Today, we go to the courts of Judge Drysart, where Vorbis Cockadoodledoo, is currently on trial.
Bailiff Piper: All rise for the Honorable Judge Drysart!
Everyone in the courthouse rises, including a kooky elven guy in green judge's robes.
Bailiff Piper: ...uh...not you, your honor.
Judge Drysart: ...right! I knew that. Anyway! Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...
Bailiff Piper: Your honor, we're having a murder trial today.
Judge Drysart: Right...does that include an Easter Egg hunt?
Bailiff Piper: No, your honor.
Judge Drysart: Well, fuck. ALRIGHT, let's get this guy up here and sentence him to death. I ain't got all day.
A tall fellow rises from the prosecution desk.
Karnaj: Your honor, I call Vorbis to the stand!
All the crowd gasps as Vorbis goes to the stand!
Karnaj: Mr. Vorbis, where were you on the night of the murder?
Vorbis: Comitting homocide.
All the crowd gasps!
Vorbis: But not the homocide of Mr. Bajington! I would never do that!
Karnaj: Is that...the truth?
Vorbis: You can't handle the truth!
Karnaj: Try me!
Vorbis hands Karnaj a large object marked: "The Truth". It slips out of Karnaj's graps and splatters to the ground!
Vorbis: I told! The truth is too slippery for you to handle!
Karnaj: Fine...let's continue.
The crowd gasps!
Vorbis: Hang on, I ordered room service.
A waiter comes in and hands Vorbis a delicious Mountain Dew: Code Red. Karnaj snatches it away!
Karnaj: DID YOU ORDER THIS CODE RED?!
Vorbis: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I ORDERED THAT CODE RED!
The crowd gasps!
Vorbis: ...can I drink it now?
Karnaj guzzles it down.
Karnaj: NO! Your honor, I believe that the defendant has proven his guilt.
Vorbis: What? Judge Drysart, surely you...
Camera zooms up to see Judge Drysart playing a Game Boy and humming the tune to Mario.
Judge Drysart: Doo doo doo doo-dooooo-doo-doo! Yeah, guilty, sure. Defendant lawyer may proceed.
Demitri with Koosh Man on his shoulder rises and approaches Vorbis.
Demitri: Uhh...uhhhh...uhhh...uhhhh...umm...just a sec...uhh...FUCKCHOP!
Koosh Man: What was that all about?
Demitri: I'm sorry! I choked!
Koosh Man: Okay. It's up to me now...
Koosh Man slaps Vorbis!
Demitri: What was THAT?
Koosh Man: I admit it! I have no idea what a lawyer does! I'm just a simple toy-tyrant!
Judge Drysart: If that's all, I'd like to go home and start banning people. So, guilty?
Koosh Man: Not so fast, your honor! I call to the witness stand...DELIDGAMOND, BAJAH'S TWIN BROTHER!
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!
You rule man. So many levels.
Parcelan = the best!
For some reason I see Parce up there with Piers Anthony and Terry Pratchett if he wanted to be. 
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Cuba:
I'll karnaj out the Code Red if you want me to.
Nah, you keep it. I got a keg of it back home.
