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Topic: Some of you might find witty ways to poke fun at this
Ozimander
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posted 03-07-2002 06:33:10 PM
I am going to a monastery to live like a monk for a week, as a school assingment. Some folks went to Disney Land or France, or Greece or Mexico for their summer vacation. Me? My first choice was Canada but since I had already paid for an exprensive trip which I will be taking the week after, I decided, 'Why not be a monk for a week?'

Ozius

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-07-2002 06:33:54 PM
You're kidding.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Ozimander
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posted 03-07-2002 06:35:19 PM
Not at all. I'll take pictures. Taking a vow of silence with my friend Kestar when we get there. Playing D&D on the bus ride (asuming this young lady I know doesn't try and get in my pants for God knows why)

Ozius

Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 03-07-2002 06:38:50 PM
quote:
Ozimander J. Griswald wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
(asuming this young lady I know doesn't try and get in my pants for God knows why)

Ozius


you make that sound like it's a bad thing.

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-07-2002 06:40:18 PM
quote:
Mr. Duck had this to say about Tron:
you make that sound like it's a bad thing.
No kidding.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Ozimander
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posted 03-07-2002 06:40:34 PM
It is, I hate to admit it but I ry my very best to be a gentleman, not touching ladies in rude places in public, or such. I try to be a nice guy. Try.

At these boards, I am as dirty as I please (or as the Mods allow)

Ozius

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 03-07-2002 06:43:28 PM
quote:
Ozimander J. Griswald had this to say about Tron:
It is, I hate to admit it but I ry my very best to be a gentleman, not touching ladies in rude places in public, or such. I try to be a nice guy. Try.

At these boards, I am as dirty as I please (or as the Mods allow)

Ozius


But if she OFFERS you should oblige in a GENTLEMANLY way!

Ozimander
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posted 03-07-2002 06:47:02 PM
GAH! Getting off topic!

But on a side note (I'm such a hipocrit-sp!?!?!?):

In real life, I am more a less as I am here except instead of being very dirty...well, I am dirty in real life too, just...okay, there is no diffrence between me in real life and the boards except that I am more gentlemanly(?) in real life and am funnier, most my jokes just need to be heard to be funny.

NOW, Back to our show: I am going to be a monk for a week.

Ozius

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-07-2002 06:48:05 PM
Hypocrite.

And you're kidding.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Skaw
posted 03-07-2002 06:49:22 PM
So Ozzy gets to experiend FD pulling and the pain of raising Mend in his early hours?
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 03-07-2002 06:52:19 PM
Where is the monastary that you are going to be going?

What sect? Religion? etc.,

TELL!

Ozimander
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posted 03-07-2002 06:56:41 PM
Got the sheet right here: My friends and I were joking that we were going to the join the 'Monks of the Flaming Swords' and such, and that the money for this trip was going to our teachers Ether habit. Anyhow...

The Cloisters is where we are visiting, we are also going to, as the sheet says:

4:30 Arrive at Society of Saint John the Evangelist, 980 Memorial Drive, Cambridge, Massachusetts 02138 (617) 879 3037

I live in Connecticut so it's not much of a drive. Staying there two days, the heading to a few other monkly places. Then on the last day, we're having a Medieval feast with mead and such. No reason, just cause our teacher rocks. He has a class where you get to play Quake for a week.

Ozius

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-07-2002 06:58:45 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Ozimander J. Griswald wrote:
4:30 Arrive at Society of Saint John the Evangelist, 980 Memorial Drive, Cambridge, Massachusetts 02138 (617) 879
I'm sure I've been there. Pretty close to me.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Ozimander
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posted 03-07-2002 07:03:30 PM
Nothing witty yet. I'm waiting for Deth here.

Ozius

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 03-07-2002 10:36:24 PM
Maybe I should go with you. Nobody was too impressed with my FD at the fan faire.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 03-07-2002 10:40:03 PM
quote:
Densetsu wrote this stupid crap:
Maybe I should go with you. Nobody was too impressed with my FD at the fan faire.

They shall give you lessons, young man!

For now I can only use Real Death though...

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 03-07-2002 10:48:30 PM
quote:
Tier had this to say about pies:
They shall give you lessons, young man!

For now I can only use Real Death though...


Those 10 more levels will come quickly, young Padawan...

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Lashanna
noob
posted 03-07-2002 11:28:25 PM
*eeps at the thought*
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Doomjudge
Pancake
posted 03-07-2002 11:45:09 PM
Coming to Canada? Iffen your in Toronto PM me, I can shows ya around =)
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 03-08-2002 07:15:30 AM
That sounds really awesome.

Of course, I am the resident Bible-thumper, so take my words with a grain of salt.

Plus, you'll be in Cambridge, which is the coolest town evar. Too bad you won't be hanging out there much 'cause you'll be a monk and stuff.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 03-08-2002 07:32:05 AM
quote:
Gydyon impressed everyone with:
That sounds really awesome.

Of course, I am the resident Bible-thumper, so take my words with a grain of salt.

Plus, you'll be in Cambridge, which is the coolest town evar. Too bad you won't be hanging out there much 'cause you'll be a monk and stuff.


*pokes Gyd*

*hugs Oz* It sounds like a neat experience, hon. =)

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 03-08-2002 07:59:52 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Synjari!
*pokes Gyd*

Ow. There was no sarcasm in my post. I for one would love to spend a week with monks.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 03-08-2002 08:34:04 AM
Ozzy the monkah! Visions of Harry Potter trying to FD or instill doubt are running through my head now...
Espio Idsavant
You have gotten better at Being a Lush! (200)
posted 03-08-2002 11:07:38 AM
quote:
Skaw impressed everyone with:
So Ozzy gets to experiend the pain of raising Mend in his early hours?
That comment, combined with his worrying about a girl trying to get in his pants, just opens itself to so many comments...

And you can still be free, If time will set you free
And going higher than the mountain tops
And go high like the wind don't stop...


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Ozimander
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posted 03-08-2002 01:58:28 PM
Yes, I am a big walking joke. I'd never have it any other way.

Actually Gydyon, we get to walk about a little bit in Cambridge I think, we really spend a few days as a monk, then we go watch movies about monks and such. And Friday, a medieval feast, for which I shall bring my blade and hold an Inquisition of heretics, not much of a monkly duty but I just want to wear the sword.

Ozius

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 03-08-2002 02:03:38 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Ozimander J. Griswald wrote:
Actually Gydyon, we get to walk about a little bit in Cambridge I think, we really spend a few days as a monk, then we go watch movies about monks and such. And Friday, a medieval feast, for which I shall bring my blade and hold an Inquisition of heretics, not much of a monkly duty but I just want to wear the sword.

Then you must explore! Harvard Square is awesome!

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Ozimander
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posted 03-08-2002 02:07:22 PM
actually, I had my heart set on making hot monkey love to that girl in the monastery as the monks watched, but I'll probably walk around Harvard Square.

In all seriousness, yea, my friend Phil and I planned on it.

Ozius

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 03-08-2002 02:11:20 PM
quote:
Ozimander J. Griswald had this to say about Captain Planet:
In all seriousness, yea, my friend Phil and I planned on it.

Great. The Tasty is gone, which was a great place to get a double cheeseburger, but there are sweet shops and stuff all throughout.

And Harvard Yard is next door and really cool, too. Can see the campus and stuff.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

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The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 03-08-2002 03:05:01 PM
So, you're actually going to become a monk, right?

Should I tell the dirty joke now, or save it 'till you're gone?

"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

Genma_Saotome
I THINK I AM COOL BECAUSE I STEAL FOOD OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF A PROGRAMMER'S CHILD, BUT IN REALITY I AM A FUCKHEAD
posted 03-08-2002 06:52:56 PM
Dirty joke now!
Hail to the king, baby.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-08-2002 07:21:03 PM
Not really sure you want to be wandering around in monkish bondage gear around priests in the Boston area right now, Oz. But that's just me.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Ozimander
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posted 03-08-2002 07:47:16 PM
quote:
The Last Strider had this to say about Pirotess:
So, you're actually going to become a monk, right?

Should I tell the dirty joke now, or save it 'till you're gone?



1st: Not as a lifestyle, only for a week, just an expiriance.

2nd: I wanna here it.

And 3rd:


DETH!

I heard about that in the news one morning. Thanks for reminding me. I'll make sure to keep my pants on extra tight.

Ozius

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-08-2002 07:50:04 PM
Good idea.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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