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Topic: Long Joke
Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 03-13-2002 11:30:48 AM
Shamus had been sick for weeks. The doctor had come and gone frequently and always spoke to his wife when he couldnt hear.

Shamus called his wife into the room, "Tell me now, am I diein`"

His wife said, "Oh no honey, you're gettin well, twont be long now!"

"Deary, that doctors been liein to me for weeks, just tell me the truth." He replied.

With a sigh, his wifed nodded, "Yes Shamus, you're diein."

Shamus nodded gravely and said "Then I want ya to call Reverend Thomas and have him come right out."

"Revered Thomas!" His wife explained, "Why would I be calling a Methodist? I'll get Father Michael to come right away."

Shamus shook his head, "I'm diein, I say you will call Revered Thomas!"

His wife did as she was asked. She called Revered Thomas and he came right out. When he arrived, Shamus asked to speak to him alone. While his wife sat in the den, a dock came at the door.

Opening the door, Shamus' wife was surprised to find Father Michael standing there. "Oh Father!" She exclaimed "What brings you here today?"

Father Michael sighed "The doctor told me Shamus was diein and I came to give him his rights."

Shamus' wife was embarassed, but admitted, "Shamus sent for Revered Thomas. He is in there right now!."

"Reverend Thomas!" The priest bellowed, "Why would he do that!"

At that moment, Reverend Thomas walked out of Shamus' room and nodded politely to his wife and the Priest "I bid you both good day."

Shamus yelled, "Who is that making a racket out there!"

"Its Father Michael!" His wife called back. "He's come to see you."

Father Michael hurried into Shamus' room and exclaimed "Shamus! Why were you talking to Revered Michael?"

"I decided to become a protestant father." He replied.

The priest was shocked. He threw his hands up and howled, "Shamus!! You've been a good Catholic all your life! You and I grew up together. Why you were at the very first mass I held. Why! Oh why would you do this?"

Shamus sighed and then said "Well Father, I figure, if one of us is dieing, it better be one of them!"

Ferrel!
Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 03-13-2002 12:47:54 PM
Gets out her notebook and writes, "EC board full of Irish or doesnt appreciate making light of the religious slayings"

I'm an Irish gnoll! A quarter on me mothers side!

Ferrel!
vertue
Pancake
posted 03-13-2002 12:52:39 PM
I'm more Scottish than Irish, although there is a wee bit of Irish blood in me

Archers Roxxors!

Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 03-13-2002 12:58:26 PM
I didnt get it...
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 03-13-2002 01:06:16 PM
Laff.
hey
Ryuujin
posted 03-13-2002 01:24:16 PM
quote:
Ferrel wrote this stupid crap:
Gets out her notebook and writes, "EC board full of Irish or doesnt appreciate making light of the religious slayings"

I'm an Irish gnoll! A quarter on me mothers side!


Blimey, that got me gut ashaking

(My ancestors are from Ireland)

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 03-13-2002 01:37:35 PM
Irish. Ex-Catholic.

Good one, Ferrel!

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 03-13-2002 02:06:20 PM
Hee! That was actually pretty funny.

A bit o' humour never hurt nobody, naw, eh?

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Genma_Saotome
I THINK I AM COOL BECAUSE I STEAL FOOD OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF A PROGRAMMER'S CHILD, BUT IN REALITY I AM A FUCKHEAD
posted 03-13-2002 02:37:36 PM
HA! I'm part Irish and Catholic, and a buncha my friends are Methodist.
Hail to the king, baby.
Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 03-13-2002 05:27:00 PM
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 03-13-2002 05:29:54 PM

(BTW, it's spelled Seamus.)

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 03-13-2002 05:31:37 PM
quote:
Genma_Saotome had this to say about Captain Planet:
HA! I'm part Irish and Catholic, and a buncha my friends are Methodist.

How can you be part Catholic?

AFAIK, religion is not genetic.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-13-2002 05:33:41 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Bloodsage!
How can you be part Catholic?

He/she/it missed a comma.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 03-13-2002 05:35:09 PM

Oops.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 03-13-2002 07:31:08 PM
muhahah!

(Ish irish, isn't christian, finds it funny as all get out)

Alaan
posted 03-13-2002 07:42:07 PM
I'm about a 1/4 Irish, but I take no offense. People should just stop blowing themselves up anyway.
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 03-13-2002 07:52:34 PM
quote:
Ferrel stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Gets out her notebook and writes, "EC board full of Irish or doesnt appreciate making light of the religious slayings"

I'm an Irish gnoll! A quarter on me mothers side!


What's the difference between an Irish Wedding and an Irish Wake?

One less drunk at the Wake.

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Melyodas Darkender
Pancake
posted 03-13-2002 09:53:41 PM
Damn, we Methodists are the Butt end of alot of jokes


"I want the most evil scum of the earth, Murderers, Rapists, ...etc... and Methodists!!!" - Heady Lamar

I LIKE MILK
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 03-13-2002 10:16:59 PM
It's funny joke.

*checks himself*

Yep, I'm still Irish. Gave up religion though.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 03-13-2002 11:41:37 PM
I like.
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 03-14-2002 10:56:37 AM
quote:
Melyodas Darkender had this to say about Captain Planet:
Damn, we Methodists are the Butt end of alot of jokes

Mormons still hold the prize for most joked about.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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