I thought you'd read this sooner or later, so I've prepared some suitable entertainment for you! Uwee hee hee!
For being such good girls and boys, Uncle Keffy's going to read you a story! It's called... The Great Gatsby! Let's begin, you putrid, prebuscent peon parade! Oh...! I'm a poet, and I had no idea! Muwa ha ha!
In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever si...
W-what't this?! 
A sad clown?! Kappa kissing squidbrains, I am a mad clown! And a very mad clown, at that!
How dare these simpletons defile my godhood with such a petty typo?! 
Grrr! I'll protest this insult! I'll boycott the press! I'll write a letter!
Or maybe I'll just... BLOW UP THE PLANET!
Oh my, this may be a contender for the gold medal!
Remember kiddies, always leave carnage and devastation to the professionals! Vwee hee hee! 
[EDIT] Son of a submariner. [ 02-25-2002: Message edited by: Sentow ]
[ 02-25-2002: Message edited by: Mr. Duck ]
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Sora stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
But wheres the rest of the story...?
Could it be... there's a fan of my work?! Kya ha haaaaa! My popularity spreads faster than Tifa's thighs!
Since you asked nicely, I shall regale you with the rest of Fitzgerald's masterwork! Now where was I...? Ah, yes. Ahem...
"Whenever you feel like criticizing someone,"he told me, "just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had."
He didn't say anymore but we've always been unusually communicative in a reserved way and I understood that he meant a...
Oh, this is ridiculous! Featherbrained Fitzgerald, always too liquored up to properly use commas!
Ack! It frustrates me so much... I just gotta hit something!
Zeeky boogy doog.
So long, Canada!
[EDIT] I'm not telling. [ 02-25-2002: Message edited by: Sentow ]
By any chance do you live in Michigan? Because I'd be freaked out if you're someone I know, which you probably aren't.
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Soldar had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Wow. You're reading The Great Gatsby also?By any chance do you live in Michigan? Because I'd be freaked out if you're someone I know, which you probably aren't.
I do not live in Michigan, sir, and I read The Great Gatsby... oh, let me see now. Must've been around 5 years ago.
It just happens to be one of my favorite books 
No offense to anyone, I like this place.
Edit: The Great Gatsby wouldn't be your favorite book if you had a teacher like mine. [ 02-25-2002: Message edited by: Soldar ]
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Sabratiz stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
i dont think there is a person alive today who has actually finished that book alive its like a book on how to watch paint dry no reason to read it
That book owned. But if you read as well as you spell/punctuate, then I can understand why it went over your head.
It sucked.
Now, Grapes of wrath, now that's a book I liked.
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I read it and finished it.
It sucked.
Zeeky boogy doog.
[ 02-25-2002: Message edited by: Sentow ]
Is it okay if I touch your Kabuto with THIS? Hehehe!
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Sentow had this to say about Robocop:
Could it be... there's a fan of my work?! Kya ha haaaaa! My popularity spreads faster than Tifa's thighs!
Okay, you get mad props for that one.
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Sentow had this to say about Optimus Prime:
It just happens to be one of my favorite books
... your crazy
