I came up the ramp in Dust, around the corner and flung a FB in the tunnel that the CT's normally come through. Managed to get behind the box half way down the tunnel, but still caught some of my own FB. Half blind I watch one CT pass me, not knowing I was there. I capped his ass in 6 rounds from my DEagle. As I'm reloading his partner come up dead even with me (both are using M4A1's) but never turns to look at me. I stand up, finish reloading, and put a .50 into his temple.
Later I get accused of aimbots and other shit.
I get awped in the leg and die.
OUCH.
But I was playing Return to Castle Wolfenstein once and took out a guy with a chain gun with my knife, heh.
Of course he spammed that I 'cheated'. =/
Anyways, I choose the commando, grab armor and ammo and head for the one hallway, lined with boxes
Me and Inferno are on the phone, and we see some fellow terrorist get torn up by a bunch of CTs, his body downright flew
So I crouch up to the edge of the hallway, and I pop up and just fire madly down the hall, getting shot. I manage to duck behind the box with 17 life left
And then I look at the kills in the upper right
Five kills
Three of them headshots
All mine
Inferno on the phone laughing his ass off
A pause...
"Holy crap Joe, you are still alive?"
Then we both proceeded to laugh even more so 
He thought for sure I had gotten killed during it, heh
Round was really one sided after that
Well lovely, I was already at 4 life when this happened
I know I'm dead, the entire other team is a clan, and one of the guys was running at 34-0 for his score
I see a CT run out of the tunnel, headed for the CT spawn area
Oh what the hell
I jump off the balcony and fire at him on the way down
I killed him a split second before I hot the ground, suiciding myself in the process
Took him with me Looked so much better since I always use the jungle warfare skin
Everyone was laughing like mad, with him going nuts saying things like "That was stupid!" "shut up, he sucks!" and the like
I may not have won the round, but damn I was happy
quote:
Comrade_Snoota stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I don't play Counterstrike because it rather.. sucks.
[ 02-15-2002: Message edited by: Kegwen Tabibito ]
Incredibly, not a single CT noticed I was there. As they ran past, I blew away each one in turn with nothing more than a pistol. They never did figure out what had happened.
After I dusted the entire team in four seconds flat, the rest of my team leapt from their seats and sang my praises
