Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
[ 02-20-2002: Message edited by: ImNotTrent ]
Azakias looks up at Kikake, tapping her pen to her lip. The black cloves she wears have the fingers cut out of them, and old blood is plainly seen on her long, sharp fingernails. She gives a lingering grin, then drops it. Glancing at her little notebooks, she murmurs.
"Ok... I think I can get you in on the 27th for your evisceration... how does that sound to you?"
A scream is heard from behind the door on one side of the room. Its heavy, metal clad, and ominous looking. Azakias motions to it.
Of course, you can always stay in the waiting chamber. I may be able to get to you early. I'm so busy!"
Your outfit is so pwetty!
"Sorry, kid, I already have someone who never leaves. He'll not be happy if you try to stick around. Now, either go to the waiting room or come back at the appointed time."
Azakias stands up and walks over to her desk, while Pesco stands by looking threatening in case any loiterers dont leave.
Hey Mr Pescwo sir person! Your pants look so cute on you
You wanna come wif me in the waiting room and we can talk and play games and talk and eat Baskin Robbins Sundaes!!!!!
Pesco Pesco RA RA RA!
Think it would be safe to make Smores out of him?....
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Espio had this to say about pies:
Think it would be safe to make Smores out of him?....
As long as I get to eat it's heart... to gain it's courage... it's rich, tasty courage... [ 02-20-2002: Message edited by: Soldar ]
"I'm afraid that is not possible, kiddo. Pesco never goes into the 'waiting room' unless I'm there with him. I'm just going to have to tell you, that you must go alone. Of course, you may bring a friend in with you if you want, I can probably fit you both into my schedule... but Pesco stays here with me."
Azakias smiles beguilingly at Pesco.
Hey you have a pwetty voice! Have you ever sanged before cause I sing too! Maybe we can sing together and we can go on tour and be like the Smiley Singers or somefing! I gonna start! Du Du Du La LA La 
or delid has a large amount of suppressed homosexual emotions that he has to release..
"Lets see...
1)Cut out tongue.
2)Peel off eyelids
3)Water drip torture
4)Removal of fingers/toes/other small appendages
5)Slitting of nostrils.."
She continues to blithely write down her session plans.
quote:
Mr. Duck stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
it takes a secure man to act like a 12 year old girl who just entered puberty.or delid has a large amount of suppressed homosexual emotions that he has to release..
I AM AN ACTOR!
'Ello there Azakias, I believe you have me down for a 11 o'clock Nine-Tails Back Massage?
quote:
Azakias had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Azakias coughs into her hand the way that a lot of people do when they are tuning people out, then writes in her notebook under Kikake's name."Lets see...
1)Cut out tongue.
2)Peel off eyelids
3)Water drip torture
4)Removal of fingers/toes/other small appendages
5)Slitting of nostrils.."She continues to blithely write down her session plans.
When do you get to the heart? I have a lot of blood I need to pump.
Is there any way we could just slip in Objective #1 of the Session now? Would save alot of trouble.
Pesco grins wickedly.
quote:
De lid g am ond had this to say about Cuba:
I AM AN ACTOR!
you just keep saying that
quote:Not to call into question your... excellent ... torturing practices... but... how exactly does one do those things to a ... marshmellow thingy? I wouldn't be surprised, considering how annoying he is, if he just grows the stuff back...
Azakias had this to say about Pirotess:
1)Cut out tongue.
2)Peel off eyelids
3)Water drip torture
4)Removal of fingers/toes/other small appendages
5)Slitting of nostrils.."
WUV Kikake 
Azaky! I wanna be your bestestestestsests friend! Wanna go to the movies and see the new Britney Spears Movie? I WUV HER SONGS!
"I'm sorry, no matter HOW much you try to get my to move your appointment up, its not going to happen. You'll just have to wait your turn, like the rest of them."
Azakias motions, and a few nondescript ironclad guards walk in carrying torches and sticks that are used to impale marshmellows. Then, she turns to Ryuu.
"Yes, please step into the waiting room. Due to some complications with the delivery, the cat-o-nine tails will be substituted with a 5 pronged steel tipped bullwhip. Please wait in the waiting chamber."
Hey can I see your book? takes the book. It so dull and needs color! starts to color with the red paint from the bucket next to Azakias THERE! I MADE A BUTTERFLY ON A ROSE!
"Oh, and dont roast it... I want to have some fun later trying out the Machine. I still dont have a guinea pig for that experiment, either..."
Azakias yawns as the door shuts behind the guards and marshmellow thing.
quote:
De lid g am ond had this to say about Duck Tales:
escapes from the guards and jumps on Azakias desk and hops around knocking over various items
Hi Azaky miss me?! Hey wanna go get ice creme?!
WEEEEEEEEEEE jumps around some more
((I will take a moment to point and laugh at deli for messing up his accounts.))
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Azakias was all like:
[i]Azakias motions, and a few nondescript ironclad guards walk in carrying torches and sticks that are used to impale marshmellows. Then, she turns to Ryuu."Yes, please step into the waiting room. Due to some complications with the delivery, the cat-o-nine tails will be substituted with a 5 pronged steel tipped bullwhip. Please wait in the waiting chamber."
thinks
Well, I'm not too picky, as long as you get this kink out of my back and neck.
It's friggin' hysterical.
Not really....he is practically immune to this kind of account
