in the mood to add some more random lines to the quoted text headers.

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Soandso haets u:
I'm in the mood to add some more random lines to the quoted text headers.

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[ 03-17-2002: Message edited by: Black Mage ]

<Namehere> still doesn't like you, but they wrote this:

We don't know what <Namehere> was thinking when they wrote this:

[EDIT!!!!11111]

[ 03-17-2002: Message edited by: Kagrama ]

(Soandso) made baby jebus cry with this comment:

(Soandso) must have had a seizure to write:

(soandso) tryed to end world hunger, but instead typed this:

(_|_)s are clearly superior to (_|_), as proved by (soandso)

(soandso) submits the following for your consideration:

Hireko was experiencing low blood sugar and wrote:

Hireko stopped playing the online game of the month to say:

We all wonder what Hireko meant by:

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nem-x, the lame d00d that he is, decided to get off his gankfest and post some of the most horrible crap ever known possible. You know someone like Bloodsage is going to pick that apart easily. He could do it with both arms tied behind his back, typing with his nose. It's that freaking bad. And look at the poster's sig pic! It is a sure sign of weakness and stupidity! Who would have THAT at their sig pic? This 'l33t dood' said this.
I like it!

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I once posted a 3 paragraph quote header. :P

Still thinking...

Lookie, Drys used my name in (almost) all of those quote tags!!