Well?

Hrm.. That's a tough one. Definately some form of red meat, but I don't know what.

cheese cake

Bacon.

See, I figured all these other tests are a series of generic questions in a random order and pictures tied to the number sequences...

so I figured hell, just pick whatever suits you best

Pepperoni pizza with extra cheese here

I choose Squid.

Tomorrow maybe I'll be Elk.

I'm a hot indian curry.

I may seem great on our first meeting, but you'll soon regret you ever saw me.

Hrm.. uhhh.. Swiss rolls, methinks.

Ice cream.

A bit cold on the outside, but oh so smooth once I warm up a little.

I am...Funyuns.

Yes.

I am potato salad.

I go great with a lot of stuff and everyone seems to like me. They just wish they could pick the god damn onions out, but there are too many. Muah!

Hog anus.

Mashed potatoes and gravy!

I shan't justify this, I just love 'em.

I find it amusing that Mort thinks of himself as curry... it's so hard to find a really good curry...

I am oreo cookies with milk.

I am dogfood, mixed with toothpaste, chili powder, Fruit Loops and tobasco sauce. Sure, funny to watch from afar, as people try and eat it, for bets, testing their fortitude, whatever, but it's not laughing matter when your face to face with it. You just get sick.

As such is Frank.

Ozius

I'm one of those chocolate peanut butter lindor chocolates
I'm sweet and nice and the outside...on the inside I start to taste weird and evil (peanut butter IS evil!) and I stick to the roof of your mouth=annoying^-^

I'm potato chips and you're a stoned-out hippy.

You just can't get enough of me!

Noodles and soy sauce

Is Mountain Dew a food?

im reeses cups with an extra coating of choclate with a bit of peanut butter on the side there is no reason for it except because i can be

Dragon Rolls

(Something they carry at a local Chinise place. No, I don't know what the hell's in 'em. But the taste is about right.)