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Somu Icewalker
Also known as Diet Dr. Evil
posted 02-28-2002 02:52:28 PM

What's wrong with this picture?

Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 02-28-2002 02:53:39 PM
Err...the music notes on the board?
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nem-x
posted 02-28-2002 02:54:08 PM
'tis why it's called solo =)
Gydyon
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posted 02-28-2002 02:56:13 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA


I don't get it.

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Mightion Defensor
posted 02-28-2002 02:57:38 PM
The PCB number does not match the one on the uppermost sticker? -002 vs 003?
Waisztarroz
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posted 02-28-2002 02:58:12 PM
Is this picture near the processor?
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Somu Icewalker
Also known as Diet Dr. Evil
posted 02-28-2002 02:58:53 PM
quote:
Waisztarroz had this to say about pies:
Err...the music notes on the board?

Your getting warmer.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-28-2002 02:58:55 PM
"Solo 2"
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Waisztarroz
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posted 02-28-2002 03:02:48 PM
Solo boards suck?
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Il Buono
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posted 02-28-2002 03:03:17 PM
Solo means one. How can there be two?
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nem-x
posted 02-28-2002 03:05:09 PM
/dev/null
Pancake
posted 02-28-2002 03:07:22 PM
I'm probally reading this wrong because I only understand bass clef, but the notes spell out AMD don't they?

(note on A, the first 3 8ths look like a M and the 4th 8th is a D?)

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
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Somu Icewalker
Also known as Diet Dr. Evil
posted 02-28-2002 03:08:41 PM
quote:
RPC had this to say about (_|_):
I'm probally reading this wrong because I only understand bass clef, but the notes spell out AMD don't they?

(note on A, the first 3 8ths look like a M and the 4th 8th is a D?)


There's 5 notes there. AMD = 3 letters

/dev/null
Pancake
posted 02-28-2002 03:10:30 PM
Somo can't count.

First note is an A, the next 3 notes look like an M, and the last note on D....

1 + 3 + 1 == 5 last I checked...

But like I said, I think I'm reading it way off... I understand C, not G

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
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Pancake
posted 02-28-2002 03:10:36 PM
This thread makes me cry.
nem-x
posted 02-28-2002 03:12:02 PM
Just played the notes... sounds like intel's little thing
Somu Icewalker
Also known as Diet Dr. Evil
posted 02-28-2002 03:12:36 PM
* Somo goes on a RAMPAGE!

Ok since none of you people have a music ear I'll tell ya.

The notes are the same of Intel's jingle that a play everytime their logo is displayed.

nem-x
posted 02-28-2002 03:13:05 PM
/dev/null
Pancake
posted 02-28-2002 03:13:12 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and nem-x was all like:
Just played the notes... sounds like intel's little thing

First note isn't low enough I think.....

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
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Somu Icewalker
Also known as Diet Dr. Evil
posted 02-28-2002 03:14:22 PM
quote:
RPC wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
First note isn't low enough I think.....

That's it, you have been encased in carbonite

/dev/null
Pancake
posted 02-28-2002 03:17:20 PM
Like I said, I understand Bass.... The other musical ranges can blow me!

Translate that into something I could play and then I'd tell you what it was. (Baritone, Euphonium, Tuba, Miraphone, Trombone, Trigger 'Bone, Bass 'Bone, Valved 'Bone)

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
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OtakuPenguin
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posted 02-28-2002 03:18:52 PM
Yeah, looks kinda low...but then again, I play Alto cleff, so I don't know trebble very well
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nem-x
posted 02-28-2002 03:19:13 PM
D D G D A

I think, no idea what that mark on the first note is

OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 02-28-2002 03:22:33 PM
duh, it's a cut time symbol =p
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Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 02-28-2002 03:24:20 PM
The little box between the notes is a half rest (in common time thats 2 beats)

Edit: Cut time would be the C with a vertical line thru it.

[ 02-28-2002: Message edited by: Kaglaaz How'ler ]

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nem-x
posted 02-28-2002 03:25:53 PM
The little rectangle directly on the first note?
/dev/null
Pancake
posted 02-28-2002 03:28:47 PM
quote:
nem-x wrote this stupid crap:
The little rectangle directly on the first note?

That's either going to be a # (sharp) or a dot (which extends the duration of the note by another half)

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
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Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 02-28-2002 03:29:44 PM
Oh that... thought it was a mark for pianists to hold the sustain pedal. (Not sure don't play piano)
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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 02-28-2002 03:29:44 PM
quote:
Kaglaaz How'ler had this to say about pies:
The little box between the notes is a half rest (in common time thats 2 beats)

Edit: Cut time would be the C with a vertical line thru it.


It is

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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 02-28-2002 07:02:30 PM
S'missing a key and time signature, too


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 02-28-2002 07:05:29 PM
The hammer by the 'SOLO' doesnt concern you at all tho?
Kithary
Pancake
posted 02-28-2002 07:18:23 PM
it's in Cmaj, and the large 'C' is the time signature (common time, equal to 4/4)
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 02-28-2002 07:21:36 PM
You got better eyes than me, then. Cause all I see is a bubble.


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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 02-28-2002 07:27:06 PM
quote:
I just watched the notes on the Solo board, as far as I can encrypt them. It is not exactly the Intel-jingle but something like an answer to that.

If you start the Intel-Jingle from beginning and continue with increasing intervals you get the following order: third, fourth, fifth, sixth, and so on.

The Intel-jingle consists of the third and fourth, or in notes: D - F sharp - D - G The jingle from the Soloboard consists of the fourth and fifth, D - G - D - A

The musikal message behind the notes could be interpreted as follows: I am one step forward!


Still funny.

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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 02-28-2002 07:29:44 PM
I looked and I looked and I looked, and I paid absolutely no attention to the strikingly obvious thing.

It's blue. Silicon chips are green.

Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 02-28-2002 10:44:57 PM
quote:
Ruvyen Warblade had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I looked and I looked and I looked, and I paid absolutely no attention to the strikingly obvious thing.

It's blue. Silicon chips are green.


No, but you are an idiot.

Silicon takes no color. It's dyed into Blue/green/tan.

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