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The three of them walk to an old farmhouse just off the road.
They speak with the farmer and ask to use his phone so they can call a tow truck.
"I'm sorry, but I don't have a phone, and the only place to tow won't open until morning. You're welcome to stay the night. Unfortunately, I only have room in here for two of you. The third will have to sleep in the barn."
The rabbi humbly and unselfishly volunteers, and everyone goes to sleep.
Half an hour later, there is a loud knock at the door.
It's the rabbi.
"I'm sorry. There's a pig in that barn. You know how we feel about pigs. I've tried, but I am just not comfortable. Can someone else go out there?"
The Hindu priest humbly and unselfishly volunteers, and everyone goes back to sleep.
Half an hour later, there is another loud knock at the door.
It's the Hindu priest.
"I'm sorry. There's a cow in that barn. You know how we feel about cows. I've tried, but I am just not comfortable. Can someone else go out there?"
The lawyer volunteers, and everyone goes back to sleep.
Half an hour later, there is yet another loud knock at the door.
It's the pig and the cow........ [ 03-04-2002: Message edited by: Gydyon Waterlapper ]
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STUPID BUT SMART JOKE
A Roman Centurion walks into a bar and says, "Hail, barkeep! I would like a martinus."
The barkeep says, "Don't you mean a martini?"
The Centurion glares at him and says, "When I want a double, I'll ask for it."
I AER THE FUNNEY!
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"I am THOR! I will vanquish the enemy!"
So Thor leads his men into battle, and they crush the invaders. The chief was impressed, and wished to reward Thor, so offered him his choice of any of the young women to be his... uh.. reward.
So, Thor choses one, and takes her into his hut. After several hours of... um, compensation, he opens his door and stands outside his hut.
"I am THOR!" he bellowed in pride.
"You're thor?" came a female voice from inside. "I'm tho thor I can hardly pith."
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Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
The Following Statement is true.
The Above Statement is false.
A Pear is a Failed Apple.
I notice at Jewish weddings they break a glass. You ever been to an Irish wedding? Glasses, bottles, mirrors, tables, chairs, arms, legs, the band instruments, and the groom's neck. We don't fuck around. Mazel tov!
Dying must have a survival value. Or it wouldn't be part of the biological process.
IT'S TIME TO START SLAPPING PEOPLE
So far, this is the oldest I've been.
Sometimes they say the wind is calm. Well, if they're calm, they're not really winds, are they?
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Random Jokes:
The Following Statement is true.
The Above Statement is false.A Pear is a Failed Apple.
I notice at Jewish weddings they break a glass. You ever been to an Irish wedding? Glasses, bottles, mirrors, tables, chairs, arms, legs, the band instruments, and the groom's neck. We don't fuck around. Mazel tov!
Dying must have a survival value. Or it wouldn't be part of the biological process.
IT'S TIME TO START SLAPPING PEOPLE
So far, this is the oldest I've been.
Sometimes they say the wind is calm. Well, if they're calm, they're not really winds, are they?
George Carlin is my god.
