Dear Mennix,
I am a paladin who has served the will of Mithaniel Marr for close to fifty seasons. In my travels I have taken up various trade skills, mainly blacksmithing.
After much work over a hot forge, pounding metals into usable shapes, and spending much hard-earned platinum in the course of raising my skill, I managed to make myself a full visible suit of armor imbued with the power of my deity! This suit shined like the sun with it's golden color, and I enjoyed the complements and accolades I received as much as I enjoy the strength of my deity which infuses it! I was a shining beacon of the Truthbringer!
However, something strange has happened since the opening of the portals to Luclin. My armor, and the armor of every other human, both male and female, has lost its luster. My sister's crimson armor I crafted for her, has also lost it's shine. She is a cleric of Marr, and keeps hitting me over the head with her mace because her armor is not shiny anymore either.
All other races, incliding the foul Teir'Dal, still have plate armor that shines in even the weakest light, but the armor of my human brethren and myself does not. I've tried various waxes and potions, and scrubbed and polished for hours, to no avail.
Any words of advice, noble halfling? Surely you understand the need to look good which smacking the forces of evil around. And to stop me getting hit over the head by my sister.
Mightion Defensor,
Knight in Formerly Shining Armor
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about dark elf butts:
Surely you understand the need to look good while smacking the forces of evil around. And to stop me getting hit over the head by my sister.
*looks at the various bumps on Mightions head*
Ouch.
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Densetsu had this to say about Cuba:
Hey, at least when I put in the wrong word, I still manage to spell it right. 
That's an moronic interesting suggestion, mog. But I don't think that's a good idea.
I am being completely honest.
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Densetsu had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Well Mightion, you did such a great job in composing that letter, I didn't want a small typo like that to Tarnish it.I am being completely honest.
[ 02-22-2002: Message edited by: Lashanna ]
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Lashanna had this to say about Cuba:
[QUOTE]Densetsu had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Well Mightion, you did such a great job in composing that letter, I didn't want a small typo like that to Tarnish it.I am being completely honest.
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Densetsu had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Well Mightion, you did such a great job in composing that letter, I didn't want a small typo like that to Tarnish it.I am being completely honest.
That was the joke...
You have learned much, young one, of the ways of punning.
But, you are not a Jedi yet.
Perhaps some knight you will be.
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about dark elf butts:
Perhaps some knight you will be.
Ow... [ 02-22-2002: Message edited by: Densetsu ]
