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Topic: I couldn't help myself
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-24-2002 03:41:13 PM
That huge, well-filled, strawberry pie was calling to me.

Fresh strawberries.. sweet fresh pastry.. *gurgle*

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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 02-24-2002 04:21:12 PM
*whimper*

Strawberry...the best kind of all...

...hungry...

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-24-2002 04:31:17 PM
It was delicious!

Mmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm!

A whole pie!

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 02-24-2002 04:42:11 PM
Pecan Pie > all


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 02-24-2002 04:44:06 PM
You BASTARD!

You didn't offer to share?!?

Should we go kick his ass Zeph?

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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Maradon!
posted 02-24-2002 04:54:25 PM
quote:
Black Mage had this to say about John Romero:
Pecan Pie > all

Pecan pie is really just pecan crust pie. Inside is the dreaded mystery substance.

Strawberry-Rhubarb ownz j00

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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 02-24-2002 05:18:19 PM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
You BASTARD!

You didn't offer to share?!?

Should we go kick his ass Zeph?

For the eating? No.

For the taunting? Hell yeah!

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Rozland
Pancake
posted 02-24-2002 07:10:33 PM
Caffine-free Diet coke of evil...

Letting a pie get to you!

Submit now, it will hurt less -Rozland Vun Domine
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-24-2002 07:16:51 PM
It was a good pie.

Evil is charged with destroying good.

I ate (destroyed) the pie.

Therefore, I am still evil in its purest sense.

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Rozland
Pancake
posted 02-24-2002 08:30:39 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Pirotess:
It was a good pie.

Evil is charged with destroying good.

I ate (destroyed) the pie.

Therefore, I am still evil in its purest sense.

Destroying is so yesterday. Dont you read Evil Monthly?

Right now its all about rape, pillage and evil plots.

Did you plot the pie's end, rape it, pillage its home? I think not!

Submit now, it will hurt less -Rozland Vun Domine
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-24-2002 09:09:35 PM
Raping pie, at least fresh pie, would be very painful.

Evil != stupid

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-24-2002 09:16:57 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about pies:
Raping pie, at least fresh pie, would be very painful.

Evil != stupid

Jim seemed to be doing OK in American Pie. Until his dad walked in.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Rozland
Pancake
posted 02-24-2002 09:17:39 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Pirotess:
Raping pie, at least fresh pie, would be very painful.

Evil != stupid

Ahh, but it was HUGE, WELL FILLED pie. Fresh was not stated. So it could have only been luke warm. Plenty of room for raping.

Submit now, it will hurt less -Rozland Vun Domine
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Rozland
Pancake
posted 02-24-2002 09:20:33 PM
Er not Fresh, Hot I meant.

Hot was not stated. And Fresh does not exactly equal hot.

Submit now, it will hurt less -Rozland Vun Domine
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-24-2002 09:21:03 PM
Yes, well, the pie can be used for much better purposes than raping. SO!

-If evil grows stronger, then it serves to better destroy good.

-If Mortious eats the pie, he will grow stronger.

-So by eating the pie, he grows stronger, thus gaining a better chance to destroy good.

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-24-2002 09:22:24 PM
quote:
Rozland had this to say:
Submit now, it will hurt less

Yes ma'am.

Mortious wanders into the land of pies.... and simply sets Drysart loose. He doesn't have to do any work, and Drys will be happy for hours. Perfect.

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