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Led
*kaboom*
posted 03-04-2002 11:12:32 AM
BAHAHAHAHAH *rolls around on the floor laughing her ears off* AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA


BEEP

o_O

[ 03-04-2002: Message edited by: Suchii ]

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Reynar
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Best Lap
posted 03-04-2002 11:14:24 AM
The topic says it all.
"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 03-04-2002 11:14:58 AM
Beep!
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Pancake
posted 03-04-2002 11:18:52 AM
Boop?

Beep blip blip blorp?

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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greykittytwilight
As sands through the hourglass...
posted 03-04-2002 11:18:55 AM
I am the Biscuit Queen.

ROFL.

Bow to me, Betty Crocker, or so shall yer muffins be no more!

..And the waitress is practicing politics.
As a buisness man slowly gets stoned.
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Loneliness.
but its better then drinking alone.
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Mightion Defensor
posted 03-04-2002 11:22:17 AM
Semprini?
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Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 03-04-2002 11:26:46 AM
French-Canadian
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-04-2002 11:38:59 AM
It would be hard not to love her heheh
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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 03-04-2002 11:41:22 AM
/kagrama on

WUT.

/kagrama off

Gydyon
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Led
*kaboom*
posted 03-04-2002 12:12:50 PM

BEEP

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-04-2002 12:16:02 PM
What are you doing online and not talking to me!? RAR!
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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 03-04-2002 12:18:52 PM
Sorry, I have been at work, Bajah.

What's up?


OF COURSE he was talking to me. Stop looking at me like that!

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Led
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posted 03-04-2002 12:19:15 PM
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-04-2002 12:20:15 PM
She taunts me!
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Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 03-04-2002 12:21:53 PM
quote:
Suchii had this to say about Reading Rainbow:

BEEP

BUNNY-MECH!!!!
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Pancake
posted 03-04-2002 12:22:48 PM
I'm going to have to Kag this one.

[Kagrama]
WUT?
[/Kagrama]

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-04-2002 12:23:54 PM
I don't get it.

This is the pulse. *holds up his left wrist*

This is my finger... *holds up his right index finger*...far from the pulse, jammed straight up my ass!

Say, would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Led
*kaboom*
posted 03-04-2002 12:24:08 PM
I am on a webcomic binge!#% Finished up The Jar a few hours ago, now working on Megatokyo! Exploitation Now comes next! MUWAHAHAHA

ohyeah, and...

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Pancake
posted 03-04-2002 12:26:11 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Duck Tales:
I don't get it.

This is the pulse. *holds up his left wrist*

This is my finger... *holds up his right index finger*...far from the pulse, jammed straight up my ass!

Say, would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel?

I see someone has been watching Jay and Silent Bob....

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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Mightion Defensor
posted 03-04-2002 12:26:43 PM
quote:
Bajah impressed everyone with:
What are you doing online and not talking to me!? RAR!

You made me sadf by commenting on my humor. Why would I talk to you?

Oh... you don't mean mean do you?

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-04-2002 12:27:09 PM
quote:
RPC had this to say about Robocop:
I see someone has been watching Jay and Silent Bob....

Hells yaes!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Pancake
posted 03-04-2002 12:28:02 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Hells yaes!

"I'm the pie f*cker! I'm the Pie F*cker!!"

"Yeah, well in prison, he'll be the Pie."

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 03-04-2002 12:28:24 PM
quote:
RPC had this to say about Robocop:
I'm going to have to Kag this one.

[Kagrama]
WUT?
[/Kagrama]


quote:
Mightion Defensor wrote this stupid crap:
You made me sadf by commenting on my humor. Why would I talk to you?

Oh... you don't mean mean do you?


I ALREADY DID BOTH OF THESE JOKES

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-04-2002 12:30:48 PM
Applesauce, bitch!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-04-2002 12:32:06 PM
What happened to "Mom wants me off the net, right now :/" and "I gotta drive her down the mountain."

Is that lingo for "I don't wanna talk to you anymore?:P"

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Pancake
posted 03-04-2002 12:37:53 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Applesauce, bitch!

Lemon face! Ooh! Tiger face! RAR!
Lemon face! Ooh! Tiger face! RAR!
Lemon face! Ooh! Tiger face! RAR!

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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Led
*kaboom*
posted 03-04-2002 12:39:17 PM
It went like this:

Took shower.
Get out of shower, get mobbed by dog. Slobberslobber.
Take shower AGAIN. Get out, boot dog on the approach.
Spend half of forever doing hair.
Snapped laces on boots. Spent half hour searching for new laces. No go. Spent two hours looking for shoes that have not been worn in three years.
Find wallet. (No purse for me! I R FR33K)
Attempt to eat wallet.
Notice mom is still in bed.
Drive up to store for ph00d. Spend fifteen minutes debating over pepsi versus d00. End up getting Lizard Phyu3l.
Arrive back at home. Eat ph00d. Finish drink.
Mom still in bed.
Wake up mom.
Get things tossed at head (ow).
Mom says 'Tomorrow! Go buy me more cigarettes!'
Drive back up to store. Get cigaretteswithhorriblylongname.
Arrive back home to find out mom found a whole carton.

Go insane!
Make post about it.
Read webcomics.
Get sick from expired mac and cheese eaten earlier.

w00t

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-04-2002 12:42:33 PM
Well, it isn't my way, but I'll be damned if there doesn't go one happy family. OK boys, let's just fire some tear gas into the restaurant, and when the guys come running ouFUCKBEANS, that was them, wasn't it?
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-04-2002 12:43:08 PM
Bah, you could hit IRC and chat with Bajah all the while, too. Even while in the shower like a true geek!

But, I understand :P

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Led
*kaboom*
posted 03-04-2002 12:47:11 PM
Reading webcomics takes much concentration!#% No time for velvet handcuffs and whi... err...


just wanted some time alone with my thoughts is all... beep

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Pancake
posted 03-04-2002 12:52:30 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Pirotess:
Well, it isn't my way, but I'll be damned if there doesn't go one happy family. OK boys, let's just fire some tear gas into the restaurant, and when the guys come running ouFUCKBEANS, that was them, wasn't it?

heheheh

And just for the record, The Time SUCKED.

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-04-2002 01:12:54 PM
quote:
Suchii wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Reading webcomics takes much concentration!#% No time for velvet handcuffs and whi... err...
just wanted some time alone with my thoughts is all... beep

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-04-2002 01:13:43 PM
quote:
RPC had this to say about Duck Tales:
heheheh

And just for the record, The Time SUCKED.

I believe he said they "sucked ASS."

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