Shamus called his wife into the room, "Tell me now, am I diein`"
His wife said, "Oh no honey, you're gettin well, twont be long now!"
"Deary, that doctors been liein to me for weeks, just tell me the truth." He replied.
With a sigh, his wifed nodded, "Yes Shamus, you're diein."
Shamus nodded gravely and said "Then I want ya to call Reverend Thomas and have him come right out."
"Revered Thomas!" His wife explained, "Why would I be calling a Methodist? I'll get Father Michael to come right away."
Shamus shook his head, "I'm diein, I say you will call Revered Thomas!"
His wife did as she was asked. She called Revered Thomas and he came right out. When he arrived, Shamus asked to speak to him alone. While his wife sat in the den, a dock came at the door.
Opening the door, Shamus' wife was surprised to find Father Michael standing there. "Oh Father!" She exclaimed "What brings you here today?"
Father Michael sighed "The doctor told me Shamus was diein and I came to give him his rights."
Shamus' wife was embarassed, but admitted, "Shamus sent for Revered Thomas. He is in there right now!."
"Reverend Thomas!" The priest bellowed, "Why would he do that!"
At that moment, Reverend Thomas walked out of Shamus' room and nodded politely to his wife and the Priest "I bid you both good day."
Shamus yelled, "Who is that making a racket out there!"
"Its Father Michael!" His wife called back. "He's come to see you."
Father Michael hurried into Shamus' room and exclaimed "Shamus! Why were you talking to Revered Michael?"
"I decided to become a protestant father." He replied.
The priest was shocked. He threw his hands up and howled, "Shamus!! You've been a good Catholic all your life! You and I grew up together. Why you were at the very first mass I held. Why! Oh why would you do this?"
Shamus sighed and then said "Well Father, I figure, if one of us is dieing, it better be one of them!"
I'm an Irish gnoll! A quarter on me mothers side!
Archers Roxxors!
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Ferrel wrote this stupid crap:
Gets out her notebook and writes, "EC board full of Irish or doesnt appreciate making light of the religious slayings"I'm an Irish gnoll! A quarter on me mothers side!
Blimey, that got me gut ashaking
(My ancestors are from Ireland)
Good one, Ferrel!
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
(BTW, it's spelled Seamus.)
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Genma_Saotome had this to say about Captain Planet:
HA! I'm part Irish and Catholic, and a buncha my friends are Methodist.
How can you be part Catholic?
AFAIK, religion is not genetic.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Check out the big brain on Bloodsage!
How can you be part Catholic?
He/she/it missed a comma.
Oops.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
(Ish irish, isn't christian, finds it funny as all get out)
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Ferrel stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Gets out her notebook and writes, "EC board full of Irish or doesnt appreciate making light of the religious slayings"I'm an Irish gnoll! A quarter on me mothers side!
What's the difference between an Irish Wedding and an Irish Wake?
One less drunk at the Wake.
"I want the most evil scum of the earth, Murderers, Rapists, ...etc... and Methodists!!!" - Heady Lamar
*checks himself* Yep, I'm still Irish. Gave up religion though.
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Melyodas Darkender had this to say about Captain Planet:
Damn, we Methodists are the Butt end of alot of jokes
Mormons still hold the prize for most joked about.