Ladies, Pick Your Swimsuit via Zodiac Sign....

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Topic: Ladies, Pick Your Swimsuit via Zodiac Sign....

Trent

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posted 02-27-2002 05:08:59 PM

Can't say much more besides that. I swear MSN's homepage has become a tabloid.

Aries
An all-black one-piece has a special effect on the Ram who wears it. Anyone who isn't compatible with you will hardly notice you, while anyone who's a good astrological match will see the real you without any distractions from color or ornamentation. Accentuate the real you and meet your summer love!

Taurus
The Bull's man-attracting fashion is to hint at access with a bikini top and bottom that have laces or strings. Letting him dream about untying your swimwear is the zodiac's way of making him want to tie the knot with you down the road. Lace yourself up as tight as you'd like for now, but you'll win your lover when the strings are in sight!

Gemini
No matter what you wear to the beach or pool this summer, it's not enough. Gemini's chatty personality melts hearts and seduces lovers quite easily. Your soulmate will have be able to handle Gemini's high intensity, so deck yourself out in a large sunhat, funky sunglasses, a multicolored towel and a beach ball to toss around while you fiddle for a CD. This will all work to attract the guy who can appreciate your diverse moods and interests.

Cancer
When Crabs says something, they mean it -- so don't send mixed signals with your swimwear. Paisley or other busy highlights on a one-piece or a bikini tell all interested parties that you're a frilly, high-maintenance, submissive type. If you value your independence, wear a monochrome red or green bikini to emphasize your consistency.

Leo
Let men know you've arrived at the pool or the beach with a day-glo bikini and as little else as possible. The Lion's fluorescent personality radiates out from your center; letting a future soulmate know how brilliant you are ahead of time will attract the one who's truly dying to bask in the glory that is you. Brighten your love life by brightening your drab swimwear!

Virgo
When a Virgo gal hits the shore this summer, she needn't wait for a trendy sitcom called That'40s Show to adopt the fashion sensibility of Glenn Miller's yesteryear. Showing off your sophistication by putting together a mid-century swimming ensemble is guaranteed to attract the lover who'll be your intellectual equal, social companion and physical dream. Jitterbug, anyone?

Libra
A sexy new leopard-skin swimsuit will have Libra's suitors roaring with approval. Push the edge with a zebra-striped beach blanket. Your natural tendency towards relationships makes finding a partner no problem; the challenge is to find someone who can appreciate you for who you are, no matter how close to the animal edge you may tread.

Scorpio
The inspiration for Scorpio's summer swimwear is based on athleticism. Look your best even while you're just dressed to work out. A simple, sexy gym outfit can be used just as easily for a dip in the pool as it can for a jump on the treadmill. You'll find love this summer by getting what's in the bikini in shape before showing it off on the sand.

Sagittarius
Time for a groovy trip down flashback lane. Sagittarius should get in touch with the '60s and grab a favorite swimsuit or bikini and learn to tie-dye. The flowers in your hair will be the perfect complement. Let your locks grow and your inhibitions go and a springtime soulmate will be fascinated with your authentic recreation of a bygone era.

Capricorn
The Goat has an innate fashion sense; you can pull off the difficult colors and cuts with sexy aplomb. Try a reflective silver bikini top and a temporary leather skirt to cover up your Brazilian thong in between brief dips in the water. Are you tough enough to fight off the hunks this sexy swimwear will attract?

Aquarius
The Aquarian's eccentric nature favors bikinis and swimsuits featuring pop culture icons. Be goofy and ironically parade swimwear featuring characters from kids' TV shows you've never seen. Perhaps your soulmate is a single dad looking for company who can fill you in on the shows your suit is advertising!

Pisces
For the Fish, it's all about the swimming, so make sure your professional-looking one-piece is Olympic caliber, as you'll be wearing it a lot when some studly wannabe soulmate is attracted to your athletic approach to getting in the water -- not to mention other types of mischief.