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Topic: Densetsu is a FALSE TEXAN.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-05-2002 10:20:01 AM
quote:
<Densetsu> I don't like grits

Proof!

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-05-2002 10:21:16 AM
I don't like grits either.

Unless they're really buttery.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 03-05-2002 10:21:54 AM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about (_|_):
I don't like grits either.

Unless they're really buttery.


Am I a Texan? *whimpers and then looks over at Faelynn with a sad look*

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
/dev/null
Pancake
posted 03-05-2002 10:22:58 AM
I've never had grits.

However I will devour Oatmeal or Cream of Wheat.

And if you wanna call me a fake Texan you can kiss my ass and talk to the folks in Ft. Hood.

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-05-2002 10:24:16 AM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Pirotess:
I don't like grits either.

Unless they're really buttery.


You're not a Texan unless it's really buttery.

Hmm.

Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 03-05-2002 10:25:03 AM
*grins at RPC* CREAM OF WHEAT 0WNS!
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
/dev/null
Pancake
posted 03-05-2002 10:25:31 AM
Muahahhahaha!!
Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 03-05-2002 10:26:34 AM

I like malt-o-meal and cream of wheat though...

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-05-2002 10:27:20 AM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Captain Planet:
You're not a Texan unless it's really buttery.

Hmm.


But I'm from New Jersey.


So what does make me? A fat guy from New Jersey?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-05-2002 10:27:48 AM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about pies:
So what does make me? A fat guy from New Jersey?

Yes.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 03-05-2002 10:28:42 AM
grits r stuped
u r stuped
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-05-2002 10:29:48 AM
quote:
De lid g am ond had this to say about Pirotess:
grits r stuped
u r stuped

You are Canadian.

Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 03-05-2002 10:29:49 AM
My god.. hot breakfast.. the last one I had was spam and eggs.. and that was too long ago to remember..

I would kill for some cream of wheat

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-05-2002 10:29:58 AM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Robocop:
Yes.

You know you want me. *shakes his bellah!*

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-05-2002 10:31:26 AM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Tron:
You know you want me. *shakes his bellah!*

Your new sig pic sucks.

/dev/null
Pancake
posted 03-05-2002 10:31:48 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Densetsu wrote:

I like malt-o-meal and cream of wheat though...


Maltomeal isn't too bad if you add some butter, a bit of brown sugar and a bit of maple syrup.

Or if you add some strawberry jam.... Mmmmm.... /drool

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 03-05-2002 10:32:07 AM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about (_|_):
But I'm from New Jersey.


So what does make me? A fat guy from New Jersey?



Jersey sucks.. I wanna go back to Texas *sigh*

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-05-2002 10:33:49 AM
quote:
Bajah wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Your new sig pic sucks.

I am shocked and appalled. Can't you tell?

It goes well with the WTFY tag.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 03-05-2002 10:34:43 AM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
You're not a Texan unless it's really buttery.

Hmm.


Grits with butter and maple syrup.
And more maple syrup on the breakfast sasuage.

Pancakes with butter only.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 03-05-2002 10:36:38 AM
GRITS KICK ASS.

especially when you use lots of butter (also try adding bacon bits!)

/dev/null
Pancake
posted 03-05-2002 10:37:22 AM
WTF are grits anyway?
Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 03-05-2002 10:59:10 AM
I don't like grits.

Odd since my parents and grandparents loved them.

I don't like Cream of Wheat or oatmeal either.

Oh well.

*shrugs*

Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 03-05-2002 11:20:18 AM
quote:
ImNotTrent had this to say about Captain Planet:
I don't like grits.

Odd since my parents and grandparents loved them.

I don't like Cream of Wheat or oatmeal either.

Oh well.

*shrugs*


Its okay =) I like you!

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 03-05-2002 12:02:04 PM
Heh, I dont like Grits either.

Grits are not a Texas comodity, they are prodiminantly Southeastern. Although they have started invading Texas.

Cream Of Wheat roxxors though, with chocolate syrup, and some funnel cakes w/ powdered sugar on top.


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 03-05-2002 12:02:58 PM
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Heh, I dont like Grits either.

Grits are not a Texas comodity, they are prodiminantly Southeastern. Although they have started invading Texas.

Cream Of Wheat roxxors though, with chocolate syrup, and some funnel cakes w/ powdered sugar on top.


*bites Fae*

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 03-05-2002 12:23:55 PM
*does a happy dance of joy and glee*
Vanaric
Pancake
posted 03-05-2002 12:35:18 PM
Ive lived in Texas all my life and I dont even know what grits is made of, but Im sure I would hate it anyway :P
Ryuujin
posted 03-05-2002 01:05:48 PM
Hey Bajah, do ya think NC is linked?

It's not breakfast without salty, peppery, buttery grits, start your day off right, bitches

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 03-05-2002 10:23:03 PM
quote:
Vanaric Buryniksar had this to say about John Romero:
Ive lived in Texas all my life and I dont even know what grits is made of, but Im sure I would hate it anyway :P

It's made out of corn.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 03-05-2002 10:24:28 PM
This thread makes baby Densetsu sadf.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 03-06-2002 12:20:10 AM
I like to use non cholesterol butter..... thank goodness I'm not a Texan.
Caela
Crazed Ex-Angel
posted 03-06-2002 12:30:13 AM
I am coming to Texas as soon as Synny gets here to steal me away. I shall fit right in =)
"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. " - the "Professor" - The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 03-06-2002 03:26:41 AM
=)
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-06-2002 03:52:45 AM
quote:
Ryuujin had this to say about Tron:
Hey Bajah, do ya think NC is linked?

It's not breakfast without salty, peppery, buttery grits, start your day off right, bitches


NC isn't really linked, but you and Fal are such damn cool people, I hereby declare you honorary Texans.

Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 03-06-2002 04:22:58 AM
Grits are okay. I'll eat them, but I'm not too thrilled

But I looooove Cream of Wheat ^_^

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Ryuujin
posted 03-06-2002 05:58:27 AM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
NC isn't really linked, but you and Fal are such damn cool people, I hereby declare you honorary Texans.

hehe w00t

Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 03-06-2002 08:35:06 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Ryuujin wrote:
It's not breakfast without salty, peppery, buttery grits, start your day off right, bitches


The only salty, buttery crap that goes into my stomach will be a Bagel.

I like eating good food...and most of that food is totally fatty...but I don't want to Balloon up.

Man, how much butter do you need on these Grits of yours?

Plus we only use margarine in this house unless we're baking

Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 03-06-2002 08:37:35 AM
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris wrote this stupid crap:
funnel cakes w/ powdered sugar on top.

Funnel Cakes OWN!

Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 03-06-2002 10:17:26 AM
quote:
Pesco had this to say about Duck Tales:
Funnel Cakes OWN!

Why must you torture me so?

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Vanaric
Pancake
posted 03-06-2002 02:34:33 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about Tron:
It's made out of corn.

Now I KNOW I dont like it.

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