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Topic: Petition!
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 02-26-2002 06:55:30 AM
This is a petition for us geeks to get girlfriends! Girl says NO? She can't resist the power OF ONLINE SIGNATURES!

Sign here!

Len

[ 02-26-2002: Message edited by: Lenlalron ]

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 02-26-2002 06:57:21 AM
All the geeks are gonna share one girlfriend? I am slightly scared now.
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 02-26-2002 06:58:24 AM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
All the geeks are gonna share one girlfriend? I am slightly scared now.

No. Go back to school and learn how to read.

[ 02-26-2002: Message edited by: Lenlalron ]

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 02-26-2002 07:09:41 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Lenlalron!
No. Go back to school and learn how to read.

No need since you know how to edit
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 02-26-2002 07:11:43 AM
You're still a goober, Lenny.
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 02-26-2002 07:19:50 AM
*refuses to sign*

DO IT YOURSELF!!!!!

My dad told me once that every man has a woman out there for him if he is willing to keep lowering his standards until he finds her.

Humor disclaimer, although I hate them

Before I get flamed (and no this is not an edit), I would like to point out that this is a rip on the guys are the world, not on the gals out there. Men are often stupid, and for some reason many of us think we are the most desirable person on the planet. Wimmin r the best.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 02-26-2002 07:21:08 AM
STOP RUINING AND/OR HIJACKING MY THREADS!!! gwkkwrgkkrgnqoiqori310941290t90t299)#(R$J@RT$@TOTI$
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 02-26-2002 07:26:32 AM
quote:
Gydyon Waterlapper impressed everyone with:
*refuses to sign*

DO IT YOURSELF!!!!!

My dad told me once that every man has a woman out there for him if he is willing to keep lowering his standards until he finds her.

Humor disclaimer, although I hate them

Before I get flamed (and no this is not an edit), I would like to point out that this is a rip on the guys are the world, not on the gals out there. Men are often stupid, and for some reason many of us think we are the most desirable person on the planet. Wimmin r the best.


I AM TOTALLY OFFENDED AND I HATE YOU BECAUSE OF IT. YOUR HUMOR DISCLAIMER CANNOT HIDE THE PURE HATE IN YOUR WORDS.

Yes, I still believe I am perfectly capable of gettings girls...they just say no. NO WHINES HERE!

DISCLAIMER

[ 02-26-2002: Message edited by: Lenlalron ]

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 02-26-2002 08:22:03 AM
quote:
Lenlalron thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I AM TOTALLY OFFENDED AND I HATE YOU BECAUSE OF IT. YOUR HUMOR DISCLAIMER CANNOT HIDE THE PURE HATE IN YOUR WORDS.

Yes, I still believe I am perfectly capable of gettings girls...they just say no. NO WHINES HERE!

DISCLAIMER


Lenny, can I be honest? I don't think you have ever posted something that did not make me chuckle. You rock the house.

*rates this thread a 5!*

knowing the state of these boards, someone will probably think that was sarcastic. If that's you, go away

[ 02-26-2002: Message edited by: Gydyon Waterlapper ]

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-26-2002 08:23:24 AM
This thread reeks of pity.. And assholes.

[ 02-26-2002: Message edited by: D ]

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-26-2002 08:25:24 AM
D's post reeks of misspellings.

pwnd

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-26-2002 08:26:17 AM
D just woke up.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 02-26-2002 08:38:44 AM
quote:
D had this to say about Pirotess:
This thread reeks of pity.. And assholes.

Yeah, so get out. You're making it smell.

Booyaka.

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 02-26-2002 08:44:22 AM
D, do you need a girlfriend too? 'Cause I'll change my mind and sign if you want.
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-26-2002 08:47:58 AM
quote:
Gydyon Waterlapper had this to say about the Spice Girls:
D, do you need a girlfriend too? 'Cause I'll change my mind and sign if you want.

I'd like one, but I'm not going to sign a petition for a pity date.

Thinking HARD.

[ 02-26-2002: Message edited by: D ]

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 02-26-2002 08:52:45 AM
quote:
D had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I'd like one, but I'm not going to sign a petition for a pity date.

Thinking HARD.


Well, OK, but you just let me know if you change your mind.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Mightion Defensor
posted 02-26-2002 09:20:16 AM
I might not need a thread like this...

/me wanders off, a bit dazed

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 02-26-2002 09:33:34 AM
quote:
Mightion Defensor impressed everyone with:
I might not need a thread like this...

/me wanders off, a bit dazed


Could this be a hint of some kind?

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 02-26-2002 09:41:04 AM
quote:
Zephyer had this to say about Captain Planet:


Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Mightion Defensor
posted 02-26-2002 09:44:28 AM
quote:
Zephyer impressed everyone with:

Could this be a hint of some kind?


I... I don't know.

I'm just... I just could be really glad I went on EQ last night to twink Kennatsu's paladin in banded breasts... uh, armor.

* wanders off again

leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 02-26-2002 09:46:24 AM
Lenny, although bashing you is technically wrong, theres no way im head kicking on this thread!
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 02-26-2002 10:05:45 AM
Wakes up, smiles over to his fiancee, then pulls himself out of bed

I see no need for this petition, you all must be doing something horribly wrong.

Dons a flame retardent suit

EDIT: Forgot the smiley that makes humor all better.

[ 02-26-2002: Message edited by: Mooj ]

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-26-2002 10:06:44 AM
don't make me post a link to "Heartless Bitches International" again!
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 02-26-2002 10:09:11 AM
quote:
Illanae had this to say about Robocop:


Oh god, It burns!!!

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