I am not worth much: $898,920.00 
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
*Timeline goes HERE! I'm too lazy to get it myself. No, not there, and CERTAINLY not in my pants. HERE!*
Good to know.
That test didn't like me. Let's take it again!
[ 03-01-2002: Message edited by: D ]
Won't let me take the test again. Sadf.
Go me.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Ha! I'm worth more then...everyone else who has posted so far!
Edit: Bloodsage posted between when I started and finished! DAMN YOU BLOODSAGE! [ 03-01-2002: Message edited by: Batutisz ]
quote:
Batutisz had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
You are worth exactly: $2,347,710.00.Ha! I'm worth more then...everyone else who has posted so far!
You must've answered "yes" to the "do you suck at math?" question.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Now admit it--how many of you told it you had a 200 IQ and a 12-inch schlong, just to see what it did?
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
quote:
Batutisz thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Nah. You posted like, .5 of a second before I did. I reiterate, DAMN YOU BLOODSAGE!
Hehe: the timestamp says I posted four minutes before you did, making my earlier observation even funnier.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage had this to say about Captain Planet:
Hehe: the timestamp says I posted four minutes before you did, making my earlier observation even funnier.
[AceVentura]Oh re-re-he-heeaaalllyyy?[/AceVentura]
'Sage posted 03-01-2002 09:04
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$2,720,170
Go me.
Batutisz posted 03-01-2002 09:04
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You are worth exactly: $2,347,710.00.
EAT THE PWN STICK, BABY!
Looked at wrong posts. [ 03-01-2002: Message edited by: Bloodsage ]
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
/sigh
And it had such humor potential, too. It still does, of course, but now it's all pointed at me. 
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
On a side note, You are worth exactly: $2,458,516.00.
And I don't think the pot smoking helped
quote:
Batutisz wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Good to have a laugh at yourself every so often.
Heh. I get to do that every day, for one reason or another! 
Everyone else: thank you so much for your gracious help in my hour of mathematical need, but I have since determined that my error was in reading the timestamps on the second pair of posts, rather than the first, thus giving me the impression there was four minutes between events, when, in fact, the events in question were nearly simultaneous--a point on which I relied when making my initial joke. Aren't I clever? [ 03-01-2002: Message edited by: Bloodsage ]
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
"Everyone makes mistakes, so shut the fuck up about my mistake."
...no wait...that's not the way it went. Nevermind.
Was refering Bloodsage's post about how he came to the conclusion and blah blah blah. Not directed at anyone, especially Bloodsage. Damn disclaimers. [ 03-01-2002: Message edited by: Batutisz ]
W00t!
Ozius
We hope you can find somebody who is wealthy enough to afford you
quote:
Mr. Duck stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
You are worth exactly: $3,625,190.00.
And you have a 12" schlong! Right.
quote:
Tier wrote this stupid crap:
And you have a 12" schlong! Right.
I'm a cheap knock-off.
quote:
Tarquinn wrote this stupid crap:
What the heck is a "SAT score"?
SAT is a standardized test that the US uses to help determine college acceptance.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
quote:
Mr. Duck had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Oh, I believe you on the result.
I just don't believe you on what you wrote in to get that result.
10 was the highest btw [ 03-01-2002: Message edited by: Mr. Duck ]
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Karnaj had this to say about Cuba:
SAT is a standardized test that the US uses to help determine college acceptance.
Thought so.
Well, no idea what my SAT score is, but I'm worth $1,811,444.00 even without one.
Who wants to buy a toe?
Cool. Now let's exaggerate and get my price up!
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
woo!
I accept check and money orders, and vissa/mastercard iof you add a %10 handeling fee.
